Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

[QUOTE=angusbeef123][url=http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040910/od_uk_nm/oukoe_crime_necrophilia_1]Damn![/url]

Now I'll have to find something else to do on friday nights.[/QUOTE]

Only if you live in California.

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See, this is why I voted for him.

That and the endless stream of jokes on late nite talk shows.

[QUOTE=angusbeef123][url=http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040910/od_uk_nm/oukoe_crime_necrophilia_1]Damn![/url]

Now I'll have to find something else to do on friday nights.[/QUOTE]

Umm...you live in Iowa...

[QUOTE=Fino35]See, this is why I voted for him.

That and the endless stream of jokes on late nite talk shows.[/QUOTE]
And the crack. You left that part out.

Clearly the man is a fascist. all the Austrian blood.

Way to go Arnie!

[QUOTE=jane s.]Umm...you live in Iowa...[/QUOTE]
But i'm usually in California on fridays.

It's sick that this even had to be passed. I'm shocked at the examples of necrophilia that were given in the article.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]It's sick that this even had to be passed. I'm shocked at the examples of necrophilia that were given in the article.[/QUOTE]

I agree, I mean as a person who plans on becoming mortican/funeral director and is making plans to go to college to study that and some smart asshole brings up the subject of necrophilia, for all the people who ask that Ijust want to bash their head in. Just because like 1% of people think about that or good god act on it, doesnt mean that people in that kind of business associate with those kinds of activity. Ugh it pisses me off and it should because the people who do that are fucked up and deserve every bad thing coming to them ,and I hate them for giving it a reputation to funeral directors and people in that kind of business. I take that shit personally, it fact I recentlygot in trouble with my school for kicking the shit out of a kid who mentioned that I was getting in that kind of business for that. The principle supported my action but had to punish me though. that job has a shit load of responsiblity and respect with it and deserve to be seen that way.

You...are fuckin kidding me.

And the award for most pointless legislation goes to...

A republician has taken away another of our rights! When will this oppression end? >:(

[QUOTE=Skaje]You...are fuckin kidding me.

And the award for most pointless legislation goes to...[/QUOTE]
So you'd be cool with someone skull-fucking Grandma?

She's dead. She might as well be put to some use.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]So you'd be cool with someone skull-fucking Grandma?[/QUOTE]

They shouldn't go to jail over it.

It's a victimless crime, they're already dead.

Oh, and I want to be cremated.

[QUOTE=Crazedmusicfan24]I agree, I mean as a person who plans on becoming mortican/funeral director and is making plans to go to college to study that and some smart asshole brings up the subject of necrophilia, for all the people who ask that Ijust want to bash their head in. Just because like 1% of people think about that or good god act on it, doesnt mean that people in that kind of business associate with those kinds of activity. Ugh it pisses me off and it should because the people who do that are fucked up and deserve every bad thing coming to them ,and I hate them for giving it a reputation to funeral directors and people in that kind of business. I take that shit personally, it fact I recentlygot in trouble with my school for kicking the shit out of a kid who mentioned that I was getting in that kind of business for that. The principle supported my action but had to punish me though. that job has a shit load of responsiblity and respect with it and deserve to be seen that way.[/QUOTE]
someone's being a little [I]too[/I] defensive...

What a riot. You can't fuck dead people in California, yet supposedly you can fuck animals in Texas.

I love this country.

in west virginia you can fuck an animal if its over 25 pounds (under 25 pounds they presume intercourse will do damage to the animal)

up here in pa its illegal though
so is fisting

still not sure why fisting is

he also outlawed that one food - where they make geese eat lots of grain until their liver is fat enough to eat... foie gras? Busy guy, that guy.

[QUOTE=undertow87]What a riot. You can't fuck dead people in California, yet supposedly you can fuck animals in Texas.

I love this country. [/QUOTE]

All I know is I hear a lot of stories about bodies being dug up from rural graveyards and necrophiliacized and then getting caught and nothing happens because it's like okay or something. I can't get leatherface out of my head now. Barbecue and chainsaws too...

[QUOTE=alene]he also outlawed that one food - where they make geese eat lots of grain until their liver is fat enough to eat... foie gras? Busy guy, that guy.[/QUOTE]

I thought Paul McCartney was the man responsible for that one.

[QUOTE=Undertow]I thought Paul McCartney was the man responsible for that one.[/QUOTE]

She gets confused when it comes to fact and fiction... don't hold it against her. She's really a sweet gal...

