john kerry is a douchebag but im voting for him anyway

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I completely and entirely agree. George W. on his power-trip to stop terrorism and create endless world conflict, has had his chance, and I think it's quite enough. John Kerry can expect my vote in the fall - he deserves a term to fuck up (or not, hopefully), too.

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[QUOTE=Jennifer62186]he deserves a term to fuck up (or not, hopefully), too.[/QUOTE]
This is all it comes down to. Bush has seriously damaged America and Sen. Kerry hasn't. There isn't even a choice here. Both George Bush's Son's creepy acolytes and the sane are turning this into some epic political struggle for America's soul but all it SHOULD be is a simple changing of the guards. Bush's Son has fucked up in every way possible with the exception of nuking an ally (he still has 7 months though...). He [B]must[/B] go and give someone else a chance.

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It's imperative that Kerry wins.

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Bush should be killed

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OHHH MAN!! I disagree with all of you on so many levels. I'm so disappointed but, I think I'll get over it.

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[QUOTE=DillingerEscape]OHHH MAN!! I disagree with all of you on so many levels. I'm so disappointed but, I think I'll get over it.[/QUOTE]

Let's hear your thoughts then...

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OK, I'm not going to go into it all. Simply because Ozy and some others have heard it all before and I feel like a fucking idiot when I repeat myself to many times.
I do agree however that Sen Kerry if a fucking "douche". He fucking changes his mind more than my ex-wife and makes about as much sense as she does. And I do agree that war in general is "bad". And sure I disagree with some of the things that Pres. Bush has done in his tenure here with us on a federal level. Most of it is pronunciation and grammer tho. But at least he makes up his mind and does shit. Kerry will spend the better part of four years in office changing his mind. That to me is not how you efficently run a government. Make up your fucking mind and fucking do it. I do however disagree that Bush hasn't done anything worthwhile in his term. I will also disagree that the war in Iraq was "unjust". You might say "But, Dill, there is so much fighting going on still... what will we do?" And I would say something like: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT YOUR BITCHIN! and then I might calm down and explain that the human rights of the Iraqi people were being grossly violated on a daily basis and if your precious United Nations (who is supposed to be the authority on such things) wasn't going to do anything about it then someone else would have to. OOO OOO Pick me! And I agree "MISSION (not quite) ACCOMPLISHED!" Phase one completed sure but the over all mission is far from over. Saddam is out, new government is slated to come in at the end of June. But it'll just be a mock/ puppet of the American government. Maybe but the hold their own vote in (i think) seven monthes. DAMN IT! I'm waaaay off subject.... my bad. Anyway..... Sen. Kerry has nothing in common with me, and neither does Pres. Bush. But, I'm not voting for a "best friend" or on some fucking dating game. I'm voting for someone to run this country. And seriously don't think that Kerry and his big fuckin Joker lookin head can do as good of a job as Bush can. I don't know maybe I'm wrong. Sure he made some mistakes of judgement and some of that was mistakes of the flawed intel he received. I don't like Kerry's voting record, at least what I've seen of it. And I know that I disagree with Kerry on alot more issues than I disagree with Bush. Fuck it... I'm done, I could easily ramble on all night about shit but I won't. Whay can't there just be an easy way to end the suffering of all these frickin people so we can be done with the whle mess?

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you live in alabama

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THE WORLD PLEADS THAT YOU VOTE FOR JOHN KERRY.

7 Months. Fuck that's a long campaign, even for an election.

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[QUOTE=disx]you live in alabama[/QUOTE]

damn... you found me out... maybe I should say ya'll and dip skoal, drink PBR and slap around the women folk?

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You want someone to lead this nation and you think that's Bush??!!! He's [I]led[/I] us to a record deficit only 4 years after a record government surplus. The idiotic decisions he's making daily have ensured that the next Presidential term, regardless of who wins, will be spent entirely in a deficit. And that's the [B]best[/B] case scenario.

For an encore, he's ruined our relations with most 'civilized' nations - turning record worldwide sympathy following 9/11 to record worldwide contempt. So now he's fucked up our economy and our foreign relations. This is your idea of a leader? Someone who is given everything and creates nothing with it?

[QUOTE=DillingerEscape]Kerry and his big fuckin Joker lookin head can do as good of a job as Bush can.[/QUOTE]
You've clearly given this much deep thought. Don't vote.

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I fuckin hope bush loses by like at least 50%.

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias]You want someone to lead this nation and you think that's Bush??!!! He's [I]led[/I] us to a record deficit only 4 years after a record government surplus. The idiotic decisions he's making daily have ensured that the next Presidential term, regardless of who wins, will be spent entirely in a deficit. And that's the [B]best[/B] case scenario.

For an encore, he's ruined our relations with most 'civilized' nations - turning record worldwide sympathy following 9/11 to record worldwide contempt. So now he's fucked up our economy and our foreign relations. This is your idea of a leader? Someone who is given everything and creates nothing with it?

You've clearly given this much deep thought. Don't vote.[/QUOTE]

Your ability to detect sarcasm astounds me sometimes Ozy. I'll start using notation for you when needed.

That "surplus" everyone loves so much is from Clinton not paying the damn bills that needed to be payed. Cutting spending on somethings may sound good in theory, but it doesn't always work out.
Other countries don't like us? huh? I've heard of countires not liking the U.S.! Why this has never happened before. OHHHH wait it happens every fucking day. Everyone's precious U.N. could enforce it's fuckin policies so they get pissed when we do. No No No a massive fucking terrorist attack didn't fuck up the economy. The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq didn't drain the budget. Face it man, Clinton's little 8 year run, was fuckin problem free. He had absolutely no major decisions to make. Smooth fuckin sailing, man. By no action of his own stability as a president and a person. Bush got into office, we get attacked by terrorists, there's a deficit brewing up and we go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq. You're compairing apples to fucking bowling balls bro.

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[QUOTE=DillingerEscape]damn... you found me out... maybe I should say ya'll and dip skoal, drink PBR and slap around the women folk?[/QUOTE]
or just keep your political views to yourself cos frankly they're prehistoric and don't matter

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[QUOTE=DillingerEscape]Bush got into office...there's a deficit brewing up and we go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq.[/QUOTE]
You say that as if those things happened [I]to[/I] him instead of him causing them himself.

President Clinton inherited the worst economy since the last depression. You call that having it easy? And, despite this and a Congress full of Republicans who were literally [B]obsessed[/B] with destroying the man, he still not only stopped the bleeding but actually got the government's budget balanced by the end of his first term. And he did it without excuses.
George Bush's Son inherited the biggest surplus in U.S. history and has turned it into the biggest deficit in U.S. history near the end of his term.
There's nothing to compare here. Bush's Son is a fucking moron who has ruined what other people worked hard to create.
That's the story of his life, actually.

You don't seem to have any idea what you're talking about.

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[QUOTE=disx]or just keep your political views to yourself cos frankly they're prehistoric and don't matter[/QUOTE]

or you could put me on ignore and fuck off.

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no see someone might actually read your drivel
and think you've got a point or something
i'm just protecting the stupids
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ps: arrogant yeah but i'm better and that's a fact so we cut to the chase k

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pps: you're not all bad man but like janeane said
at this point a vote for bush is a character flaw Sad

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Ha.
Check out this sight now
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[QUOTE=angusbeef123]Ha.
Check out this sight now
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