Dawn Of A Golden Age
[URL=http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2004/07/09/sci-tech/monkey_mind040709]telepathic monkeys[/URL]
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
finally! someone saw it.
i hope the lazy have mucho access.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
this has potential to bring Monkey Knife Fitghting to a whole new level....
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THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
on a more serious note... this is actually an amazing breakthrough... i had no idea that we had already come so far in this field of investigation... it seems like science fiction! if they can pull this of it'll be an awesome new start to life for many many people... i've got my fingers crossed
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yes its brilliant.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
...if they can't pull it of... it still "has the potential to bring Monkey Knife Fighting to a whole new level..."...
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pray...for...mojo...
i swear i heard about this like 2 years ago, on NBC or something. they just plugged some electrods into TEH monkey's brains and the monkey was able to move an electronic arm. also, they had an arm hooked up in a lab hundreds of miles away, and the monkey was able to move that arm as well.
monkey knife fights....g(l)ory days ahead.
[QUOTE=oslec]...if they can't pull it of... it still "has the potential to bring Monkey Knife Fighting to a whole new level..."...[/QUOTE]
also Cockfighting
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Would this then be X-treme monkey knife fighting, wherein the monkeys sit indian style in a elaborate pit-type ring where onlookers can place bets and the monkeys can use an assortment of sharp metal objects including spears, axes, and tridents? Cuz i would pay to see that shit.
If you look up Stereotypical Black Teenage Male in the dictionary you will see a picture of me...fucking a cat...with a suprisingly small penis
My Girlfriend: I'm not a cat.
Me: Sure honey...sure.
[QUOTE=Ochibara]Would this then be X-treme monkey knife fighting, wherein the monkeys sit indian style in a elaborate pit-type ring where onlookers can place bets and the monkeys can use an assortment of sharp metal objects including spears, axes, and tridents? Cuz i would pay to see that shit.[/QUOTE]
dont care
see also: all of the above
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
[QUOTE=Ochibara]Would this then be X-treme monkey knife fighting, wherein the monkeys sit indian style in a elaborate pit-type ring where onlookers can place bets and the monkeys can use an assortment of sharp metal objects including spears, axes, and tridents? Cuz i would pay to see that shit.[/QUOTE]
yeah, monkeys all zenlike, concentrating, using the force to rain hell on their opponent. i can totally see yoda in on this.
man
and to think i was thinking about stealing a trained monkey from a passing zoo
screw that, I'mma get me a SUPER MONKEY
who can kill my enemies with his thoughts!
and steal for me!
and toast my poptarts!
a BRAVE new world indeed....
the poptart thing hadnt even occured to me....
i cant believe noone has made a 'damn dirty apes' joke yet...
we were waiting for you.
well, lucky i deliver
me and my monkey, with a dream and a gun!
me and my monkey, we don't wanna shoot no mexicun
but we got...10 itchy fingers, 'n one thing to declare-
when the monkey is high, you do not stare, do not stare!
well thats good to know. now go fetch me a pizza.
dream on.
you're not a very good delivery person, are ye?
i deliver timely puns. i never said anything about being in the food service industry
anyway. back to monkeys.
i don wanna go back to bein a monkey.
where can i get one of these things as a pet?
is this tecnology only for people with spinal cord injuries or can people suffering from lazyness get it too?
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