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Ironman
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The Reasons to Join the cult will be different for each of you.

But you are here. And you must know the rules.

The Cult is all about making the world a better tomorrow. But who is getting better?

You must know the Cult is Runned by an all powerful deity which I have named "She-male". This evil creature is all powerful, all knowing and all hornie. It has no real life outside the cult. So it will come here and prey on the lesser privilaged class to boost his/her ego.

This Creature is bias. Become a sheep and you will thrieve. Bocome one of the last ones to speak up their voice and you will be throwned out to oblivion.

 

What ever happen to Xec8? or BigShrimpin? or all does many out their who has left...

 

They did not play by the rules so they will be terminated. If when read this thread anymore then a cople of hours after its creation it will probably be molded onto this creatures benefit.

 

Please know that many of my posts have been changed for this creatures benefit. The reason? It makes him feel powerful. Nothing more and nothing less.

 

So I urge you leave this forum or play by the rules. In any case if you choose the later I all ready hate you.

 

Ironman. The last free cultie.

Smartazboy
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Dude, I think you're on something. I haven't done anything to any of your posts. It's not my fault you don't type in English very well. If anything blame your Mexican public education.

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damien_mayfair
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a rogue admin called "She-male". i'm riveted.

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Frakn, rilly! And all this times I thoughts he has from a forreign place!

 

Wait, What is this?! You're doing to my post has well?! Damn you shemale!

rainbowsheeps
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He makes your posts better. Your originals suck.

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 I can put up with most of your poorly written and bizarre posts, but badmouthing Frank is just inane and unnecessary.  Just go away, you little twerp.

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it was probably spike anyways.

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Nice try, dude, but you got some serious holes in your pitch. Like if it's an "all powerful deity," why does it need an ego boost? Its all-powerful! How much more of an ego boost would it need! And, if so, why would it come here to this little old site? It would be kind of like if God were to show up at the DMV and say to all those suckers in line, "Ha! And you thought I was hard to get ahold of! Now maybe you people will learn that nothing in life comes quickly, and there are just some things that you can't do anything about but wait for. So stop with all your bitching, your pleading for answers, and get a (god)damn life! You humans with all your neediness and uncertainty. It would make me sick to death if I wasn't an immortal benevolent force."

 

TheJudasCow
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Wait, Frank is the She Male?! I didnt even think of that!

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when did ironman become a legit cultist in the first place ?

who sanctioned that little misdeed ?

 

 

 

 

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damien_mayfair
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GonzoParadise wrote:

Nice try, dude, but you got some serious holes in your pitch. Like if it's an "all powerful deity," why does it need an ego boost? Its all-powerful! How much more of an ego boost would it need! And, if so, why would it come here to this little old site? It would be kind of like if God were to show up at the DMV and say to all those suckers in line, "Ha! And you thought I was hard to get ahold of! Now maybe you people will learn that nothing in life comes quickly, and there are just some things that you can't do anything about but wait for. So stop with all your bitching, your pleading for answers, and get a (god)damn life! You humans with all your neediness and uncertainty. It would make me sick to death if I wasn't an immortal benevolent force."

god on the cult is not that far-fetched.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epow4VXhnW0

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HAHAH!
Ironman
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Well, their is a sexual repressed god asking its subjects to pray to him and adore him and who plans to spends earths last days has a judge of mankind.

 

The Shemale is the coolest deity ever and your going to get it in your tail pipe for such blasphemy!

 

And the she male has fucked with my thread titles before and posted pictures in my name. Damn that monster. She'll do the same to you too! ask Xec8. He will tell you!

 

And I have NEVER said it was Frank. For all I know Frank is Mexican which makes him a lesser human being in the eyes of any Supernatural presence.

 

and me. ;D

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vote obama!

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Ritt!

My favorite child. Is the Anarchiest soul I learned to love still alive inside you!?

Will you rule with me once more!?

Lets bring back the Glory days! When the Cult run wild and Perverted and Random acts where what keept us alive!

Uncertanty. thats our life goal.

Melody
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 I will also defend mirka,  I don't really give a shit about any of the others.  Kirk seems all right though.

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Ironman wrote:

Uncertanty. thats our life goal.

are you certain about that?
Ritt
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Thanks for reminding me just how unimportant I really am around here. Dick.

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ayayayy