PETA just made me finish. The dirty way.

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Pin-up and PETA? The animals rejoice!

Madness. Utter madness.

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whats that mean, made you [I]finish?[/I]

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i hate peta with a deep deep passion. and this is their home state. gad. i hate them so much.

but i do love dita von teese. she's flawless.

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[QUOTE=morey;1061207]whats that mean, made you [I]finish?[/I][/QUOTE]

Finish. Cum. Gasm.

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aren't you a girl?

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[QUOTE=morey;1061213]aren't you a girl?[/QUOTE]

Yes. You're saying girls can't finish?

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[QUOTE=santa.exists;1061215]Yes. You're saying girls can't finish?[/QUOTE]course not but so you're gay then

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She's not gay, she's just super sexual. Isn't it exciting?

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[QUOTE=morey;1061216]course not but so you're gay then[/QUOTE]

Not necessarily. The feminine law is that I can find girls incredibly good looking, without being a lesbian.

I joke when I said I finished. Anything with the word PETA stamped on it makes it difficult to Gasm.

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I know. They haven't set ANYTHING on fire, as far as i know.

I don't see how anyone can show commitment to anything without at least a little arson.

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[QUOTE=Spike;1061236]I know. They haven't set ANYTHING on fire, as far as i know.

I don't see how anyone can show commitment to anything without at least a little arson.[/QUOTE]

well, they havent taken credit for setting anything on fire, but there are documents that link them to a firebombing of an animals testing labratory in nevada in 2003, as well as may other links between them and the Animal Liberation Front-- a group who has taken credit for and planned many violent and fire related protests.

didi mention how much i fucking HATE peta? and their headquarters is just down the road fromme a few hours. fucking assholes.

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Fifteen of the funniest minutes dissecting PETA. God bless Penn and Teller! Long live Bullsh!t!

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[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1061242]well, they havent taken credit for setting anything on fire, but there are documents that link them to a firebombing of an animals testing labratory in nevada in 2003, as well as may other links between them and the Animal Liberation Front-- a group who has taken credit for and planned many violent and fire related protests.

didi mention how much i fucking HATE peta? and their headquarters is just down the road fromme a few hours. fucking assholes.[/QUOTE]

I love how ye say Just down the road from me a few hours. In Ireland just down the road from me a few hours is England. (If you have a submarine car).

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[QUOTE=santa.exists;1061221]Not necessarily. The feminine law is that I can find girls incredibly good looking, without being a lesbian.

I joke when I said I finished. Anything with the word PETA stamped on it makes it difficult to Gasm.[/QUOTE]i'm a big peta supporter, 99% of my paycheck goes to them, i don't like people but i love my furry friends!

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[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1061254]I love how ye say Just down the road from me a few hours. In Ireland just down the road from me a few hours is England. (If you have a submarine car).[/QUOTE]
i DO hve a submarine car!

[QUOTE=morey;1061255]i'm a big peta supporter, 99% of my paycheck goes to them, i don't like people but i love my furry friends![/QUOTE]
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He's kidding; he doesn't get a paycheck!

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between santa and teese i almost finished in my pants :eek:

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wickercat, lou reads take on your sig [I]That which does not kill me sleep til three in the afternoon.[/I]

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[QUOTE=morey;1061265]wickercat, lou reads take on your sig [I]That which does not kill me sleep til three in the afternoon.[/I][/QUOTE]

ha - that's a good one

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Don't kill the animals!
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXXzyUPOREw[/url]

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I a huge supporter of PETA I even have a PETA bumber sticker on my car...

We are talking about People Eating Tasty Animals, correct?

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Ba-doom tcsh!

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i didn't know she was married to marilyn manson - boy first he ruins rose for me, now dita - on the other hand, damn is she hot - googled her a bit (that's what SHE said) but had to shut it down at work, too naughty

wow

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[URL=http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Dita-von-Teese/Dita-von-Teese-10.JPG]What Happened Here?[/URL]
(nude/rude = NSFW)

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yeah, she's way hot.

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NSFW

[url]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.miniechelon.com/girls/dita_von_teese_10.jpg&imgrefurl=http://mistressdirtbag.blogspot.com/2007/01/friday-boobies-dita-von-tease.html&h=1193&w=880&sz=222&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=UEwDCtF2mtYZ5M:&tbnh=150&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddita%2Bvon%2Bteese%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3Dwjo%26sa%3DX[/url]

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[QUOTE=wickerkat;1061279]i didn't know she was married to marilyn manson - boy first he ruins rose for me, now dita - on the other hand, damn is she hot - googled her a bit (that's what SHE said) but had to shut it down at work, too naughty

wow[/QUOTE]
tthey split, his new woman is evan rachel wood from 13

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[QUOTE=morey;1061310]tthey split, his new woman is evan rachel wood from 13[/QUOTE]

wow, and she's quite the weirdo too, attractive dare i say it - she is 18 isn't she?

