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as you wish.......who's next?

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[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]as you wish.......who's next?[/QUOTE]
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please

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I love milk. Icy cold milk. I like it in cereal and soup and with spaghetti and pizza and in my ice cream. I like to drink it out of a frozen mug. I hate fat free milk I hate soy milk. Any way. Really I just wanted to show off my avatar.

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Ram's blood is a healthy, cruelty-free alternative to milk.

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[QUOTE=SiLeNtPuNk]''Consumption of milk is reported to increase the risk of bone fractures, due to animal protein's effect on intensifying urinary calcium excretion. It is because of this that milk may in fact contribute to osteoporosis, rather than preventing it as is commonly thought ''
courtesy of Wikipedia....[/QUOTE]
Hey weren't you at that parade:
[IMG]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Wikipedia-Celebrates-Jump-R.article.jpg[/IMG]

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Milk depletes your E-field and allows Orgone energy to leak out your heart chakra. Solution: replace your primitive leather and rubber shoes with shoes made of pure selenium.

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Fuck this. I drink milk because I love it. I don't care what I might get from it. Same reason I drink liquor and have unprotected sex with $5 scabie-riddled hookers. I love it and it makes me feel good!!!!!!!!

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Also, I've heard milk gives your body thetans a lot of phlegm.

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I used to like milk, but not anymore. Everytime I drink it, it feels like there is some kind of thin white skin on my teeth and tongue.

And once I picked up a glass to take a drink, and I was expecting milk, but it was actually Dr.Pepper.

Not good.

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I had five glasses of milk today.

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And you're still standing!? It's not medically possible!

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[QUOTE=Spike]And you're still standing!? It's not medically possible![/QUOTE]

She's a cow. The Judas Cow. It's good for cows to drink milk. Haven't you been reading?

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Cool avatar, JudasCow.
I heard and read about cows milk being not so healthy cus of hormones and stuff. It is ment for calves which are supposed to gain like 500lbs in 6 monthes. Humans have been drinking milk because it's a convenient source of protein.
Now, should we stop drinking it? I don't think so. There's not much good altanatives. Cutting down intake might be good idea.
I drink soy milk just because but I still eat cheese and yogurt.
By the way, for those who are curious, human milk tastes actually bitter for most adults.

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Serrusly. Like... get with the times.

When I was little like... kindergarten little... me and my mom and my brother and my gramma would go to 7 oclock mass every Sunday morning and afterwards we would go to McDonalds for pancakes and milk. And my gramma would always tell me that milk would make my bones strong so I should drink all of it. And I would. And then Id make a muscle and ask my mom to feel how strong I got from the milk. That was back when McDonalds was cool and Happy Meals came in a Happy Meal Box.

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hey you have milk in Mcdonald? wow, I can only buy cola there, they don't sell milk. damn....anywayI just woke up and I'm giong to drinka glass of milk now....your health TheJudasCow!

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[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]hey you have milk in Mcdonald? wow, I can only buy cola there, they don't sell milk. damn....anywayI just woke up and I'm giong to drinka glass of milk now....your health TheJudasCow![/QUOTE]

Ya they got milk. And apple juice and apple dippers. We sell alot more chocolate milk than regular milk. Barely any apple juice and even fewer apple dippers.

If that will complete your order, please pull carefully forward to the first window.

Thank you.

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I have lately found out that I have Celiac Disease and that my skeleton has been literally dissolving, but it's under control now. So, I could say a lot of the same shit about wheat that has been said about milk.. So now I don't eat wheat, what's the big fucking deal?

People have been eating wheat, drinking milk, and doing all kinds of shit for millenia. What annoys me about a lot of this so-called health info on the internet is the fucking victim mentality. "The milk-drinking thing is all a conspiracy. Vaccines cause autism and the government is covering it up. We're all being victimized by the government." Oh for fucks sake. Take a fucking lactaid or don't drink milk, enough with the fucking whining and blaming shit. There's no senator or congressman out there with a hardon to give you the squirts .

The internet has information to prove or disprove just about anything that you want, I could just as easily find medical papers and whatnot that "prove" that you will suffer if you don't drink milk. Wikipedia is a great tool, but anybody can add to it, it is not the authoritative source on anything. The hard part is having enough knowledge to know how to evaluate the information that you find on anything. The essential thing is not what you know, but how you know what you know.

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Here is an alternative explanation that I find just as likely. It turns out that gut worms produce all kinds of immunosuppressive and antiinflamatory chemicals which reduce inflamation and autoimmune response. Incidence of autoimmune disease and allergy is lower in the developing world where people are more likely to have parasites. People were lactose intolerant or had Celiac in the past, but had less ill effects because of the presence of parasites.

Since these parasites have been largely eradicated in the so-called "first world" the incidence of symptoms from lactose intolerance and autoimmune disorders have gone up. It turns out the relationship really was symbiotic after all.

See for example [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4091881.stm[/url]

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I can't wait until they outlaw milk. I'm totally going to open a cheese head shop. I'll have wooden cutting boards, cheese knifes, fondue pots, wide glass tumblers for dipping oreos. Also all of this paraphernalia is for chocolate, right? Chocolate fondue, Nutella, if you so much as mention the word cheese I'll have to kick your ass out of the store. If you know the password, you can come into the back stockroom and get some Mexican unpasteurized, you totally won't get TB I know this batch is clean.

