Lazlo For President

Valchrist's gang is getting too big.

Valchrist's gang will kick your ass. I'd watch what I say around here if I was you. *shifty eyes*

I don't even remember who's in it anymore.
And I'm in a gang too, so like, peeps got my back, nig.

Aw, sheet foo. You in a gang? Fo sho, they gots yo back. I ain't got no gang, so livin' ain't easy. Nawmean?

That's what happens when you suck.

Wait a minute....
I don't come to this forum that often, but there are people here who form actual groups

yea, i wanna be in disx's gang. as long as bohonkie joins.

That's OK Diabetic. I'm not in a gang, either, but since the gangs around here mostly resemble Pony Boy and Co. in the Outsiders, rather than the Warriors, being a free agent does have its merits.

Insecure people will usually gang up.
Now it's pretty scary that in a place ruled by anonymity like the net, people are still so insecure that they feel the need to gang up.

Independance has more than just a few perks.

"I've got nothing to say, I've got nothing to do
All of my neurons are functioning just smoothly and still I'm a cyborg just like you
I'm one big myoma that thinks my planet supports only me
I've got this one problem; will I live forever? I've got just this short time to see
When I look back and think, when I ponder and ask why,
I see my ancestors spend with careless abandon, assuming eternal supply.
-Gregg Graffin"

I like how you gave Graffin credit as oppesed to sayin Bad Religion. I can tell from your "devil-may-care" attitude that you'll be a force to be reckoned with and probably will teach me a thing or two. I also noticed your "big Member" status... werent you just saying something about insecurity?

I take comfort in Brak's words. Tis true, Warriors > all other gangs.

Big member doesn't have anything to do with the cult. My big member is the reason I don't have that many insecurities. :cool:

Does your handle Lazlosdead have anything to do with Lazlo on the GTA3 radio show or VROCK on Vice city? Just wonderin'

As for BR, if I am not mistaken, usually songs are written by either Brett or Gregg and if my memory is correct, Gregg wrote Modern man. I just wanted to pay a tribute to this great man.
The lyrics usually make me think of souless people like Bush and his ilk. I hope I haven't offended any sacroreligious fanatic of Bad Religion by just mentionning Gregg.

I'm really getting sick of people doing that. Anything one might write is gonna piss off someone else.

I mean, I could write only the word Daisy on a post and someone will have a bitchy remark to say about that.

What's up with that? Why is everybody in the cult such grumpy fuckers.

You've got Brock Landers who'll disagree on almost every subject, then you've got the old timers type who can't stop themselves, rambling and complaining how the cult used to be this and that and how it's shitty now and not what it used to be.
then you've got the sexually retarded and the nymphos who can't talk about anything else than sex (me). Then you have all the trolls who peruse the threads just to find a post that they can reply a bitchy remark to. Then you've got the self-righteous fucks who think they know everything and don't listen, God forbid anyone would just try and communicate in a reciprocal way. Then you have the grammar bitches whom if you make a single error in your post, will reply about your grammar errors but they've got nothing of substance to say about the subject of the conversation. I wouldn't be grumpy if it weren't for all the grumpy people giving me bad vibes.

The internet is a wonderful thing.

And then you've got me...who's just laid back and cool. *wink*

Valchrist's gang (hereby known as "The Heroes of Time") is as big as Sonck's considering Klopper has moved to Korea and Rita was asked to leave because she couldn't kick her heroin habit.

Ours kind of fell apart when Robot Puking got banned and glamhot stopped coming around. Sad, really, since we started the whole gang thing.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JoBenjamin [/i]
[B]Big member doesn't have anything to do with the cult. My big member is the reason I don't have that many insecurities. :cool:

Does your handle Lazlosdead have anything to do with Lazlo on the GTA3 radio show or VROCK on Vice city? Just wonderin'

As for BR, if I am not mistaken, usually songs are written by either Brett or Gregg and if my memory is correct, Gregg wrote Modern man. I just wanted to pay a tribute to this great man.
The lyrics usually make me think of souless people like Bush and his ilk. I hope I haven't offended any sacroreligious fanatic of Bad Religion by just mentionning Gregg.

