mad cows - oh no

My father is flipping out, since he works with cattle and pretty much the whole industry of the midwest will collapse if this turns out to be true.

I'm flipping out. I was eating a biscuit with prime rib when I read that in the paper. I'm sticking to lamb, pork and fish for while.

Disx, tell your mom about pork

man, pork sucks. except bacon.
we had a big giant roast beef xmas dinner @ my grandmother's.
so like, am i dead?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]man, pork sucks. except bacon.
we had a big giant roast beef xmas dinner @ my grandmother's.
so like, am i dead? [/B][/QUOTE]

Stuffed pork chops? Ham? Pork tenderloin? Sausage? It all SUCKS? Fine, more pork and less brain rot for me buddy.

[url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7314]foreshadowing[/url]...

this is as good or better a reason than any to quit eating the stuff.

god dammit.

hahaha sucker!

you would.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Those US government fucks that banned Canadian beef over one sick cow are now reaping what they sow.

Even when it was proved without a shadow of a doubt that there was no more risk, Canada still can't get beef past the US border.

When it hit us, we starting eating MORE beef than before, and not a single case of mad cow has been located.

Sucks for your cattle industry, too bad no one calling the shots thought about that when the industry up here was suffering.

End rant.

THANKS CANADA, YOU GREAT WHITE NORTHERN ASSHOLES FOR SPOILING MY NEW YEARS" EVE BBQ!

Yeah, just like it was Canada's fault for the massive power outage...oh wait no it wasn't.

Go blame France for a change.

Actually, Americans are always blaming the French. It's very annoying. Also, I don't think I have heard a single thing blamed on Canada. I personally like Canada. Nice air, and hand guns are illegal, which is always a plus.

SHIT!

ALMOST EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BLAMED ON CANADA THESE DAYS!!!

WE KNOCKED OUT U.S. POWER, HARBOUR TERROORISTS AND HAVE NOW POISONED AMAERICA'S BEEF.

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF BUSH'S BULLSHIT.

SINCE WE DIDN'T SLAUGHTER THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN IRAQ, WE'RE GETTING BENT OVER. NOT THAT ITS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

WE LET THEM LAND HUNDREDS OF PLANES IN CANADA ON 9/11 AND THEY NEVER THANKED US, AND WE'VE BEEN GETTING OUR FUCKING WATER STOLEN EVER SINCE NAFTA GOT SIGNED, AND THE U.S. HAS BEEN SHAFTING US ON FISHING RIGHTS AND IN THE LUMBER INDUSTRY. THIS IS JUST CONTINUING AN AMERICAN TRADITION: FUCKING OVER EVERYBODY AND NEVER TAKING THE BLAME (LIKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR CAUSING WARS IN EL SALVADOR, CHILE, PANAMA AND MANY OTHER COUNTRIES).

sorry to rant, but it sucks being america's bitch.

I never heard that you knocked out U.S. power. Are you talking about when there was a blackout on the Easter Seaboard, or when California had it's blackouts?

And I still don't recall hearing anything being blamed on Cananda, but instead France. I also find it interesting how only people from Canada have the impression that America blames everything on Canada.

P.S. In case this post sounds Pro-America and Pro-Bush, it isn't. I HATE THE FUCK OUT OF GEORGE W. BUSH AND WHAT AMERICA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE BECOME! WE ARE ALL OUT IDIOTIC WAR-MONGERS!

Yeah...big bullies...

sorry, and sorry to anyone pissed off, its just that living next to the states means having to put up with a lot, being expected to do what they do and always say yes even when they say no.

I think a lot of americans look down at us, like we're all retarded or some shit, like we've been hit in the head with too many hockey pucks and that ist winter all fucking long.

all those dumb stereotypes that I have to put up with.

I don't hate all americans, but whenever I cross the border, I feel uneasy, clausterphopic, like there is something "wrong".

oh yeah, don't worry about eating beef.

when we had that one case, nobody stopped eating beef and nobody got sick either.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]SHIT!

