Russians ampute man's penis, sew it to his arm, enlarge it, then sew it back on groin

the russians are always doing something weird with their cocks, hm? hear about russian penis in the news all the freaking time.

stay away from russians with circular scars on their arms!

In Communist Russia penis enlarges you.

But really, them Russians are insane.

micropenis

rasputin had an 18" wanker. he was russian.

[size=4][color=blue]THE MORE YOU KNOW[/color][/size]

Russians drink Vodka too, you know. Let's not stereotype them...

...kekeke-keke

For some reason this reminds me of the sister character in Razor Wire Pubic Hair. She had functioning vaginas all over her body. I wouldn't mind having a working penis on my forearm. It would be a conversation piece at least.

Ha ha, that has to itch. Think how easy it would be to piss in your boss's coffee. but erections would make driving hard.

Hey, they didn't reroute his urethra to be on his forearm.

That would be playing God.

I'm thinking long term. ya dig?

[URL=http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml]Graphic photo of penis arm[/URL] possibly NSFW?

i thought this was a second Russian penis arm but it turns out to just be an old news article

GG Allin would have laughed at that man for having a tiny cock. He would have said,
"I'm the fucking messiah. Your cock is tiny. Worship mine."

They don't make Real News: articles like they used to...

We are not weird...we`re not better as you...We are all the same

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1094452]We are not weird...we`re not better as you...We are all the same[/QUOTE]
they should make a special font for your accent.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;616010]rasputin had an 18" wanker. he was russian.

[size=4][color=blue]THE MORE YOU KNOW[/color][/size][/QUOTE]
he was also really, really hard to kill.

[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1094506]they should make a special font for your accent.

I just wanna tell people the truth...I`m not special..
It`s funny to read something about mine own country...cause many of you know nothing about us..

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1094562]I just wanna tell people the truth...I`m not special..
It`s funny to read something about mine own country...cause many of you know nothing about us..[/QUOTE]

why cannot you quote?
we arent allowed to know anything about the cccp/ussr. that is what you call russia, these days, isnt it?

[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1094671]why cannot you quote?
we arent allowed to know anything about the cccp/ussr. that is what you call russia, these days, isnt it?[/QUOTE]
You will know:) We have no fucking cold war anymore! Stupid politicians...But we..we `re just people...we all can feel,dream,sing..and talk

yes

[QUOTE=morey;1094868]yes[/QUOTE]

Agree

[COLOR=Wheat][SIZE=3] "Shortness - sister of the talent "[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1095199]Agree

[/QUOTE]

Concur.

[QUOTE=YellowRedBlue;1115196]Concur.[/QUOTE]

Plus one.

[B]you`re welcome[/B]

Uh...huh...

[QUOTE=Ritt;1115580]Uh...huh...[/QUOTE]

Come on ...don`t be shy

what are u talking about?do u really think
all russians are crazy ?

only the crazy ones.

Tina,+1.Do they still think americans and russians are enemies?I m shoked!

will you be my friend?

[QUOTE=Aliona Rosicky;1116497]Tina,+1.Do they still think americans and russians are enemies?I m shoked![/QUOTE]

hi, my neighbour...
No,they don`t...it`s just a joke....Enjoy the madness...It`ll be fun

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1116499]will you be my friend?[/QUOTE]

she would be if you will be nice like with me...please

I don`t wanna be alone anymore:crying: :crying: :crying:

this sounds so much like [I]Edward Penishands[/I] its scary!

This can't be why I'm here, yet here I am (fully functional).

I know what you mean.
I come here to learn/talk about writing, and end up reading about this stuff. >.>

No real complaints though.

[QUOTE=Aliona Rosicky;1116497]Tina,+1.Do they still think americans and russians are enemies?I m shoked![/QUOTE]
do russians worship dolph lungrin? and what is your feelings about Andre "AK47" Kirilenko? Personally, I think he's great.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1119784]do russians worship dolph lungrin? and what is your feelings about Andre "AK47" Kirilenko? Personally, I think he's great.[/QUOTE]

Im russian and she is from Ukraine...Im not fan of basket-ball...Im not tall...so I never could play basket-ball...Better rugby!