Gay Marriage Will Ruin Society!
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Will Ruin Society*
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Straight marriage has been around long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
*Just like Fight Clubs ruin society! Right on, [I]USA Today[/I]!
I honestly don't remember
It's late. And I'm tired.
I'm curious to know if this is WillTupper's original work or not.
But either way, I'm gonna print this out, blow it up and hang it on my wall.
My girlfriend is gonna worry about me, but I don't care cause this is BRILLIANT!!
:You_Rock_
No one has the right to teach us stuff we don't want to learn. That's what our Bill of Constitution's all about.
It's not mine, Squeek. I just found it somewhere, but now I really can't remember.
Glad you liked it, though. Good points, no?
[QUOTE=Squeek]I'm curious to know if this is WillTupper's original work or not.[/QUOTE]
its sarcasm
i aint got nothing to do with that stuff anymore!
But if we don't have laws that arbitrarily discriminate against various groups of people and deny legal rights and benefits to them, where would be as a society?
I've notice that the Chinese are allowed into public schools, in defiance of a 1927 supreme court decision. We're slipping, folks. What we really need to do is put all the homosexuals into hot air balloons tethered so they float 30 or so feet off the ground, just out of our (and our children's) views. Only then will America be safe, because when homosexuals cavort openly in public God recoils in disgust, which weakens the magical holy force field around American's borders, allowing us to be infiltrated by bomb-throwing jihadists and worse, [i]Mexicans[/i] who will [i]work on our farms[/i] and [i]get jobs in construction[/i] and even [i]cook our food in restaurants[/i], which spells death for us all.
Mmmm, gay hot air balloon.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=Spike]But if we don't have laws that arbitrarily discriminate against various groups of people and deny legal rights and benefits to them, where would be as a society?
I've notice that the Chinese are allowed into public schools, in defiance of a 1927 supreme court decision. We're slipping, folks. What we really need to do is put all the homosexuals into hot air balloons tethered so they float 30 or so feet off the ground, just out of our (and our children's) views. Only then will America be safe, because when homosexuals cavort openly in public God recoils in disgust, which weakens the magical holy force field around American's borders, allowing us to be infiltrated by bomb-throwing jihadists and worse, [i]Mexicans[/i] who will [i]work on our farms[/i] and [i]get jobs in construction[/i] and even [i]cook our food in restaurants[/i], which spells death for us all.[/QUOTE]
they tried that in Istanbul but the balloons caught fire and the homos died. i guess that's why we call them flamers
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I tried that whole 'marriage' thing and did not care for it one bit. No Sir, not one bit.
They can have it for all I care. It will be another lesson in 'Be careful what you ask for, you may get it.'
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That quote is all over the web, I can't be bothered to track it down to the original source...
[url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=10+Reasons+Why+Gay+Marriage+Will+Ruin+Society&btnG=Google+Search[/url]
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=xec8]they tried that in Istanbul but the balloons caught fire and the homos died. i guess that's why we call them flamers[/QUOTE]
ba da bing!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I don't think gays should even have drivers' lisences.
Nowhere in the bible does it say that homosexuals have the right to drive.
If two gay guys kiss in public. I will go and beat the crap out of them.
Im sorry to say I hate gay people.
I will admit it.
But I dont care if they get married or anything.
Just in the bathroom. A guy stares at me. It is odd. I quess I should be proud of my handsomeness. But fuck that. Its awkward.
I hate gays.
So the liberials can flame me, and the bastard right wings can shake my hand.
[QUOTE=stfudonnie]I don't think gays should even have drivers' lisences.
Nowhere in the bible does it say that homosexuals have the right to drive.[/QUOTE]
Also it doesn't say that we should be able to have vaccines either. That shit is just WRONG.
There is hope, but not for us.
The gays just want to get married so they can get US citizenship and bring their entire gay families over here, and they'll teach their gay children to only speak gay and not English so we won't be able to understand their sinister plans.
Is everyone here being sarcasticor speaking the truth because I cant tell
[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo]If two gay guys kiss in public. I will go and beat the crap out of them.
Im sorry to say I hate gay people.
I will admit it.
But I dont care if they get married or anything.
Just in the bathroom. A guy stares at me. It is odd. I quess I should be proud of my handsomeness. But fuck that. Its awkward.
I hate gays.
So the liberials can flame me, and the bastard right wings can shake my hand.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha oh my God. Time for you to switch websites.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo]If two gay guys kiss in public. I will go and beat the crap out of them.
Im sorry to say I hate gay people.
I will admit it.
But I dont care if they get married or anything.
Just in the bathroom. A guy stares at me. It is odd. I quess I should be proud of my handsomeness. But fuck that. Its awkward.
I hate gays.
So the liberials can flame me, and the bastard right wings can shake my hand.[/QUOTE]
hahaha, good one, don't worry veryhungryhobo, liberials will not flame you, because then they will proove that they are not liberials. But you can start to be afraid of gays now.
Muffins, Jazz & Trolling! Fuck Yeah! :3
Real gays can't go out in public when it's light. They can if they're half-gay, like in [i]Blade[/i]. Although that movie is riddled with inaccuracies, like how gays love to swordfight. It's not that they're bad swordfighters, it's that they spend most of their day hanging out in saunas and locker rooms, which is where they [i]get you[/i]. Free trial gym memberships are their biggest recruiting tool. After they've got you wearing tiny shorts and listening to techno music while you exercise, it's pretty much all over.