ALMOST EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BLAMED ON CANADA THESE DAYS!!!

WE KNOCKED OUT U.S. POWER, HARBOUR TERROORISTS AND HAVE NOW POISONED AMAERICA'S BEEF.

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF BUSH'S BULLSHIT.
[/B][/QUOTE]

it isn't bush's bullshit, calgarian upstart, it's america's bullshit and it's about time canada starts taking the blame for a whole host of other things, too. i am sick and tired of america being the world's whipping boy. fuck you, fuck canada and fuck the french. grow the fuck up and accept the fact that life is unfair and you're going to die.

darryl, your demented new orleans boot black

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]it isn't bush's bullshit, calgarian upstart, it's america's bullshit and it's about time canada starts taking the blame for a whole host of other things, too. i am sick and tired of america being the world's whipping boy. fuck you, fuck canada and fuck the french. grow the fuck up and accept the fact that life is unfair and you're going to die.

darryl, your demented new orleans boot black [/B][/QUOTE]

I'M the Calgarian upstart. Get it right stock boy.

take the blame for what?

we clean america's messes and try to keep every other country you piss off calm, like america is our drunk friend at a party and we're making sure you don't fall on the floor and piss yourself.

America has gone all over the world starting wars and we go in and keep the fucking peace.

We have been invovled in everyone of the U.N. peace keeping missions.

some of those haven't quite worked out, like Rwanda or Somalia,
and we take the blame for that, but we didn't start those problems, we're trying to fix them, unlike the U.S. method of killing everybody and then leaving.

For the record, when I talk about america, I usually mean the american government. I have no quarrels with people based on regional location, and it's my belief that the government, be it yours or my own, sucks it long, and sucks it hard.

I'm with mungkay on that one.

Its your government, not you, thats the real problem.

gov't = "best and brightest"

that ain't true in america.

we've elected some real assholes before too (Mulrony).

I'm having freedom fries, hold the burger.

I still can't believe That FREEDOM FRIES shit was an act of congress.

Do they pass actual laws there anymore, or just do stupid PR/war support stunts?

Since when was it an act of congress? All they did was change the name in the Congress cafateria and some local dinners.

thats what I saw on CNN or NewsNet(CTV).

It was passed by congress, but just to piss off the french.

Congerss didn't pass any law, but they did take time out of thier busy schedules to hold a press conference about the name changes.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]America has gone all over the world starting wars and we go in and keep the fucking peace.
[/B][/QUOTE]

your sense of history is limited to what, the last two hundred years? the commonwealth nations, the former british empire was starting wars for kicks long before there was as america, jagoff. besides, it was real easy to get you two mugwumps jacked up, now wasn't it. impatience and passive agressive, thsoe are canadian by-words, now aren't they.

oh, and canadian beer sucks.

oh, and maples leaves are for fairies.

darryl, the disgruntled stock boy from the projects

busy schedule of whores and/or drugs/boozing/gambling/assassinations?

I love the French. And the Swiss.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]busy schedule of whores and/or drugs/boozing/gambling/assassinations? [/B][/QUOTE]

where are you going with this ikea boy?

America was part of the British empire too you fucking tool, or did you forget that? Then Washington decided he didn't want to pay taxes or give up slaves and started a fucking revolution.

and of course we're impatiant, we've been dealing with this shit for years, but we didn't invade Iraq without proff of any weapons, which still haven't been fucking found, eh?

And our beer has more alcohol than your watery shit, so shut your fucking hole, JAGOFF.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]besides, it was real easy to get you two mugwumps jacked up, now wasn't it.[/B][/QUOTE]

LOL! Sorry, but no. I've had better in other forums...this is pretty much standard fare.

Don't make us come down there and burn down your white house...again.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]I'm having freedom fries, hold the burger. [/B][/QUOTE]

oh, and a coco cola, hell, make that a round for the whole wide world

your government is corrupt and can be easily bought off, which is why the Christian Right/NRA has such influence and why no truely important laws are ever passed and why American society hasn't advanced any, though you claim to be the Greatest country in the world.

