The Prophesies begin...

i trenton welles predict that the united states of america will appoint a defacto leader in palastine...for those of you who care, this will be a very bad thing.

I don't think americans will stand for letting the draft happen. If it does, i'd be interested to see how the support rating for the war will change. How many pro-war hypocrites will change their mind if a draft starts?
But if anyone shows up at my door to force me away from my family, I will kill them.

i predict that chaos will soon be accepted by the majority as order.
we will continue to be assaulted everyday by microbes, ultraviolet light, radiation, bugs, cold, heat, disease, hunger, defecation, chemicals, and people will die every minute. and the sun will come out tomorrow..............

[QUOTE=joeyjojojrshabadoo]A while back, like say four years and change I prophesied that Dubya would invade Iraq, I was right. As the years rolled by I made further prophesies that a lot of people said were crazy. I predicted the repealing of civil liberties, the infringement of civil rights, the torture of innocent Irwai civillians. I would like to present this forum as a means for all of us to present our "crazy" predictions. Let's see how many come true. I'll start it off...

I Joeyjojojrshabadoo hereby prophesy that the draft will return in the United States of America.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Trail Fodder]I don't think americans will stand for letting the draft happen. If it does, i'd be interested to see how the support rating for the war will change. How many pro-war hypocrites will change their mind if a draft starts?
But if anyone shows up at my door to force me away from my family, I will kill them.[/QUOTE]
just use consciencious objector. you don't believe in killing people. register yourself as a quaker or some other non-violent religious affiliation. better than getting hauled off to jail.

[QUOTE=trashED]I predict that the Indian Nation will co-opt gas station/convenience stores and that along with new drilling on reservations and under the Great Lakes will give them control of the oil industry making the mid-east a non issue.[/QUOTE]
and use economic oil sanctions on the government to force them to honor the over 400 broken treaties, all broken by the "europeans" . article 6 paragraph 2 u.s. constitution. now that would be rich.............

john ashcroft will be appointed to the supreme court, and before each trial, there will be a prayer meeting which "you are not REQUIRED to attend"

[QUOTE=snuffy]john ashcroft will be appointed to the supreme court, and before each trial, there will be a prayer meeting which "you are not REQUIRED to attend"[/QUOTE]
just before you are sentenced to death for thinking.

I predict Europe will soon start with the decolonisation of America, just as we did with Africa and Asia.
We will realize one day that also this little experiment went out of control.
An apology will be made to all the people who experienced any inconvenience.

China will "re-unify" with taiwan. North korea will see this as a great opportunity to invade S korea, since the US will be distracted. Japan will enter both the korean and taiwan conflicts. Fun will ensue.
pakistan and India will exchange nukes. the violent way.
Saudi government will be overthrown, and Saudi will be the US's newest enemy.
Scientists will discover that eggs are bad for you. then good for you. then bad for you.

[QUOTE=Suicidal maniac]I predict Europe will soon start with the decolonisation of America, just as we did with Africa and Asia.
We will realize one day that also this little experiment went out of control.
An apology will be made to all the people who experienced any inconvenience.[/QUOTE]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference?

[QUOTE=Trail Fodder]Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference?[/QUOTE]
Ehm, no, maybe a Suicidal Maniac reference?

I predict Canada will follow suit and elect a Conservative government that is more agreeable with the United States government.

well it hasn't even been a day and already my prohpecy is sprouting its roots. good ole dubya and blaire are already insisting they'll be imposing democracy on palestine and that, since it's sooo in the palestinians best interests they'll be holding their feet to the fire...what the fuck does that mean by the way?

[QUOTE=trenton welles]well it hasn't even been a day and already my prohpecy is sprouting its roots. good ole dubya and blaire are already insisting they'll be imposing democracy on palestine and that, since it's sooo in the palestinians best interests they'll be holding their feet to the fire...what the fuck does that mean by the way?[/QUOTE]
do it or we will burn your feet.

this is great, we have one prophesy fulfiflled already, throw your crazy shit on here. you consolation? Prophesies are 100% self fulfilling, so that means it's boundto happen.

I predict more death. More than usual anyway.
I really hope there isn't a draft. Seriously, I'll cry if there's a fucking draft. And I usually only cry when Orcas eat baby seals or I've been drinking heavily.

It will be discovered that massive vote fuckery occured in Florida, but there is no hard evidence because the voting machines lrft no paper trail.

As a result, God will smite Florida off the face of the earth with the mother of all hurricanes.

Bush will then declare a war on "them really big winds".

[QUOTE=mungkay]It will be discovered that massive vote fuckery occured in Florida, but there is no hard evidence because the voting machines lrft no paper trail.

As a result, God will smite Florida off the face of the earth with the mother of all hurricanes.

Bush will then declare a war on "them really big winds".[/QUOTE]
My Mom lives in Florida.
She voted straight ticket Libertarian.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]:( My Mom lives in Florida.
She voted straight ticket Libertarian.[/QUOTE]

I'd tell her to move because I've been hearing some rumours lately, and when those rumours are coming in fast and in large numbers like they;re doing mow, it's only a matter of time before it's a headline.

And Tampa blows for stealing the Stanley Cup from Calgary.

Powell will resign, paving the way for Bush to appoint a more hard-line conservative secretary of state. Whatever they fucking do, I don't know.

powell did resign. creepy

I predict that the european union will become more integrated and eventually expell american forces from european bases. Russia will have a really phony election and Putin will drop all fronts of being a legitimate democracy and just proclaim himself leader for life.

Assuming that John Titor is a brilliant hoaxer [url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=17627[/url] , I'm going to predict a black presidential candidate from either party within 3 elections, 5 tops.

[QUOTE=Rents]Assuming that John Titor is a brilliant hoaxer [url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=17627[/url] , I'm going to predict a black presidential candidate from either party within 3 elections, 5 tops.[/QUOTE]

Obama?

Or colin powell for the GOP, but I'm definitely seeing it in my crystal ball.