His real name is Tod. He is 43 and watches child Porn at night right before he sits down and crys!
He has a small Dick! I swaer to God! He...
Shit! his comming in! I got to turn off the lapt...
golly.

Golly is right.
I was going to say gollywog but then I changed my mind.
isn't it supposed to be "golly gee willickers"?
I been living off fish heads for a while. This is horrible! *sobs* I used to be so attractive.
This killer/Pimp called IRONMAN will die by my hand. By God he will.