I'm not meaning to be too mean or nasty, I'm just getting fed up with this.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]your government is corrupt and can be easily bought off, which is why the Christian Right/NRA has such influence and why no truely important laws are ever passed and why American society hasn't advanced any, though you claim to be the Greatest country in the world. [/B][/QUOTE]

That's the case for most "democratic" countries. Thing is, democracy has become nothing more than a word. We life in capitalist countries, not democratic. We call our "leaders" polititions, but they're little more than buisnessmen.

and business men liked getting paid.

it happens quite a bit up here too but we do get important things done.

ALMOST legalized pot, then didn't happen.

which is too bad, cause it would have been like living in fucking amsterdam.

Not every country has to be a player. Kids in the Hall is pretty good. Um, yeah, so is some other canadian stuff.

trailer park boys is the fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]America was part of the British empire too you fucking tool, or did you forget that? Then Washington decided he didn't want to pay taxes or give up slaves and started a fucking revolution.

and of course we're impatiant, we've been dealing with this shit for years, but we didn't invade Iraq without proff of any weapons, which still haven't been fucking found, eh?

And our beer has more alcohol than your watery shit, so shut your fucking hole, JAGOFF. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ummm... Washington didn't start the revolution, he accidentally started the French-Indan War. And what does American being a part of the British Empire even have to do with anything? Also, what the hell do slaves have to do with this? Washington loved slaves and so did the British. No one was telling them to get rid of their slaves. They decided that AFTER becoming a country. And no we haven't found the weapons yet, and WE are fed up with it too. In fact, I was fed up with it before the war even started. And they were fine with paying taxes, they just wanted reprisentation and they wanted access to the western frontier, which the British were denying them.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]and business men liked getting paid.[/B][/QUOTE]

What does that have to do with anything? Our president is paid $400,000 a year. That's just above average! And Congressmen don't get paid much either.

someone brought up how Canada was part of the british commonwealth which meant nothing either, so I thought I'd remind him how America was part of it too.

Sorry about the historical innacuracies there XChuck. For some reason, in canada, we learn a lot of american history. actually, your country was the reason we became on, since we were pretty sure you were gonna try and invade us, which the U.S. eventually did.

The paid off thing.

I meant UNDER THE TABLE... ILLEGAL WISE.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]someone brought up how Canada was part of the british commonwealth which meant nothing either, so I thought I'd remind him how America was part of it too.

Sorry about the historical innacuracies there XChuck. For some reason, in canada, we learn a lot of american history. actually, your country was the reason we became on, since we were pretty sure you were gonna try and invade us, which the U.S. eventually did. [/B][/QUOTE]

For your first paragraph: Frammy said that the commonwealths, he did not say anything about Canada.

For your second paragraph: It fills me with pride everytime I hear the wonderful story of how you Canadiens(sorry, I can't spell for crap) came down to Maryland and burned down the White House. Please, pretty please, do it again?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]For your first paragraph: Frammy said that the commonwealths, he did not say anything about Canada.

For your second paragraph: It fills me with pride everytime I hear the wonderful story of how you Canadiens(sorry, I can't spell for crap) came down to Maryland and burned down the White House. Please, pretty please, do it again? [/B][/QUOTE]

You're pretty smart for 13...I'm seriously impressed...unless you're really some 50-year-old college proffesor, then you're just a creepy jerk!

canada was (and still sort of is) in the commonwealth.

thats why the Whitehouse is white btw, after we torched the fucker they had to rebuild and repaint and all they had was white.

I think burning it down again would be a tad harder to do now.

Canadiens is the hockey team (replace that e with an a)

framstedt seemed to get really pissed at us, me especcially.

HISTORICAL NOTE:

we burnt down the whitehouse because they burnt down part of Toronto.

And we didn't just burn the whitehouse, we scorched everything along the border.