Dick 'Shotgun' Cheney
I can't believe no one else has jumped in on this topic. It's so...cute. I'm not an anti-gun guy, and it sounds like an honest hunting accident, the kind of thing that happens a thousand times a year, but is news because it was the VP at the trigger.
Still, I'm sure Michael Moore is ransacking his NRA fundraiser footage for Cheney stuff.
I guess it's good that Cheney's mobile HMO was along in case he blew a valve lifiting the gun. And good that he wasn't using [URL=http://www.midwestrocklobster.com/crap3/Xtrema2C.wmv]this gun.[/URL]
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.