Russians ampute man's penis, sew it to his arm, enlarge it, then sew it back on groin
Large diagram of procedure: [url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/04/10/wruss10big.jpg[/url]
The article: [url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/10/wruss10.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/04/10/ixworld.html[/url]
So, instead of walking around with a freakishly tiny penis for the rest of his life, the guy now has to walk around with a large, semi-erect penis for the rest of his life. Also, a big scar on his forearm.
I'll bet these Russian surgeons have some awesome stories.