Stick It Up Their Ass Day
This was sent to me by one of my (hippie) friends.
Thought I might help 'em pass it along.
personally, I only buy gas once a week, and it isnt ussually on Wednesdays.
[COLOR=LightBlue]MAY 19TH 2004
IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.
AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF OVER [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]4.6 BILLION DOLLARS [/COLOR] WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES.
THEREFORE [COLOR=Red]MAY 19TH HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR ASS DAY" AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY. (May 19th)[/COLOR] THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT.[/COLOR]
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OMFG!I'MONIT!I'LLTELLALLMYFRIENDSABOUTITRIGHTNOW!!!111*huffpuff*
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i was just helping him out.
The person who sent me this, is in his 50's and on a hospital bed with throat cancer, and a tracheotomy doing his talking.
He has no concern with driving, but he cares about the economy even though he's dying.
Thats why i posted this here.
Just for the sake of him, and the little I can do.
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Uhmmm you real ugly!!!!!!!
I'm always up for making fun of hippies...
But that's actually a damn good idea.
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[I]One Angry Dwarf[/I]
I saws her and she gots the PINECONEBUTT.
[QUOTE=One angry dwarf]I'm always up for making fun of hippies...
But that's actually a damn good idea.[/QUOTE]
I guess everyone thinks hippies, thinks 'tree-huggin-faggots'
but this guy is just some guy in a band with no electrical guitars, and bongos, and chimes, ect, ect. and really loud vocals. (or used to)
he is the kind of guy who is caring about all things, and his wife [I]does[/I] shave her legs.
he has a house, not a tent, drives a car, not a bike. and is generally just a care-free soul.
he's not the stero-typical hippie.
anyways, it is a good idea.
but i doubt anyone will go along or follow through with it.
but for the sake of his situation, and the fact that he cares (about stuff most cant do anything about) is what made me post it.
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[QUOTE=Minuet]i was just helping him out.
The person who sent me this, is in his 50's and on a hospital bed with throat cancer, and a tracheotomy doing his talking.
He has no concern with driving, but he cares about the economy even though he's dying.
Thats why i posted this here.
Just for the sake of him, and the little I can do.[/QUOTE]
this isnt the same e mail guy that got cancer from drinking coke cans with rat urine on them and is trying to get in the guiness record book for recieving the most e mails is it ?
I Would Like To Put Ten Ton's Of Super Poop Up Ping Pong Minutes Super Pooper Shoot Cause She Eat Cannibal>>>uh Uh Oh Oh>.........neba
[QUOTE=karbunkle]this isnt the same e mail guy that got cancer from drinking coke cans with rat urine on them and is trying to get in the guiness record book for recieving the most e mails is it ?[/QUOTE]
no.
just some old man everyone in my are knows.
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[QUOTE=morey]I saws her and she gots the PINECONEBUTT.[/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah...the pinecone-butt lady. Who is that again?
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Oh, yeah...the pinecone-butt lady. Who is that again?[/QUOTE]That no lady brak, i had a friend who carried around a book of ass diseases and his favorite was called pine cone butt, it had a photo and frankly speaking the thing was a fleshhy protuberance that resembled a pine cone!
Ew. I swear you once said someone famous had a pinecone butt, though.
A Vendetta production. <3
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No the guy with the the book was in a couple of renowned punk bands though, most renowned being Big Boys.
Right now i'm wondering if penelope Cruz has the pinecone butt!?
eco-terrorism. ugh. barf.
[QUOTE=snuffy]eco-terrorism. ugh. barf.[/QUOTE]
where you been, cowboy?
in other news, if i had the proverbial nickel for every time i've gotten this chain e-mail, i'd have enough cash to buy each and every one of you a tank of gas on 5/19.
hey, dude, i was in NYC. I didn't brig my laptop, though i should have, how you doin?
do anything good in nyc? i'm meh. i really do hate mondays...
yes, i'll tell ya about it.
so, anyway, eco terrorism is scary and misguided. the earth liberation front and other orgs like it are frightening to me.
Moe why not start a thread about Mondays cause so far mine is creepy weird and I too would like to just stay indoors today.
morey, my threads always end up sucking a fat dick, so i try to avoid creating new ones...
however, i will be happy to participate in your "my monday is weird, i'm staying inside" thread 
[QUOTE=Minuet]i was just helping him out.
The person who sent me this, is in his 50's and on a hospital bed with throat cancer, and a tracheotomy doing his talking.
He has no concern with driving, but he cares about the economy even though he's dying.
Thats why i posted this here.
Just for the sake of him, and the little I can do.[/QUOTE]
Shoulda worried less about the economy and/or big business protesting and done something useful like not being yet another lemming for the tobacco industry...
Down with oil companies! Give me more cigarettes!
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[QUOTE=moe.ron]do anything good in nyc? i'm meh. i really do hate mondays...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.madrant.com/images/mondays.jpg[/img]: sounds like SOME ONE'S got a case on the MON-DAYS...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down...
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at the risk of being shout, i like mondays. fresh start, all that jazz. it's the middle of the week that fucks me over big time.
[QUOTE=snuffy]at the risk of being shout, i like mondays. fresh start, all that jazz. it's the middle of the week that fucks me over big time.[/QUOTE]
I get depressed every thursday at least in a funk. I don't know why...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers][img]http://www.madrant.com/images/mondays.jpg[/img]: sounds like SOME ONE'S got a case on the MON-DAYS...[/QUOTE]
"let me ask you something...did you ever come in on a monday not feelin' real well, and someone says 'sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays'"?
"no...no, man. shit no. i believe you'd get your ass kicked for sayin' somethin' like that.."
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I get depressed every thursday at least in a funk. I don't know why...[/QUOTE]
Maybe because it's the last day you see us until Sunday.
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Maybe because it's the last day you see us until Sunday.[/QUOTE]
you're probably right...
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The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
found it.
[url]http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/gasout.htm[/url]
[url]http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_no_gas_may_19th.htm[/url]
goddamn dirty hippies and their stupid deathbed escuses for being ignorant.
Linking to that made me get a travel ad.
Man.. when I get the fuck away from The Fence, there will never be another weekday or weekend.. no more dreading the next day just becuase its a work day and you KNOW you have to get your lazy ass up and dance on strings for some fuckhole, just so you can eat, bathe, and live under shelter.
I give you all a century, just a century. Things are gonna get rough..
You really want to stick it up their ass? Do what I did. Stop buying gasoline, period.
I still buy propane though. They can have my grill when the pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]You really want to stick it up their ass? Do what I did. Stop buying gasoline, period.
I still buy propane though. They can have my grill when the pry it out of my cold, dead hands.[/QUOTE]So what you live out in the country?
Hippies are for barbequing.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE