"King of Pop" busted!

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It finally happened.

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Oh shit i was waiting for someone to bring this up.

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Quote:

"Police gave no details about the probe...."

That is in poor taste.

Anyway, it seems like any pre-teen with a vendetta for MJ (Black or White) because he didn't respond to their fan letter.....this is an obscene misuse of power.

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He don't think he Pe-tay Pan.
He is Pe-tay Pan.

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Poor Michael...

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Leave Mike alone.

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[URL=http://www.boavid.com/gallery/mjgallery.php]Michael Jackson Bo' Selecta pictures[/URL]

If you're not English you won't be familiar with Michael Jackass. Here are some pictures.

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the kid didn't go to authorities about it, his therapist did, which the therapist was legally required to do. i doubt it's just some pre-teen kid getting vengence for an unreturned letter.

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that is, according to the late night show, Celebrity Justice, and their conversation with the DA in charge of the investigation.

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What the fuck happened to this man. He used to dance like no other and release hits like "Thriller". Now he rapes young boys in his love prison, Neverland Ranch.

Plus, I heard he had some work done on his nose. All just rumors, of course.

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Hi I'm Michael Jackson, welcome to Michael Jackass Cha'mon.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]the kid didn't go to authorities about it, his therapist did, which the therapist was legally required to do. i doubt it's just some pre-teen kid getting vengence for an unreturned letter. [/B][/QUOTE]

obviously you are unfamiliar with sarcasm

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Why can't you just leave him alone? He's already having to deal with being busted by these smooth criminals. I swear, you guys keep up on all this like its some thriller. He's already been accused of child molestation in court, and he beat it. Accusing this man of being a pedophile is bad, and I think we all should just remember the time when he brought us great music.

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seriously, last night at a stop light I was behind a little geo metro, green in color, driven by what appeared to be a fat black woman, the car leaning to one side from the weight, and her license plate said "PTR PAN"... and I couldn't figure out why someone would have that on their license plate. This made me think of Michael Jackson...

On a side note, I have always wanted plates that read 'BOY 1DR'..

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I always wanted one that read 'imdrunk'

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who cares about that freak anyway. whether he rapes little boys or not, he's still just a weird mofo anyway

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Some kid tells his therapist(the rapist) that mike molested him, and 75 cars and a forensic lab truck are at the damn ranch. If it was just a plain "chester the molester" guy there wouldn't have been such a fuss.I still don't believe that he touched anybody's kid. Someone is looking for some hush money.

He is weird though, but what insanely rich person wasn't?

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Amen fino, amen! To all those Jacko haters out there, screw you guys! The man is being wrongly accused! How can you just turn your back on the man that brought us "man in the mirror" and "billie jean" and that one song with all the killer zombies?! Traitors!

Sure, he's not normal. Some people bleach their hair, he likes to bleach his skin. Some people craddle their babies, he hangs them off of balconies. Some people like younger sexual partners, he just happens to like them really really young. Does this make him any less of a person? Yes it does, but he's rich and famous, so they cancel each other out.

C'mon people, don't be so quick to judge!

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If you didn't have sarcasm, you wouldn't have anything.

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the reason for the convoy was the fact that they missed out on their chance with him the last time. "chester the molester" didn't go on national television saying he shares his room with pre-teen boys, and his bed, and "chesterthe molester" doesn't have nearly infinite resource to lure children in. jacko has a large ranch tha beats out any "candy" your avg. molester might try to offer a kid. he deserves it.

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For sure fino. I may not have much as far as looks, good hygine, smarts, social skills and general competency go, but I do have quite the sarcastic whit.

BTW, Jacko isn't sooo bad. I mean there are people on this cult that are weirder, like take disx for example, he likes to fuck dead girls.....or fuck them to death. Kitty likes the Patriots. Brock can lift 400lbs with his penis. True story.

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Wacko Jacko surrenders
[img]http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/11/20/jackson/story.jackson.cuffs.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.sbsheriff.org/jpg/photo/11200301copy.jpg[/img]

mugshot (for bigger version: [url]http://www.sbsheriff.org/jpg/pio/11200301.jpg[/url]

Read the story:
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103659,00.html[/url]

and what the officials had to say
[url]http://www.sbsheriff.org/wn/spr/11200301.html[/url]

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Okay, I apologize, apparently everybody knows about this. It was news to me. I told my housemates and they were like, yeah we found out loooong time ago. I was like how? "Television".