[QUOTE=alene]he also outlawed that one food - where they make geese eat lots of grain until their liver is fat enough to eat... foie gras? Busy guy, that guy.[/QUOTE]
Why the hell would they outlaw foie gras? It's fucking disgusting, but a lot of people like it. It's not any worse than most other things involving animal parts. I went to a foie gras farm in France....the geese were so cute and they had good lives.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Why the hell would they outlaw foie gras? It's fucking disgusting, but a lot of people like it. It's not any worse than most other things involving animal parts. I went to a foie gras farm in France....the geese were so cute and they had good lives.[/QUOTE]

I WENT TO FRANCE AND YOU DIDN'T! TOUCH ME NOW! MY PARENTS NAMED ME AFTER A GOOSE! DOMINIQUE THE GOOSE! I'M NOT A WHITE GIRL WITH A GHETTO NAME! NEW YORK IS SO BORING! I TAKE MEDS! I'M A PSYCHOTIC BITCH! KISS ME NOW!

[QUOTE=Undertow]I thought Paul McCartney was the man responsible for that one.[/QUOTE]

Just in case you wanted a little proof - it looks like he did it cause McCartney whined. Ah to be one of the elite...

[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040930/ap_on_sc/foie_gras[/url]

I don't know why they outlaw it - because it is cruel I think? Because they force feed the geese or something? Isn't veal still legal? Seems like a silly law to me. Who eats this crap anyway.

Paul McCartney's wife or ex-wife is the catalyst to all political shit that Paul MccArtney gets behind. It's been like that for years. Paul is a puppet. He has not a brain in his head. More like a parrot who can sing. He just repeats what she tells him whether it's about fur or lemurs or veal or anything...

I'm glad this doesn't apply here in Hellvada. Cuz there's tons of dead animals at my work. They keep 'em in a freezer in the laundry room.

[QUOTE=alene]
I don't know why they outlaw it - because it is cruel I think? Because they force feed the geese or something? Isn't veal still legal? Seems like a silly law to me. Who eats this crap anyway.[/QUOTE]

Actually, I lot of people eat "this crap". Many people in France and Belgium consider it as a delicacy. I've tried it once when I was in France, but I didn't really think it was special.

Yeah, I know it's kind of silly to outlaw 'foie gras'. If they base their decision on the force-feeding, they should outlaw 80 to 90% of the food production industry. But I think this law is a good thing. At least it's a start.

Do you know what happens to these poor animals? Geese only get to drink salt water, and they are force-fed huge amounts of doughy food through a metal or plastic tube, which is shoved down their throats. Just so that their liver gets bigger, and people can eat more foie gras. No living creature should go through this kind of experience.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Paul McCartney's wife or ex-wife is the catalyst to all political shit that Paul MccArtney gets behind. It's been like that for years. Paul is a puppet. He has not a brain in his head. More like a parrot who can sing. He just repeats what she tells him whether it's about fur or lemurs or veal or anything...[/QUOTE]

I know--he became a vegetarian because of Linda, and is now full-out vegan because of, what's his new wife's name, Heather?

*whip-cracking sound*

[QUOTE=Undertow]I know--he became a vegetarian because of Linda, and is now full-out vegan because of, what's his new wife's name, Heather?

*whip-cracking sound*[/QUOTE]

I just think McCartney is a mama's boy. There was this little indie film called Backbeat. I think I reviewed it on this site once. If you're interested just search for "Backbeat". Anyway, in the beginning of the film, it's a film about the early, early Beatles before they got famous, they portray McCartney as a total mama's boy who's mom makes him kiss her and take his scones and be a good boy for mommy and shit. Mama's boy's aren't pussy-whipped later in life because of women they are with. More they were pussy-whipped, in a plutonic sense-of-the-phrase, early on by their mother's. maybe there was no father figure around, or if there was his father was a wuss too. My guess is that McCartney marries women who remind him of his overbearing mum...

Hey, did Gov. Arnold say anything about sex with the [B]undead?[/B]

[QUOTE=Olju]Actually, I lot of people eat "this crap". Many people in France and Belgium consider it as a delicacy. I've tried it once when I was in France, but I didn't really think it was special.

Yeah, I know it's kind of silly to outlaw 'foie gras'. If they base their decision on the force-feeding, they should outlaw 80 to 90% of the food production industry. But I think this law is a good thing. At least it's a start.