I'm really getting sick of people doing that. Anything one might write is gonna piss off someone else.

I mean, I could write only the word Daisy on a post and someone will have a bitchy remark to say about that.

What's up with that? Why is everybody in the cult such grumpy fuckers.

You've got Brock Landers who'll disagree on almost every subject, then you've got the old timers type who can't stop themselves, rambling and complaining how the cult used to be this and that and how it's shitty now and not what it used to be.
then you've got the sexually retarded and the nymphos who can't talk about anything else than sex (me). Then you have all the trolls who peruse the threads just to find a post that they can reply a bitchy remark to. Then you've got the self-righteous fucks who think they know everything and don't listen, God forbid anyone would just try and communicate in a reciprocal way. Then you have the grammar bitches whom if you make a single error in your post, will reply about your grammar errors but they've got nothing of substance to say about the subject of the conversation. I wouldn't be grumpy if it weren't for all the grumpy people giving me bad vibes. [/B][/QUOTE]

And then there's the people who piss and moan about everybody else (e.g. you)

*snickers at "The Heros of Time"*
Ooops. Was that my outside voice? What I really meant
to say was, hey...cool name for a gang. *thumbs up*

i have no idea why i'm here... all i know is that i'm supposed to vote for lazlo... end

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]*snickers at "The Heros of Time"*
Ooops. Was that my outside voice? What I really meant
to say was, hey...cool name for a gang. *thumbs up* [/B][/QUOTE]

Fuck you.

Not only is it a kick ass name for a gang, it's also aconymed H.O.T., which I didn't even realize when I came up with it, so it's double awesome.

Where's your gang?

Yeah.

"Fuck you?" Ooooo...thems fightin' words, mister. I'm not in a "gang," but I'm now part of an "alliance" that's takin' shape, so I suggest you watch your back.

I didn't even notice H.O.T., either. Now that, I will admit, is cool. I just hope you and your other gang members can live up to that acronym.

BEHOLD! THE LEADER OF H.O.T.!!!
[IMG]http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/5302/ugky.jpg[/IMG]

*snickers*

since there is a candidate, i feel it only right for democracy's sake. to have an oposing candidate.
me.
my candidate's current stand on biological warfare and rising oil prices is "join me or be my slave". i for one can vouche that this should not, and will not stand.
so in closing, vote for me, or be my slave

I'll only vote for you if you raise taxes and steal all of our money. And don't just promise it, but really do it!

well im sorry but im a politician, therefore i can't keep my promises. but there is a high percentage of me pissing away all your money on a vietnam hooker named Ching Chong

I'm not voting for you, you're too damned honest. What we need are convincing habitual liars.

i didnt say it owuld happen, i said it could happen. who knows?! her name could be Chong-Lee instead?

No you're talking business, a lying president and a sex scandal, you've got my vote. Although I'm not an american so my vote is probably worthless.

hey neither am i but hush hush

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeilFarted [/i]
[B]BEHOLD! THE LEADER OF H.O.T.!!!
[IMG]http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/5302/ugky.jpg[/IMG] [/B][/QUOTE]

Just so theres no misunderstanding here (because there are some dumb people around.)

a) H.O.T. has no leader. We are all equally hot.

That is not a picture of me, if it was meant to be.

c) I actually don't wan't to continue talking about this in a forum that isn't really about this. I'm sure Dennis isn't too thrilled the first topic in his new forum has now become about message board gangs.

Unless of course he thinks this is, in a way, political.

I could justify this as a smear campaign against me, but meeeh.

Done.

isn't this... the campaign for president, of the world?

shit im in the wrong place, goebles come! we have wrok to do!

Jawohl mein Führer!

Vote Lazlo for the Jaunty Party in 2004!