Vatican to seek control of Nuclear Weapon

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nathaniel parker
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April Fools!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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FUCK. I got a bunch of comments lined up too. SHET.

"I was hoping this is real so they can deck out the nuclear missiles with fabulous bling like they do the pope's robe."

"Been waiting for the second coming? Well, now that we have control of all nuclear weapons, it's closer than you think!"

"It won't be the first time priests got their hands on something long and hard. BOO-fucken-YAH."

"They gonna name the missiles Atonement and Forgiveness"

etcetera etcetera

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It's a nuclear christis waiting to happen!

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An Atom-and-Eve bomb!

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Nate is alive!

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Nate is alive!

He is risen from the dead!
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A disaster of biblical proportions!

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Did ya know that April Fools Day began 'cause a Pope switched New Years Day?

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