So Planned Parenthood doesn't want Tucker Max's money...
He offered them $500,000 to name a clinic in Texas after him, admittedly so he could promote his book. After they actually found out what he writes about, they decided it wasn't worth it. Perception and stuff.
It would've been soooo funny if they'd done it but if Planned Parenthood has a questionable reputation in Texas, this would've helped not at all.
I thought:
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
In highschool I was really obsessed with Tuxer Max. Now it all just seems shallow and contrived.
That guy.
So much sleaze! It's amazing!
I really didn't think he could get grosser. And then he did. Actually pretty glad they didn't take his money. Even just out of spite.
Well this is simply hilarious.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Is 500 grand all it takes to get a building named after you nowadays?
Also, maybe they should have taken the money and then just not named the building. 500 large can buy an awful lot of roofies.
Max is not a last name.
Correct, it's what you give when you give 100%. The max. Unless you're an athlete then you can give more than the max, usually around 110%, is what they tend to claim.
This thread is now about Maxes.
Max Headroom aka the late great Matt Frewer
THE Maxx
"Push the button, Max."
That movie could have been so great and it simply wasn't. Amazing trailer though. Top 3 trailers of all time I'd say. It would have swept the trailer Oscars, if that were a thing.
I concur. I still liked the movie, though.
Tucker Max can choke on his own jiz.
Man is the cruelest animal.
That's sexist!
Just kidding, I don't really give a shit.
I read this like it would be something he would brag about, like, "He can??"
I really like his name. Not counting Thick McRunFast (which stuck with me after I read it on a list of possible cat names that someone here once wrote), it's probably the sexiest name I've ever heard. My name would do it with that name.
Maybe what most disappointed me about this whole situation is that because his dickishness, I'll never get to drive by a building with that name.
I don't know who Tucker Max is.
If I hadn't joined the cult, I wouldn't either.
I'm also pretty sure I found out Bernie Mac died from someone in the shoutbox so I suppose you guys have caused me an awful lot of pain.
Damn us all. Us Painful Beasts.
I really like his name. Not counting Thick McRunFast (which stuck with me after I read it on a list of possible cat names that someone here once wrote), it's probably the sexiest name I've ever heard. My name would do it with that name.
Maybe what most disappointed me about this whole situation is that because his dickishness, I'll never get to drive by a building with that name.
That's close enough for an excuse for me to post this again.
I read this like it would be something he would brag about, like, "He can??"
But he CAN! I saw it once. He choked on his own jiz in front of strangers to see if they would save him and feel like heros. Some of the people who saved him sent him cards full of cash. I also heard Tucker had sex with a loony bin patient posing as a doctor. Weird.
Man is the cruelest animal.
That name list is missing Bruce Facepuncher.
I read this like it would be something he would brag about, like, "He can??"
But he CAN! I saw it once. He choked on his own jiz in front of strangers to see if they would save him and feel like heros. Some of the people who saved him sent him cards full of cash. I also heard Tucker had sex with a loony bin patient posing as a doctor. Weird.
Coming soon! Jackass Part 4!
He offered them $500,000? I am surprised...
Planned Parenthood is banned from the new women's health care program in Texas? That... that really sucks.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That guy.