Did you hear about the finger?

That woman is about to be very wealthy. I wish I could eat a fucking finger at wendy's....

This is a total scam. I am willing to bet she obtained the finger somehow then cooked it and put it in the chili. Probably she got it from a cadaver, the coroner only checked to see if it was human and said it was cooked. I would venture the cooking of it rendered it a bit hard to prove how long it had been in a necrotic state. This is not an actual mishap with the meat grinders or what have you. She's just pissed that the coffee lawsuit was already done and had to get creative.

all i know is i haven't had fast food in over 8 weeks and this only makes me happier because of it.

a girl i went to high school with died when she felt into a vat of salsa and died. she worked at del rey, i think it was. this was probably '96 or '97. i hope no one ate her.

mmmmm, salty dead chick......

goes great on nachos.

mmmmmm, nachos and dead chicks. I'm already starving damnit. This is NOT helping.

I guy I went to HS with cut off the tip of his finger on a pizza, but no one ate the pizza because he had obviously cut part of his finger off on it and there was blood all over it.

Right now I am so hungry that I would eat that pizza.

there's always tasty MREs

tasty MREs? when did that happen?

Some aren't too bad. We don't get them here. I would almost prefer that to the shit food these people make for us here. Everyday they have crap for lunch, then the exact same thing for dinner.

[QUOTE=capitalistnihilist]Some aren't too bad. We don't get them here. I would almost prefer that to the shit food these people make for us here. Everyday they have crap for lunch, then the exact same thing for dinner.[/QUOTE]
that sound slike my ma's cooking except instead of lunch its dinner one night and then leftovers of that for dinner the rest of the week.

i was kidding, i actually like mres, although they really lack in flavor for the most part and the chicken ala king gave me the runs for a week.

[QUOTE=capitalistnihilist]Some aren't too bad. We don't get them here. I would almost prefer that to the shit food these people make for us here. Everyday they have crap for lunch, then the exact same thing for dinner.[/QUOTE]
"An Army eats the feces it has, not the feces it would like."

-Donald Rumsfeld overheard while asking Dick Cheney to pass the toilet papaer in the White House lavatory.

[QUOTE=alex cassun]i was kidding, i actually like mres, although they really lack in flavor for the most part and the chicken ala king gave me the runs for a week.[/QUOTE]
That's biowarfare at work....

dont forget where i grew up.

EDIT: congrats on the 5g's, thats a milestone.

it would be a great scam - but what kind of person would be willing to cook a human finger just so they can sue wendys?
anyway, accidents like this happen all the time. Just read fast food nation.

I would do just about anything for the amount of money this bitch is about to get. Never underestimate the power of greed sacredchao.

i second this.

true i suppose *cough* enron *cough*
but thats just fucking gross.
Did you ever see the one where the lady found a fried chicken head in her McNuggets?

or the tongue in the strawberry yogurt?

In my hometown we had a dominoes delivery guy jizz on someone's pizza. It made the news. Nobody would eat dominoes for years.

And that suprised someone?
I used to pick toppings off peoples pizza, use their ranch and on occasion eat one of their chicken wings.

a friend of mine in college said his roommate used to order $4 poppers from the same restaurant at the same time every day and make them deliver to the apartment everyday and he never once gave the dude a tip. he did this for something like 6 months. later on my friend overheard some guys talking about how, after a month of this shit, they started fucking with his food, including going so far as to jerking off in the batter.

oh god. poor guy. people should really learn to tip.

either that or spread your scroogeness around a bit.

Never fuck with the people that serve your food or cut your hair. You have to tip them, or they will most definately fuck you up.

too true, too true.
or move to japan, australia, new zealand or quite a few other places where you dont have to tip.

ive learned to never talk politics or religion with your barber.

Heh, you are likely to lose an ear if a disagreement arises.

this barber i went to was a huge man of some pacific island nation descent and he was a reborn christian and he was scary as all get out.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]I guy I went to HS with cut off the tip of his finger on a pizza, but no one ate the pizza because he had obviously cut part of his finger off on it and there was blood all over it.[/QUOTE]

How did he manage to do that?

In HS I nicked off a bit of a finger off into a big vat of mozzarea cheese and the owner of the place just picked off the top of the cheese with my blood and flesh and used the rest. I was using an electric, industrial grater so there was about $50 worth of cheese there that she salvaged..

[QUOTE=alex cassun]ive learned to never talk politics or religion with your barber.[/QUOTE]

Or sports, unless you like the same teams.

[QUOTE=mirkah]How did he manage to do that?

In HS I nicked off a bit of a finger off into a big vat of mozzarea cheese and the owner of the place just picked off the top of the cheese with my blood and flesh and used the rest. I was using an electric, industrial grater so there was about $50 worth of cheese there that she salvaged..[/QUOTE]
ow thawt had to hurt,

the guy I went to school with took it off as he was going over the pizza with the cutter, for some reason he had his finger on the middle of the pizza (I never ordered pizza from there because I knew too many people that worked there)

You know, I once found a chicken vertebrae, fully entact, in a bowl of soup. I took it home and put it on my shelf. I still have it. It just now occurred to me that this is America and I could've made some money off of that.

Yuck. Looks like the [URL=http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/chili.asp]Finger Chilli is real[/URL].

