Get a free AK-47 with purchase of a Truck

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This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen at first I thought it was a joke but the guy is completely serious.

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I love how he ignored the teachings of Christ when challenged.

"Do you think Jesus would carry a gun?"

"They didn't have guns back then, they had swords, but even so, he was so powerful he wouldn't need one..."

How can they not see their own hypocrisy?

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monkeywright wrote:
I love how he ignored the teachings of Christ when challenged.

"Do you think Jesus would carry a gun?"

"They didn't have guns back then, they had swords, but even so, he was so powerful he wouldn't need one..."


it sounds like he got Jesus and superman mixed up
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I like to think Jesus would have bought the truck and got the AK-47.

But this is so great. He's so confused by her questions and he gets so offended. I half expected him to call her a commie.

God, Guns, Guts and Jesus with a samurai sword.

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Imagine if guns were illegal. Just imagine...

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Lovely. To get a gun here, you have to get a license, which takes like two-three years (When in our almost none-existing army, you get to carry a gun((Don't attack us, please))). Then there's a hell of a lot of papers to be filled out to get as rifle (we call these rifles "Moose Bouncer") Getting a handgun is a bitch, I'd think. Look, you can't even really get a Air-pump rifle here without the proper papers.

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get one on the black market, DUH.

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I can't see the vid right now on this comp, but this sounds cool. I'm always down for free AKs.

And Jesus did say something about 'those who do not have a sword should now pick one up' or something before he was led away. This contradicts some of his earlier statements, but since Jesus as portrayed in The Bible was more likely a fictional character than a historical one, you have to expect some nonsensicalness.

Also, Gandhi said that among the abuses of the Brits over the Indian people, history will look upon the disarming of the nation as the gravest. This of course, is despite the fact that Gandhi never would have carried a gun.

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I like the little gun cartoon guy behind him. *bang bang*

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jakezz wrote:
Lovely. To get a gun here, you have to get a license, which takes like two-three years (When in our almost none-existing army, you get to carry a gun((Don't attack us, please))). Then there's a hell of a lot of papers to be filled out to get as rifle (we call these rifles "Moose Bouncer") Getting a handgun is a bitch, I'd think. Look, you can't even really get a Air-pump rifle here without the proper papers.

that makes a lot more since in the U.S. I think its only a three day waiting period. not to mention we also have gun/liquor/gas stations (with drive thru) as I found out on a trip to Texas... and we wounder why other countries think of us as a bunch of dumb red necks.
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How the heck can you have a drive-thru gas station? That's unpossible!

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not if it has an attendant to fill up your tank.

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ahhh ok. That way makes more sense.
I kept picturing something along the lines of how they refuel airplanes in flight, with some sort of oil tanker truck driving alongside you and a guy hanging off the side trying to get the nozzle in your car.

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Ya they don't really have them anymore the only other place I've seen them is in Mexico. I think I have photos of the store they had the hard liquor and fully automatic guns on the same wall in the store.

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When we're on the liquor topic, In my beloved country we have "Systembolaget".

Systembolaget is a monopoly business, motioned by the government.
They sell everything and are very nice there, and if there's something you want to order/import, they're glad to help you. Thing is, as it's monopoly business, They alone sell any beverage with more than 3.5% alcohol in it.

Also, They have open hours from 10-14 (2 pm) on Saturdays (!), in the bigger cities of Sweden, anyway, if you're lucky. They're totally closed on Sundays. In the weekdays they have open until 18 (6 pm) or 19 (7 pm).

To top things of, it's expensive as hell to buy liquor in Sweden. For example, a bottle of Jack Daniels (700 or 750 ml) is in Sweden 299 Swedish Kronor. That's equivalent to $43. Internet tells me you buy one of those for $21.99, if you'd want to. Hooray for me!

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In NH, all liquor stores are owned by the state government. Beer and cheap wine are all grocerie stores are allowed to sell. Price are outrageously cheap though, Half-gallons of vodka are under 10 FRNs. That's the cheap stuff though, but I don't care.

Also, no waiting times on guns. The longest you could be delayed without cause is 3 days, but I've never heard of anyone being delayed (I'm sure it happens, I'm just not aware of it).

And also, though they're saying you get an AK47 in the vid, the dude is giving you a voucher for a semi-auto, not an automatic. Thus, its not a machine gun.

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Connecticut has old time liquor laws--still. Can't sell it after 6pm, not allowed to sell it on Sundays.

No private citizen needs a AK47.

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Well, no private citizen needs a '66 Corvette either. But sometimes, when you got the money, it's cool to buy things you like.

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I don't need one, I want one. My AR-15 is not as durable as an AK, plus AKs have a more awesome history behind them. What other firearm gives you as much satisfaction in saying the full name, 'Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947' ?

And conversely, if no citizen 'needs' one, no guberment does either.

Alexa, you should come shoot AKs in NH and feel the joy of 7.62x39mm cartridges in steady percussion. It's a natural high.

"AK-47. When you absolutely positively got to kill every muthaf*cka in the room, accept no substitutes!"
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You can bury that ish in the mud, retrieve it days later, and see it function flawlessly after a simple cleaning. What other semi or full auto can boast that claim?

How I love the AK.


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The original Cobra Officer figure came with a little teeny tiny AK-47.

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My father almost shot me with a gun! He thought I was a burglar. Then another time some Bostonian thug shoved one in my face. Guns anit cool!

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:
My father almost shot me with a gun! He thought I was a burglar. Then another time some Bostonian thug shoved one in my face. Guns anit cool!

When I was younger, I almost shot my foot off with a shotgun. I missed my foot by like 3 inches.

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:
My father almost shot me with a gun! He thought I was a burglar.

I bet you don't go sneaking around the house in the dark anymore now, do you?
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I'm sorry to hear that.

But stills, guns don't shove themselves in people's faces, and neither do I.

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Giggan wrote:
I'm sorry to hear that.

But stills, guns don't shove themselves in people's faces, and neither do I.

Where do you draw the line between a weapon which is reasonably legal and that which is not? Are grenade launchers too excessive? How about bulk explosives? High caliber sniper rifles? Land mines?

I ask this so you realize that the following is not a hyperbole but a continuation of the argument you've just made: By your logic, nuclear weapons do not kill people, those who detonate nuclear weapons kill people, and thus should be legal.

The gun nuts fail basic logic, hence the designation "nut."

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