Do you know what happens to these poor animals? Geese only get to drink salt water, and they are force-fed huge amounts of doughy food through a metal or plastic tube, which is shoved down their throats. Just so that their liver gets bigger, and people can eat more foie gras. No living creature should go through this kind of experience.[/QUOTE]

Actually, when I refer to "this crap" and "these people" I mean "weird shit" "god-fearing Californians." The only people who eat foie gras in the US are pretentious assholes and francophiles. They dare legislate against them, but not against the rest of us. We all know the rest of the world eats some crazy shit.

And by the way? Do you know what happens to ALL the poor animals that get eaten? Having a tube down your throat is a day in the park compared to having your beak snipped off and shoved down a meat grinder while you are still alive. I don't hear McCartney whining about that. Fact of the matter is: if you are human and you are alive you are hurting a million animals unintentionally every single day. Why not outlaw it all? Why foie gras and not veal?

[QUOTE=alene]

And by the way? Do you know what happens to ALL the poor animals that get eaten? Having a tube down your throat is a day in the park compared to having your beak snipped off and shoved down a meat grinder while you are still alive. I don't hear McCartney whining about that. Fact of the matter is: if you are human and you are alive you are hurting a million animals unintentionally every single day. Why not outlaw it all? Why foie gras and not veal?[/QUOTE]

Christ, here we go again with the anti-McDonald's propaganda. CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ARE CRUEL TO THE CHICKENS THAT HAVE THE BEAKS!MEATGRINDER GO CRUNCH!

sucks being on top of the food chain don't it

[QUOTE=owenwarland]Hey, did Gov. Arnold say anything about sex with the [B]undead?[/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah. He said something about don't trust them because they are biters, and no likes neck bites or [i]lower[/i] bites.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]sucks being on top of the food chain don't it[/QUOTE]

yeah! all the people who bitch about animal cruelty should buy a dog and fuck it. they wanna be all equal with animals, then fine, treat 'em as an equal. Maybe get amputated and barbecue the bodypart and feed the dog. Maybe go live where they worship holy cows... fucking nonsense...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Christ, here we go again with the anti-McDonald's propaganda. CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ARE CRUEL TO THE CHICKENS THAT HAVE THE BEAKS!MEATGRINDER GO CRUNCH![/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=alene]:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Why would you post that? Are you trying to break guidelines saying no one word or symbols or short meaningless responses? Are you all out of smarts now that you are unable to make letters go together and form words? Maybe four-in-the-AM jogging grandma bread tainted your psyche...? I know you can do better than that. Then again, you always say I don't know you at all, so maybe you really are a dimwit? Here I was mistaking you for smart and intelligent again...

It gets a little tedious trying to explain things to you, Brockypants. It's like, I can either sit here and spell things out for the slow class or I can just roll my eyes and drive you up the wall. It's a pretty easy choice.

What I was saying is not that you shouldn't eat meat or eat at McDonalds. What I was saying is: a lion doesn't cry about the fact that it just killed a zebra. Maybe humans are a little less humane, but we are in fact omnivores. That means we eat meat. It's nature, baby. And if you are going to bitch about the stuffed geese, then just be aware that saving the little stuffed geese is not going to save the rest of the suffering little animals, and at best, just makes you a hypocrite.

[QUOTE=alene]It gets a little tedious trying to explain things to you, Brockypants. It's like, I can either sit here and spell things out for the slow class or I can just roll my eyes and drive you up the wall. It's a pretty easy choice.

What I was saying is not that you shouldn't eat meat or eat at McDonalds. What I was saying is: a lion doesn't cry about the fact that it just killed a zebra. Maybe humans are a little less humane, but we are in fact omnivores. That means we eat meat. It's nature, baby. And if you are going to bitch about the stuffed geese, then just be aware that saving the little stuffed geese is not going to save the rest of the suffering little animals, and at best, just makes you a hypocrite.[/QUOTE]

Aren't you the one who brought up beaks being ripped off? Sounds to me like you are the one bitching about it. I can go back if you want. I can repost your post where you said that if you like. Humans are less humane than lions? Uh... if you say so, dude. First off, we aren't lions, so what does what a lion does have to do with us? Nothing. And second, I'm pretty sure lions are less humane than humans when they kill something and eat it. Have you ever killed something and ate it, you know, besides your boyfriend's ponytail? AND YOU DARE TALK ABOUT ME GETTING OFF-TOPIC AFTER YOUR LAST LITTLE TIRADE! This isn't about eating at Mcdonald's or animal cruelty and you know it. You are just changing the subject away from earlier when you sounded dumb talking about how bread made by a jogging grandma in the wee morning hours of the day is better than bread made at Walmart or McDonald's or any business that isn't tiny in essence...