Does God dislike the south?
They seem to get hit extra hard by hurricanes, tornadoes, and floods, aside from California, (which we know he hates), they appear to take the brunt of nature's fury, western world wise. Do you think Gods maybe just tryin' to clean up? Nature all the time looks like its trying to wipe out parts of the world where things are out of control, and the south really is a pretty negligable area. I could be wrong, but.............
[QUOTE=morey]aside from California, (which we know he hates), [/QUOTE]
earthquakes, wildfires, mudslides
the beat goes on ...
This is possibly the most offensive thread I've ever seen. I demand you apologize!
I mean, sheesh, the sheer audacity... suggesting that God actually gives enough of a shit about us to enact such devastation?
Repent, bitch! REPENT!
Jase my boy God doesn't like breasts either, (Breast Cancer!), so his judgement is questionable anyway right? I'm just saying that it does cause one to think..............
theres testicular cancer too
must show God doesnt like the naughty bits at all !
The South also has a very low amount of a moose attacks. It balances out.
there's this jamaican guy at work and he was [B]seriously[/B] telling me that the ALMIGHTY did this cause of all the voodoo in Louisiana
I hate people like that so much
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]there's this jamaican guy at work and he was [B]seriously[/B] telling me that the ALMIGHTY did this cause of all the voodoo in Louisiana
I hate people like that so much[/QUOTE]Oh now you don't know and besides don't say hate!
God doesn't dislike the South. I dislike the South.
he's totally ignorant, trust me!!!
Actually there's some anti-hurricane voodoo that's pretty effective, but you need 300 gallons of chicken blood and some light aircraft with one of those foggers they use for skywriting.
I think God has it in for Boy Scouts more. Not like he hates them, they've just uttered his name one too many times, thus summoning him and taking Scouts as a sacrifice with lightning bolts. If they let more little atheist kids in there, all those Jamboree fatalities wouldn't have happened.
I'd just like to point out that god and Nature are two different things. Nature is pissed at god, not god pissed at man. In my shitty opinion.
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[QUOTE=morey]Jase my boy God doesn't like breasts either, (Breast Cancer!), so his judgement is questionable anyway right? I'm just saying that it does cause one to think..............[/QUOTE]
Nah, I like think that God's more like one of those parents who tosses their three-year-old in the pool to teach them how to swim. Except while the kid is dog-paddling to the ladder, God jumped in the car and drove home. Call it free will, call it abandonment, it all depends on whether or not you've had your coffee yet.
did you know Hoodoo is the actual religion, Voodoo is something you believe in
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[QUOTE=jase]Nah, I like think that God's more like one of those parents who tosses their three-year-old in the pool to teach them how to swim. Except while the kid is dog-paddling to the ladder, God jumped in the car and drove home. Call it free will, call it abandonment, it all depends on whether or not you've had your coffee yet.[/QUOTE]
ahhh good old jase, you can always depend on him for a great anal-ogy.
god is my father. he left. never came back. now look at me....i cant even throw a ball.
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[QUOTE=ralphthompsonxxx]God does not like __________.
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dude......come on, who doesnt like peaches....
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[QUOTE=ralphthompsonxxx]God does not like __________.
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[QUOTE=Eq]I'd just like to point out that god and Nature are two different things. Nature is pissed at god, not god pissed at man. In my shitty opinion.[/QUOTE]If you're 1/26th native american like me you know that god and nature are as one my friend!
I read about a native new orleansian (sp?) calling the city 'an evil place' that God was punishing to scroung out its sins, but who is really surprised that New Orleans is sinful? Isnt that why anyone goes there in the first place?
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[QUOTE=rachelgita]I read about a native new orleansian (sp?) calling the city 'an evil place' that God was punishing to scroung out its sins, but who is really surprised that New Orleans is sinful? Isnt that why anyone goes there in the first place?[/QUOTE]
thats why i go there
new orleans is las vegas with better food
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[QUOTE=rachelgita]I read about a native new orleansian (sp?) calling the city 'an evil place' that God was punishing to scroung out its sins, but who is really surprised that New Orleans is sinful? Isnt that why anyone goes there in the first place?[/QUOTE]
That's why [I]tourists[/I] went there, but these people lived there...and the 'sin' - or what people think of as 'sin' when it comes to New Orleans, was confined to one area - the Quarter, which, by the way, got minimal flooding (probably just enough to wash away the stench on Bourbon Street and replace it with a lovely mildewy smell...).
This man, along with others, I'm sure, felt like they were being punished. It wasn't by any god though. There were plenty of people throwing up their hands and thanking god for finally sending the troops in yesterday. It wasn't god that kept them away for so long.
And...if god hates the south, why is it known as The Bible Belt?
[QUOTE=wenknee]
And...if god hates the south, why is it known as The Bible Belt?[/QUOTE]
yeah, I heard that the Quarter was hardly touched, ahhh the irony.
but um, I dont really equate the bible belt with a god that does anything other than hate. That phrase sure has some negative connotations if not denotations!
sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot
[QUOTE=rachelgita]yeah, I heard that the Quarter was hardly touched, ahhh the irony.
but um, I dont really equate the bible belt with a god that does anything other than hate. That phrase sure has some negative connotations if not denotations![/QUOTE]
I know... I was just pointing that out. It's definitely got negative connotations.
And besides, the Bible Belt largely ignores the "Old Testament" fire-and-brimstone-God of many a "faith".
"God" flushes, shit happens...
(Feel free to exchange "God" with "nature" or "karma" or "human error"... all fit.)
[QUOTE=ralphthompsonxxx]And besides, the Bible Belt largely ignores the "Old Testament" fire-and-brimstone-God of many a "faith".
"God" flushes, shit happens...
(Feel free to exchange "God" with "nature" or "karma" or "human error"... all fit.)[/QUOTE]
So it's:
______ flushes. Shit happens.... ? 
[QUOTE=wenknee]So it's:
______ flushes. Shit happens.... ? :D[/QUOTE]
yeah, but shouldnt shit happen [I]before[/I] you flush???
wait! maybe that is why god is god! 'cause it can shit after it flushes!!!!!
sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot
We're the septic tank.
Eh, I'll just go for "human error" .
2001: "It's human error, Dave. It's ALWAYS been human error."
[URL=http://www.guardian.co.uk/katrina/story/0,16441,1563547,00.html]Gah.[/URL]
Holy mother of fuck I'm right! I gotta bottle this shit!
Well, he did kill a Kennedy for coming down here.
Of course He does. God loves gay sex and punishes those opposed to it.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.