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;1061283][URL=http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Dita-von-Teese/Dita-von-Teese-10.JPG]What Happened Here?[/URL]
(nude/rude = NSFW)[/QUOTE]

O jeez. Yes.

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;1061283][URL=http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Dita-von-Teese/Dita-von-Teese-10.JPG]What Happened Here?[/URL]
(nude/rude = NSFW)[/QUOTE]

looks like my senior prom night!!

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[QUOTE=morey;1061213]aren't you a girl?[/QUOTE]
girl cum is awesometastic.

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[QUOTE=santa.exists;1061221]Not necessarily. The feminine law is that I can find girls incredibly good looking, without being a lesbian.

I joke when I said I finished. Anything with the word PETA stamped on it makes it difficult to Gasm.[/QUOTE]

I love that law, it's so convenient.

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What's the deal with the old fucker that's looking up at her in that ad? I guess he's the one she's teaching the ABC's too? Fucking weird. He looks like her priest or professor or something.

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Animal welfare is very important to me.  PETA, unfortunately, has cultivated for itself a very extreme image for itself.  So many people think of PETA as a bunch of loonies. 

 

I like something Temple Grandin said.  "I think using animals for food is an ethical thing to do, but we've got to do it right. We've got to give those animals a decent life and we've got to give them a painless death. We owe the animal respect."     

 

With that in mind, read this extract from an essay by Michael Pollan:

 

Which brings us -- reluctantly, necessarily -- to the American factory farm...  From everything I've read, egg and hog operations are the worst. Beef cattle in America at least still live outdoors, albeit standing ankle deep in their own waste eating a diet that makes them sick. And broiler chickens, although they do get their beaks snipped off with a hot knife to keep them from cannibalizing one another under the stress of their confinement, at least don't spend their eight-week lives in cages too small to ever stretch a wing. That fate is reserved for the American laying hen, who passes her brief span piled together with a half-dozen other hens in a wire cage whose floor a single page of this magazine could carpet. Every natural instinct of this animal is thwarted, leading to a range of behavioral ''vices'' that can include cannibalizing her cagemates and rubbing her body against the wire mesh until it is featherless and bleeding. Pain? Suffering? Madness? The operative suspension of disbelief depends on more neutral descriptors, like ''vices'' and ''stress.'' Whatever you want to call what's going on in those cages, the 10 percent or so of hens that can't bear it and simply die is built into the cost of production. And when the output of the others begins to ebb, the hens will be ''force-molted'' -- starved of food and water and light for several days in order to stimulate a final bout of egg laying before their life's work is done.

 

Simply reciting these facts, most of which are drawn from poultry-trade magazines, makes me sound like one of those animal people, doesn't it? I don't mean to, but this is what can happen when . . . you look. It certainly wasn't my intention to ruin anyone's breakfast. But now that I probably have spoiled the eggs, I do want to say one thing about the bacon, mention a single practice (by no means the worst) in modern hog production that points to the compound madness of an impeccable industrial logic.

 

Piglets in confinement operations are weaned from their mothers 10 days after birth (compared with 13 weeks in nature) because they gain weight faster on their hormone- and antibiotic-fortified feed. This premature weaning leaves the pigs with a lifelong craving to suck and chew, a desire they gratify in confinement by biting the tail of the animal in front of them. A normal pig would fight off his molester, but a demoralized pig has stopped caring. ''Learned helplessness'' is the psychological term, and it's not uncommon in confinement operations, where tens of thousands of hogs spend their entire lives ignorant of sunshine or earth or straw, crowded together beneath a metal roof upon metal slats suspended over a manure pit. So it's not surprising that an animal as sensitive and intelligent as a pig would get depressed, and a depressed pig will allow his tail to be chewed on to the point of infection. Sick pigs, being underperforming ''production units,'' are clubbed to death on the spot. The U.S.D.A.'s recommended solution to the problem is called ''tail docking.'' Using a pair of pliers (and no anesthetic), most but not all of the tail is snipped off. Why the little stump? Because the whole point of the exercise is not to remove the object of tail-biting so much as to render it more sensitive. Now, a bite on the tail is so painful that even the most demoralized pig will mount a struggle to avoid it.

 

And if you got through all of that, please watch this:

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=64IWFAN4orY

 

 

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I eat foie gras therefore PETA probably hates me. I dont lose sleep over this.

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Vendetta wrote:
She's not gay, she's just super sexual. Isn't it exciting?

 

hahah, I'm so glad this was bumped.

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What ever happened to her I wonder.

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I think HH was the only one around here that hated Peta as much as me, and you guys scared her away. For shame.

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