Sigh.

Anyway, what I'm wondering about is how can a 5 foot 11 guy weigh only 120 pounds?

My housemates were like, yeah cause he keep on getting them removed. Apparently he wants to place them with the elephant man's bones. bizzare

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My bf thought it said king of poooop ...... hahahhahhahah because he sucks get it... ahhaha .... get it..? nm

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120 pounds... I mean come on? My housemate is skinny as a stick, same height, weighs about 140. So you ought to imagine how Wacko Jacko looks. Well, I know that no matter how hard I work out or whatnot, I will never be 120

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That mugshot is going to give me fucking nightmares.

Holy shit.

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Yeah, I'm 6'0" & 145. Then again, my brother's 5'10" and 125, so I guess...

But just look at his face, it's fucking emaciated. His 120 shows.

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If he was accused of molesting children before, what parent would send their kid over to sleep over with Mike again?

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Money.

(Seriously, I read this in depth article in the Vanity Fair, and that was what one mother did. To get free stuff, by "whoring" her child. Rather sad what some people would do)

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I'd do it. Cos like, I'd whore myself, so shit, chile best learn yo self.

And this client be loaded.

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It would take more than Neverland Ranch to sleep with that pasty childfucker

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I think his punishment should be to be in a reality show, and the money from said show would go to charities. This would do three things....

1) Show how goddamn out of touch he is with the world
2) Support charties
and most importantly
3) Entertain me, for I enjoy laughing at others misfortune.

All we need is a doctor to say it'd be theraputic so its not "cruel and unusual"...

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It would take more than Neverland Ranch to sleep with that pasty childfucker

So like, more would do it for you? Gross, dude.

I never said anything about whoring myself out to him. I just said I'd whore myself out. In general. So like, my kid might have to learn to deal with having Action Jackson as a totally rad playmate.

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Everything has a price.

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Yeah, but him? I don't know. He's scary. Like, I'd whore myself out as I said, but he just scares me. I don't know, it'd have to be a lot of money, and I'd probably be scarred for life. So I'm like - is it worth it?

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Close your eyes and pray that it will be over soon?

This just brings up another question that we talked about, if you were hot, would you whore yourself for money? This is of course inspired by all those goddamn "teens for cash" spam I've been getting in my email. If so, how much? Under what conditions?

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The way I look at it, a facial is the worst that could happen.

Nobody is above a good facial now and again, especially if the price is right.

-Bohonkie

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Facial the worst? What the fuck are you on?

Getting it in the ass would be worse xInfinity.

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It's like King of Pop indeed. Poppin' some anal cherries. Christ.

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Oh dear, read this

[b]Just another case of the white man keeping the black man who looks like a white woman down[/b]

Michael Jackson's mother has hinted at a racist motive behind his arrest on child abuse charges. Catherine Jackson told the German magazine Bunte the US legal system discriminated against black people. "

[url]http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12931479,00.html[/url]

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and this is just getting creepy but surprising I don't care as much as before. More like, oh and then, meh.

[b]Hidden chamber found in Wacko Jacko's mansion[/b]
[img]http://www.nydailynews.com/ips_rich_content/187-jackostaircase.JPG[/img]
A shocking video shows a secret room behind a trapdoor at Jackson's California mansion - where he apparently entertained kids who slept over. In the tape, which was shot 10 years ago, the door opens to a narrow carpeted stairwell lined with rag dolls and descends into the 8-by-7-foot secret chamber.
[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/138883p-123365c.html[/url]

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Mike is innocent,creepy/insane, but innocent.

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Mike?

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Michael=Mike

Mike Tyson was also innocent now that you bring it up.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white and dangerous for kids to play with and the other one is a plastic bag.

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Why do people care about an artists personal life? Dammit, all that matters is that the guy ROCKS! I saw him twice on the Bad tour when I was 8, and let me just tell you kids - he was BAD! But bad like bad ass, not ass bad. And then he invited back into his dressing room to play with Mr Winky! I was the luckiest kid EVER.

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Colour me jealous!

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I think this is an old one:

"When is it time for Michael Jackson to go to bed?"

"When the big hand touches the little hand"

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For some reason when Dangerous came out, I was about 9 or 10 and was a fan. I also liked Boys II Men. Yech! I'm glad a few years later I found Nirvana and left the past behind.

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I was saved by Pearl Jam.

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Is saved really the right word?