But the [URL=http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/punch.htm]Penis Drink[/URL] is my favourite gross food story!

I found a perfect salted and roasted little lizard in a bag of macademia nuts. This was after we'd eaten almost the whole bag. I nearly popped the fucking thing into my mouth. Gross...

[QUOTE=random internet news source]LAS VEGAS Apr 8, 2005 — The woman who claims she bit into a human finger while eating chili at a Wendy's restaurant has a history of filing lawsuits including a claim against another fast-food restaurant.

Anna Ayala, 39, who hired a San Jose, Calif., attorney to represent her in the Wendy's case, has been involved in at least half a dozen legal battles in the San Francisco Bay area, according to court records.

She brought a suit against an ex-boss in 1998 for sexual harassment and sued an auto dealership in 2000, alleging the wheel fell off her car. That suit was dismissed after Ayala fired her lawyer, who said she had threatened him.

Speaking through the front door of her Las Vegas home Friday, Ayala claimed police are out to get her and were unnecessarily rough as they executed a search warrant at her home on Wednesday.

"Lies, lies, lies, that's all I am hearing," she said. "They should look at Wendy's. What are they hiding? Why are we being victimized again and again?"

Ayala acknowledged, however, that her family received a settlement for their medical expenses about a year ago after her daughter, Genesis, got sick from food at an El Pollo Loco restaurant in Las Vegas. She declined to provide any further details.

San Jose police have joined the Las Vegas police fraud unit in the investigation into how a 1 1/2-long fingertip ended up in Ayala's bowl of chili at the San Jose Wendy's on March 22. Ayala has sued the franchise owner, Fresno, Calif.-based JEM Management Corp.

Wendy's spokesman Bob Bertini would not comment on the investigation Friday.

The company, however, maintains that the finger did not enter the food chain in its ingredients. The employees at the San Jose store were found to have all their fingers, and no suppliers of Wendy's ingredients have reported any hand or finger injuries, the company said.

On Thursday, Wendy's offered a $50,000 reward to anyone providing verifiable information leading to the positive identification of the origin of the finger.[/QUOTE]hmm.

im starting to smell a rat...or maybe thats just pre-cooked cadavar finger after all.

[QUOTE=random internet news source]Disgusted Internet Surfer Discovers Finger in Google Image Search

By Matthew T. Sussman

Cleveland, OH - A casual Internet surfer discovered a human finger in a routine Google Image Search, authorities said Wednesday.

Harold Barker, 24, typed "Eliza Dushku" into Google's image search engine, and after a few pages, discovered a picture of a human finger.

"It was revolting," Barker said. "You don't expect to find something like that when looking for picture of hot women."

Barker did not download the picture of the finger, but he was rattled. "It was on my computer for a few seconds," Barker said. "I can still picture it there. God, that freaks me out."

Image Search is used by millions of Google users who wish to find pictures rather than Web sites. While the convenience of the search has helped several people, search results do not always come up with the images they want.

"I remember one time I put in a query for 'dart', because I wanted some clipart of darts," said freelance graphic artist Jeff Bzdenowski. "Up came this map of the Europe. What the hell?"

Google did not return calls Wednesday, but did release a statement saying they are "looking into it" and recommended to all Google users to "refine their searches so they can conveniently and efficiently find the images they want."

While Barker has not yet decided to sue Google, he says he's still "shaken up over the whole incident."

"You search Google for images of Eliza Dushku, you expect images of Eliza Dushku," Barker said. "It doesn't make sense. How does that even get there?"

Computer expert Nathaniel R. Beechstone believes Barker's incident is a rarity in Google Image Search's algorithm.

"The way they set up their search algorithm, it would take a monumental effort by Webmasters across the globe to rig the filenames and content of their images," Beechstone said.

But Barker isn't convinced.

"It's flawed," he said. "I wanted some hot body pics, but not of fingers."

When asked if he would use Google's service in the future, he was uncertain. "I'd like to say I would, but when things like this happen, it's hard to go back. Even if I used Yahoo's image search, that same fear grips me. I just wish Google was more careful. I wish they'd fess up to some wrongdoing."

Added Barker, "But I'll still eat at Wendy's. I love that chili."[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahaha!

damn, wendys upped the reward to $100, 000

[QUOTE=alex cassun]hahahahahahaha![/QUOTE]

hahha, i skipped over that but saw something something hot women not fingers and thought, wtf!? thats hilarious!

that's because they're never going to pay it out and they know it.

the fact that he is even considering suing google is ridiculous. Idiot.

it's a joke.

Has this proven an attempted fraud yet? Let me know when it is.

today i heard that the finger had been genetic tested and is shown to belong to a member of this womans immediate family. - in unrelated news her grandmother (or maybe it was her mother) quite recently died

wow, if this woman cut off her dead grandmother's finger just to sue wendy's, imagine how fucking cool that would be. imagine

[QUOTE=alex cassun]wow, if this woman cut off her dead grandmother's finger just to sue wendy's, imagine how fucking cool that would be. imagine[/QUOTE]
I've been saying this since the beginning.

But she dropped her suit when it was found out she had tried to press corporations for money before. So, she gets nothing.

nothing but a waste of her fifteen minutes. shame.