Hillary for President with NIN help

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bassplr19
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Hillary Clinton, everyone’s favorite pantsuit blonde, is asking voters to practice pulling the lever and select her campaign theme song. With crap like Smash Mouth, U2, and the Dixie Chicks on the ballot, a write-in is definitely in order. The NIN Hotline is rallying the resistance troops to flood the channels and write in NIN’s latest single “Capital G”.

It’d be a perfect song for her. With lines like “Ain’t gonna worry about no future generations, I’m sure somebody gonna figure it out”, Trent shed his usual ambiguity and made perfectly clear who “signs his name with a capital G.”

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How about Closer. hahahaha.

Oh crap, here come the feds.

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Ever since he got fat or whatever situation is going on with is body, his voice sounds so different. Not the same at all...

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I retort! Smashmouth is not crap. Well, not the first album (the only one I've heard).

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I don't give a shit what Trent Reznor's political believes are. All I know is he is amazing sexy.

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He is [I]really[/I] sexy. The things I could do to that man, the things I would let him do to me.

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...Goddamnit, no one's gonna help me defend Smashmouth.

DAMN YOU TRENT REZNOR!

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I like a little Smashmouth. I don't know the names of any songs or albums and I don't own any of their CD's, but I've heard them on the radio and it wasn't horrible. I liked it.

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They do that song called "Walking On The Sun" or has lyics to that effect, right?
Cuz I like that song.

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Yep.

Their first album was great, but then they were kinda forced to be like how their producers and stuff thought would appeal to the masses. Then they got bad. Meh...

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Not that any of this matters because she ended up choosing Celine Dion.

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Why hasn't anyone shot Celine Dion yet? Seriously..... and why would HC pick a Canadian artist's song?

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[QUOTE=O'ktober;991299]Ever since he got fat or whatever situation is going on with is body, his voice sounds so different. Not the same at all...[/QUOTE]I saw NIN in concert like three or six or seven months ago. He was ripped, not fat. He was in better shape than any of the other 3 times I've seen him. He has been working out or doing roids or something. I couldn't believe how big he was. But not fat.

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;992552]He's still a fug[/QUOTE]

Fug? Unfamiliar. Does it mean fucking fag?

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Isn't that just plain ol' Fugly?

Or, if it's that intense... Mo'Fugly.

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My ideas:

- Get Busy Child by Fatboy Slim or the Crystal Method or whoever

- Sandwiches, by the Detroit Grand Puubahs

- Humanoid, by Stakker

- Kernkraft 4000, by Zombie Nation

- Block Rockin' Beats, by Fatboy Slim or the Crystal Method or whoever

- Firestarter, by The Prodigy

or some such thing. COME ON HILLARY!!!! Those would rule ok????

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I will rip your intestines out and hang you with them!

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