Austrailia bans small breasts in porn
Pederasts ruin the day for those who like 'em smaller.
http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Next year will they pass a requirement for full bushes of pubic hair, so as to not "look like children"?
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Or they could just send all the surfboards to my house.
SPRING BREAK!
The greater travesty here is twofold:
1. Aussies can't watch female ejaculation anymore,
and
2. Aussies have something called the Australian Sex Party, and we don't.
Shit, America, get it together!
I'll be at Senor Tadpoles having a margarita made in my mouth.
im no porny guy, but i appreciate natural, happy little breasts too.
and the researchers behind the female ejaculation bit are morons: it is not urination.
fools.
I'm surprised that "ironic chozzing stories" guy hasn't hijacked this thread yet. What time is it over there?
ABSURDDDDDDDDDDDddd.
and the researchers behind the female ejaculation bit are morons: it is not urination.
fools.
"natural, happy little breasts" is so hilarious and sweet. You should write a Judy Blume type book!
I'm gonna band flat asses from american porn.
quoted because i like normal looking women. and i agree with mirka, publicly, even, on this one
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Giggan, I've never read anything that sounds less like you. Either you forgot the [/facetious] tag, or someone hijacked your profile.
Or I just missed something, such as deep, deep sarcasm. It is still early...
would anybody tell me if i was gettin'... stupider?
I don't know what's worse, your article or this one: http://www.news.com.au/technology/south-australian-state-government-gags...
How come all the political news out of Australia always tends to be bad? Perhaps the good news is just too boring to report in the west, but it seems like every time I read an article about Australian politics its about something absurd. The Australian government doesn't seem to respect free speech like we do here in the states.
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1.) People only believe the bad news
2.) People only remember the bad news
3.) No one gives a damn about politics on a barely populated former British penal colony.
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I was thinking. Maybe this is consumer protection.
According to the Porn thread, all the girls in porn have giant fake tits. Therefore, that is what porn consumers want. By putting girls with little boobies in your movies you are misleading the consumer.
According to the Porn thread, all the girls in porn have giant fake tits. Therefore, that is what porn consumers want. By putting girls with little boobies in your movies you are misleading the consumer.
All porn is false advertising. It's a trap to catch pedophiles. Careful, next time you type "Small boobies" into google you could be fucked, excuse the pun. Even if you were just looking for the bird, booby. Small ones, too.
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Asian women tend to have smaller breasts, so this is kind of racist too.
Separation of religion and porn. Ban on circumcised penis.
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Does anyone else think the girl's boobs in the American Apparel Stripes ad at the top of the Cult are too small? She looks 13....
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I've the penis of a toddler too. Looks like conchiglie pasta.
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Giggan, I've never read anything that sounds less like you. Either you forgot the [/facetious] tag, or someone hijacked your profile.
Or I just missed something, such as deep, deep sarcasm. It is still early...
Hear it how I would have said it. Obviously not expecting a seriose interpretation.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
But four seriose, if people are into seeing women who are of consenting age and happen to have smaller pectorals, the government has no right (to exist)...that, or to restrict the ability of people to see that. Maybe people who would otherwise be pedophiles weren't because small chested women porn was enough for them. There is a group of people, as small a minority as they may be, who will be victims of this policy. That's garbage. This is all part of the speaking out, even when they're not coming for you thing.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Natural, plz. Anysize. Kthxbai.
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There will be no "small minority" affected. Lots of people will be affected. While I'm a fan of porn, I'm not completely oblivious to the fact that, often-times, normal women are expected to perform like porn stars. Maybe not in the loud, obnoxious "OHMYGODYEAHDADDYRIGHTTHEREOOOOHOOOH" kind of way, but there is a level of expectation there that's connected. So not only is there that expectation, but now, female porn stars HAVE to have giant boobs? Who does that NOT affect?
concur!
Fucking reactionaries.
There will be no "small minority" affected. Lots of people will be affected. While I'm a fan of porn, I'm not completely oblivious to the fact that, often-times, normal women are expected to perform like porn stars. Maybe not in the loud, obnoxious "OHMYGODYEAHDADDYRIGHTTHEREOOOOHOOOH" kind of way, but there is a level of expectation there that's connected. So not only is there that expectation, but now, female porn stars HAVE to have giant boobs? Who does that NOT affect?
It also effects pretty much the entire female population that is pressured to LOOK like porn stars. Men are sexualized and conditioned to desire what they see in porn. How are small breasted women supposed to feel adequate, now? Especially being told they look like children. It really makes me sick.
Exactly.
wut?
That's terrible. Now there will be more pressure on women that want to act in adult films to get implants. So much for all kinds of sexy, all sizes, all shapes. Boo.