mad cows - oh no

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]framstedt seemed to get really pissed at us, me especcially. [/B][/QUOTE]

Meh. He just has issues that chronic masterbation cannot cure...

XChuck and mungkay, I'm thinking of changing my sig.

Any suggestions?

"Free thinkers are dangerous"

thats good.

I'm thinking of good movie/book quotes for a sig, just to have lots to choose from.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mungkay [/i]
[B]LOL! Sorry, but no. I've had better in other forums...this is pretty much standard fare.

Don't make us come down there and burn down your white house...again. [/B][/QUOTE]

why don't you try it? i am pretty sure a girl scout troop could contain your sorry asses.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mungkay [/i]
[B]Meh. He just has issues that chronic masterbation cannot cure... [/B][/QUOTE]

i masturbate at least six times a day and i wouldn't call that chronic, you twiddling mounted monkey.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]America was part of the British empire too you fucking tool, or did you forget that? Then Washington decided he didn't want to pay taxes or give up slaves and started a fucking revolution.

and of course we're impatiant, we've been dealing with this shit for years, but we didn't invade Iraq without proff of any weapons, which still haven't been fucking found, eh?

And our beer has more alcohol than your watery shit, so shut your fucking hole, JAGOFF. [/B][/QUOTE]

your comprehension of american history is extremely limited. perhaps you should learn to read, then you could read about the american revolution and learn that washington and slaves had nothing to do with the shot that was heard around the world.

oh, and what beer are you talking about? piss hit like bud, coors light? your experience with all things american is very limited, generally speaking.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]HISTORICAL NOTE:

we burnt down the whitehouse because they burnt down part of Toronto.

And we didn't just burn the whitehouse, we scorched everything along the border. [/B][/QUOTE]

*applause

see, the us and canada could actually have some fun going to war against one another.

frankly, the thought of strangling the two of you with your own intestines is singularly appealing. *jacks throbbing manhood and ejaculates sperm a record distance of ten feet

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]your government is corrupt and can be easily bought off, which is why the Christian Right/NRA has such influence and why no truely important laws are ever passed and why American society hasn't advanced any, though you claim to be the Greatest country in the world. [/B][/QUOTE]

who the fuck ever said we are the greatest country in the world, you dim-witted clod?

oh, and corruption is a practice that doesn't affect canada's politics, or other countries' politics? corruption is a word that is stricken from all dictionaries in fairy land, the erstwhile great white north?

no laws are passed, no great arguments are argued - what the fuck is tjis nonsense? are you insane? and, i guess canada must be leading the way in all things great and small, ya?

in the words of homer simpson - i voted for kodos!

SO HOW BOUT THAT MAD COW DISEASE?!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]frankly, the thought of strangling the two of you with your own intestines is singularly appealing.[/B][/QUOTE]

Pffft. Take a number and get in line.

is that all you got, ape?

That's all you get for free. You want more, send me money.

i'll cite an example though.
remember all those little dickless countries that joined our 'coalition of the willing'? yeh, them. think hard.

and you talk about canada being the US's bitch. could this be the result of, just a wild guess here, your country being as lame and corrupt as ours? and like, that's just a total shot in the dark and all, but you never know, right?

please attack me. i dare you.

does disx have to pay you too you fucking moosehead?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]you talk about canada being the US's bitch. could this be the result of, just a wild guess here, your country being as lame and corrupt as ours?[/B][/QUOTE]

I agree that our government is as corrupt as yours, I think the big difference is that the US govt. is more powerful, therefore more dangerous.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]does disx have to pay you too you fucking moosehead? [/B][/QUOTE]

Send me some $$$ and find out. Operators are standing by. Call now!

gimme the number, please! *panting

the whole thing is that America is a huge super power, and we're trying real hard not to get crushed.

I obviously don't speak for all of Canada, but it is hard to live next to the USA. These days we aren't able to pass certain laws that the US government doesn't look too kindly on (decriminalization/legalization of pot, same sex marriage).

About my lack of understanding on american history, I'm sorry. I learned a lot of stuff in my high school history class, but now I can't remember all of it, and this is canada so we learned mostly canadian history. I'm sure if you were trying to talk canadian history and you're from america, you'd be a little lost too.

Like I said, I don't hate americans, I just hate how your country's government thinks they have the right to tell every other country what to do.

I'd also like to say I apologize for starting the whole thing. It got personal. I was angry about how we were treated during our mad cow scare, as small as it was, and that now the coin has flipped, the US wants preferential treatment.

I am, of course, an asshole and an idiot. But so are most people.

And to be actually on topic, you don't have to worry about eating beef. There has been only one case in america as to my knowledge, its not like how it was in Britain where there were quite possibly hundrds of cows and other live stock infected, so don't worry about it too much.

i'm one of the most anti-american americans on this board, so i'm not giving you shit for speaking poorly of this country. the thing is, so many people that are 'on my side' are idiots about it. and that sucks, cos they make your point-of-view look bad.
like all those dipshits that are protesting and get interviewed by whoever and end up making total asses of themselves. then the interviewers are like "lol omg dumb hippies learn history plz"

not that our side doesn't do the same thing. i mean, i'm not criticisizing the interviewers here but the interviewees for being asshats.

anyway. you're right about the canadian history bit. we never learned shit about other countries histories in any of my classes unless it had to do with the US. the only exceptions being ancient civilizations and such. and what we were taught of them was pretty limited, even.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]Actually, Americans are always blaming the French. It's very annoying. Also, I don't think I have heard a single thing blamed on Canada. I personally like Canada. Nice air, and hand guns are illegal, which is always a plus. [/B][/QUOTE]

hand guns are not illegal in canada.

sometimes it's the french's fault.

mad cow disease is terrifying. but you have to put it into perspective. this is ONE cow out of how many? you're about as likely to be sitting on the next plane the terrorists fly into a building as you are to get BSE. only 100 people in england got it in the first place, when it was an uncontrolled, completely new outbreak.

and the mad cow bit - agreed.

IT WAS A JOEK.

thought so. oh well.

apologies accecpted, my fine great white northern mountie. *gives disx a high five

The Mad Cow Thing:

The media loves milking this shit. ONE fucking cow. Besides that, what they are not telling you is you can only get Mad Cow disease if you eat the cow's fucking spinal chord.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SpacedOut_Fetus [/i]
[B]The Mad Cow Thing:

The media loves milking this shit. ONE fucking cow. Besides that, what they are not telling you is you can only get Mad Cow disease if you eat the cow's fucking spinal chord. [/B][/QUOTE]
you should re-check your source. COWS can only get it by eating the brain or spinal cord, the human counterpart [i]Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease[/i], is related to mad cow disease, and doctors believe humans contract it from eating meat containing infected tissue. so yes, eating the infected steak could possibly cause Creutz-feldt-Jakob Disease. and who knows, it's possible that "ONE fucking cow" was ground up for feed for other cows, meaning those other cows could contract it also, and the cows from the same farm as the "ONE fucking cow" could also have contracted it, considering they all got the same feed. so it is possible it could spread pretty quickly, and if you want to take your chances, have at it, but to say it's not a big deal would be to have said at the start of the bubonic plague that it's just "ONE fucking rat"