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kanye sounds like a retard

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I still crack up every time I see Mike Myers double take at the end.

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so its real
because i never heard anything about this
and mike myers being in it i thought maybe it isnt you know?
yeah it was hilarious were they actually saying things about the black people an white people

p.s. how hot is drew barrymore
p.s.p.s. how hot is she in batmen forever

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You never saw this with the news? I kept laughing when I first saw it.
Isn't it p.p.s.?

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Fuck you, because I can't answer this question, because I thought "smart" was a vague word before, and now it doesn't mean a thing at all.
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To sum up Kanye's insights:

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i didnt.
i live in the great down under
i dunno
i didnt even know there was a such p.p.s thing
whats that even mean i read on wikipedia
that scholars havent maintaineded it for years it was lost in translation between the bluebonic plague and sex drugs and rock and roll
commonely reffered to as the birth of the counter culture *smug cunt punchable face grin*

p.s.
WHY SO Serious
yeah i like batmen too!

p.s.p.s its me when i was little

sorry p.p.p.s first spelling scphicktori thank god for spel check
sphincter

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Six On The Dot wrote:
Cool story.

yeah im interesting in that way like just for example i can recite every members name of the sydney orchestra
ya know like im just like that
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iamjacks...... wrote:
i can recite every members name of the sydney orchestra

Aaaand, GO!

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Aaaand, GO!

yeah you would like that wouldnt you? pffffttt

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IS THIS REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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If copy and pasting counts as reciting shit, I can recite like, all the popes. In chronological order.

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Might have worked if you had avoided punctuation altogether and misspelled every fourth word.

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try and find thet list and i dount misspel every fourth word far out

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i cant recite anything but orchestras though

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Kanye has a knack for being ineloquent but I can't say I disagree.

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Yeah, it's not like I wake up everyday like, "Goodness, I hope the black community isn't in danger today. I care so much about them most of all." and go out into the streets to every black person like, "Everything okay with you guys today? Alright, good."

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when my friend gets his car washed, if the person who does the wipedown/dry is black, they get 2 dollars instead of 1 dollar.

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Everytime I see a homeless white person, I'm all like IS THIS REAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

but when I see a homeless black person, I'm all like IS THIS REAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! instead...and I give him some change.

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Six On The Dot wrote:
I don't care about black people, either.

same cant complain about that!
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