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all that made me feel better. Now I I need is a parasite.........

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[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]all that made me feel better. Now I I need is a parasite.........[/QUOTE]

Don't overdose on parasites.
Remember...everything in moderation.

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[QUOTE=Squeek]Don't overdose on parasites.
Remember...everything in moderation.[/QUOTE]
I know, too much is always unhealthy...

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You could spend your whole life avoiding stuff because it might potentially be bad to you, but guess what, no matter what you do, something is eventually going to make you sick, and something is eventually going to kill you. Like Chuck says, "At some point, the survival rate for everybody drops to zero." I say if you don't have symptoms or some kind of risk factors, don't worry about it. You can't know and can't control everything, and the stuff that you don't know that you don't know is eventually going to T-bone your ass.

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[QUOTE=meatthinker]You could spend your whole life avoiding stuff because it might potentially be bad to you, but guess what, no matter what you do, something is eventually going to make you sick, and something is eventually going to kill you. Like Chuck says, "At some point, the survival rate for everybody drops to zero." I say if you don't have symptoms or some kind of risk factors, don't worry about it. You can't know and can't control everything, and the stuff that you don't know that you don't know is eventually going to T-bone your ass.[/QUOTE]
well, that's sound like a voice of reason. thnx that solved my problem.......(if I had any....)

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I've been saying nay to dairy for years, but without milk, what would I put in my Vector?

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People drink milk.
It's fine. People are brought up believing things and it's scary to think that it might not be true. The fact that the government promotes milk, despite its nutritional detriments, is not an epic conspiracy. It's just a fact in the capitalist world. It only seems like a conspiracy 'theory' to people who are ignorant to it, and who have only just now become aware of it.
I eat cheese, but I am [I]aware[/I] that it is not good for me, it's a treat, like chocolate or sweets- [I]we know they aren't good for us but we enjoy them in moderation[/I].

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Why the fuck do people talk about milk so much in a Politics forum. Ironic maybe.
Why cant we talk about Bush, or Dick, or Boobs.

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[QUOTE=Nightrious]I've been saying nay to dairy for years, but without milk, what would I put in my Vector?[/QUOTE]
Hey Nightrious, I think I might be lactose intolerant. Are you pleased?

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[QUOTE=Vendetta]Hey Nightrious, I think I might be lactose intolerant. Are you pleased?[/QUOTE]
You can still drink milk. You either have to take a pill or drink lactose milk.

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I'm having a bit of milk in my coffee this morning. I usually just drink it with a little sugar.

I do agree with SiLeNtPuNk's point about the fact that corporate culture has managed to infiltrate almost every aspect of our lives, and just because something is endorsed by the gov't doesn't mean it's very good for you all the time. They say a glass of wine with dinner is good for you, but if I skip dinner and just have three bottles instead, I may be feeling good, but wine throw up is hard to get out of things.

Knowledge is really better to have than not to have, even if you decide not to use it.

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sometimes it's better not to know.........like with meat.......

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Meat is gross but I can't say that not knowing is better than knowing. What if they started feeding us people meat? You would want to know that right?

When you find something out at first it might hurt, but once you figure out how to get around with this knowledge you are a stronger person for it.

For instance, I am a smarmy jackass. When I finally realized this things got easier.

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yeah, it help me to control my life but I really wish not to know how food is produced.......

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That's understandable. It's pretty sick really. But it's not an attractive thought for me to sustain my life off of nuts and berries I find out back.

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these is the same kind of crap that will eventually tell me that milk is good again just not warm then it is bad again but only if mixed with chocolate then good again only if it is 2%.

Then I'll be hearing how water is bad for you if drunk from a tap, then good again cause of the mineral deposits, then bad again cause of the excess amount of zinc which is now bad, then good again because apparrently zinc can give you telekinetic powers then bad again cause telekinesis is now illegal to use across the world. then good again when the government needs a boost in handling the new rush of telepathic individuals born.

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so everything is killing us and help us live at the same moment, right?

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And giving us telekinetic powers. MIND BULLETS.

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great, drink water from tap - be like Neo!

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Screw that I want to be hunted by telekinetic Jean Greys cause of my telepathic powers! GO ZINC!!!

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are eggs ok to eat
any news on them changed since last week ?

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the white in the eggs isn't okay, but wait now it is....it is the yellow in the eggs that is bad. No wait it is just eggs in general when scrambled.

THIS JUST IN!

Benedict Arnold eggs are now bad. Scientist just discovered scramble is really good.

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Are pussies okay to eat
any news on them changed since last week ?

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They still carry the chance of transmitting std's but at least you can blame the person of being ate out for having a raging nasty cunt hole.

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eggs or pussies
you wanna make sure you don't eat a rotten one

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zing!

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or a pickled one

Blechh !

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[QUOTE=Vendetta]Hey Nightrious, I think I might be lactose intolerant. Are you pleased?[/QUOTE]

haha, yeah that's awesome.

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It is quite possible now to engineer cows that give human breast milk.

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[QUOTE=meatthinker]It is quite possible now to engineer cows that give human breast milk.[/QUOTE]
this is the kind of Dr Moreau stuff that would overjoy those sick hillbillies that perform bestiality on their farm animals !

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[QUOTE=SiLeNtPuNk]Did you know that most adult humans are lactose intolerant?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

Did you know that you can now buy straws that make the milk taste like chocolate or strawberry when you drink through them? Did you?

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