Obama's Accomplishments In 2009...
-Obama's Accomplishments in 2009
Quite an impressive list for being in office less than a year...
Obama's First Ten Months' Accomplishments
1. Offended the Queen of England
2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega
4. Kissed Socialist Hugo Chavez on the cheek
5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia
6. Sided with Dictator Hugo Chavez and Communist Fidel
Castro against Honduras
7. Announced that the U.S. would meet with Iranians
with no pre-conditions.... while they're building their nuclear weapons
8. Invited Russia to tour our "secret" nuclear facilities
9. Postponed addressing our U.S. Military's request for needed troops, in a time of war
10.Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian
11. Quadrupled our national debt while expanding bailouts
12. Announced the termination of our new missile defense system the day after North Korea launched an ICBM... a slap in the face to our allies in Europe
13. Released information on U.S. Intelligence gathering despite urgings of his own CIA director and the prior four CIA directors
14. Accepted without comment that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes, several other nominees withdrew after they were investigated, and other appointees resigned after
public pressure exposed their un-American leanings
15. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who identified military veterans and abortion opponents as
"dangers to the nation"
16. Ordered that the word "terrorism" no longer be used and instead refers to such acts as "man made disasters"
17. Circled the globe to publicly apologize for America's world leadership
18. Told the Mexican president that the violence in their country was because of America
19. Politicized the census by moving it into the White House
from the Department of Commerce
20. Insulted Police Officers for doing their job of protecting citizens by insinuating that racism played a part when a white
officer arrested one of his black cronies.... but a beer corrected this mistake
21. Saluted as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three
terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announced members of the Bush administration may stand trial for "torturing" three 9/11 terrorists by pouring water up their noses
22. Allowed an unannounced low-altitude photo shoot of 'Air Force One' over New York City that frightened thousands of New Yorkers
23. Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to inform them that the US will no longer treat Israel in a special
manner and they might be on their own with the Muslims
24. Praised Jimmy Carter's trip to Gaza where he sided with terrorist Hamas against Israel
25. Nationalized General Motors and Chrysler while turning shareholder control over to the unions and freezing out retired investors who owned their bonds and committed unlimited taxpayer billions in the process
26. Passed a huge energy tax in the House that will make American industry even less competitive while costing homeowners thousands per year
27. Encouraged nationalized health care "reform" that will hurt seniors on Medicare, cut pay of physicians, increase taxes yet another $1 trillion, fine Americans for being uninsured, and put everyone on rationed care with government
bureaucrats deciding who gets care and who doesn't
28. Flew to Amsterdam on tax payer money to (unsuccessfully) influence the Olympic Committee to hold future summer games in his home town of Chicago
29. Watched the US unemployment rate rise to an all time high while hiring more liberal "czars"
30. Relocated several suspected terrorists from Guantanamo Bay Prison to the "good life" on the island of Bermuda
31. Chose a dog for his family....but not a Church
32. Took his family on several vacations, spending more than most Americans can afford in a life time
33. Was awarded the Nobel
Peace Prize for accomplishing absolutely nothing.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."