[QUOTE]Just in the bathroom. A guy stares at me. It is odd.[/QUOTE]
I work with a gay fellow who cleans the Mens/Womens restrooms.
He's gay...I think he might want to glance over and sneak a peak. He's gay after all. He likes men, I'm a man. I'm here exposing myself and he has every right to be here. It's his job to clean the restroom. Nothing to stop him from glancing over.
Wait....what if he doesn't wanna look? Why not fucker!!! Aren't I good-looking enough!!
Its not like when there's a straight guy peeing next to me and I have that few inches of fiberboard seperating us....keeping us safe.
I wonder if it would be just as weird if a gay WOMAN were to enter the restroom and start mopping? Hmmmm? Is she trying to sneak a peak?
Wait a sec! I'm only comfortable in the restroom when I'm by myself!!
I gotta be the only American who thinks this way.
Yup...I the only one.
No one has the right to teach us stuff we don't want to learn. That's what our Bill of Constitution's all about.
[QUOTE=Spike]Real gays can't go out in public when it's light. .[/QUOTE]
lol
I used to think the lyrics to that The Zutons song 'you will, you won't' went:
'You say you're not gay but you come out at night'
...I was wrong though....:rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Squeek]I work with a gay fellow who cleans the Mens/Womens restrooms.
He's gay...I think he might want to glance over and sneak a peak. He's gay after all. He likes men, I'm a man. I'm here exposing myself and he has every right to be here. It's his job to clean the restroom. Nothing to stop him from glancing over.
Wait....what if he doesn't wanna look? Why not fucker!!! Aren't I good-looking enough!!
Its not like when there's a straight guy peeing next to me and I have that few inches of fiberboard seperating us....keeping us safe.
I wonder if it would be just as weird if a gay WOMAN were to enter the restroom and start mopping? Hmmmm? Is she trying to sneak a peak?
Wait a sec! I'm only comfortable in the restroom when I'm by myself!!
I gotta be the only American who thinks this way.
Yup...I the only one.[/QUOTE]
I dont know if you are mocking me or what.
This could have been a good seinfield episode.
:gay: veryhungryHOMO!
mooo hahahahah!
and now, back to our regularly-scheduled maturity....
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
i came in here ready to rage at you, but i found myself laughing
-Aaron
Did you join up just to say that?
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This is directed towards the hobo guy
I honestly hope i run into you some day, for you to hate gays is fine, there are alot of people out there who hate black people, there are people out there that hate every single thing you like, or what you are, but to say you will physically hurt somebody because they express their love for each other in public, because YOU dont like it, thats plain wrong and i hope one day when you try to mess with any gays that they will beat the shit out of you, not only hurting you, but your ego. And btw you'll kick gays asses for kissing in public but you dont care if they get married? I just want to ask, are you fucking retarded? That just goes to show stupidity can build up in a person over time, because you seem full of it.
-Aaron
lqtm
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
Circle Jerks, for the win.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I honestly hope i run into you some day, for you to hate gays is fine, there are alot of people out there who hate black people, there are people out there that hate every single thing you like, or what you are, but to say you will physically hurt somebody because they express their love for each other in public, because YOU dont like it, thats plain wrong and i hope one day when you try to mess with any gays that they will beat the shit out of you, not only hurting you, but your ego. And btw you'll kick gays asses for kissing in public but you dont care if they get married? I just want to ask, are you fucking retarded? That just goes to show stupidity can build up in a person over time, because you seem full of it.
Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.
— Emily DICKinson.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
CHUT UP!
FAGS!
"My April fools joke: A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi orders a beer. The priest orders a whiskey. They have an engaging conversation about the world economy because they are both educated on such matters. Richard Dawkins walks in with a pack of savage scientists, and yells: "I AM HERE TO HAVE AN ORGY OF SCIENTIFIC REASONING IN THE FACE OF YOUR QUAINT SUPERSTITIONS." The priest and the rabbi finish their drinks and quietly leave the bar as Richard Dawkins begins to masturbate." -Phil Jourdan
Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
those that are married already, all but one, shall
live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
nunnery, go.
Gay marriage is stupid. All marriage is stupid. Ban all of it.
except for the marriage of chocolate and peanut butter.
No! Inter-racial marriage is worse than fag marriage!
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Bullshit! My leopard's a girl!
double negative, so it cancels itself out. chocolate and peanut butter are both clearly dudes.
Whatever, as long as the wife shuts up and puts 'em both in my fudge.
Wait...
Backed right up inta that one, huh?
I think it's clear that Reality TV is much more a threat to society than Gay Marriage. How come no ones saying shit about that? damn faggy liberal medias.
And once more...you just like getting it in the fudge don't you?
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
That's what she said!*
* I'm bringin' it back!
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Did it really ever leave?
Don't fuzzy my head with details!
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
That's what she said!
I don't care if gays can get married or not. I rather like to not be pointed at the streets if I go out with a guy.
Muffins, Jazz & Trolling! Fuck Yeah! :3
So it's official now ?
it's so complicated franc that I prefer not to go in explaining the whole thing publicly.
Muffins, Jazz & Trolling! Fuck Yeah! :3
Fair enough.
Where'd you copy and paste this from?
Give credit where it's due...