Alien Invasion

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I'm not one for political discussions and I think this is probably one of the reasons why. Has it really come down to this? I'm praying for a psycho vigilante to step up soon because this is just ridiculous and it wouldn't be too far off if a Batman or Rorschach tipped the scale.

What am I ranting off about? Well apparently National Geographic held a survey as to who would be a better president during intergalactic warfare.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/Decoder-Wire/2012/0627/Alien-attack!-Americans-pick-Obama-over-Romney-to-battle-invasion-from-space

President Obama may be trailing Mitt Romney in the polls on who'd do a better job fixing the economy. But if the Earth ever is attacked by hostile beings from another planet, a strong majority of voters believe Mr. Obama would be superior in dealing with the situation.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-obama-alien...

National Geographic Channel found that nearly 65% of Americans surveyed said they believed that Obama was better able to handle an alien onslaught than the Republican presidential candidate. And no, that's not the kind of alien from another country. It's the green kind, with fangs and tentacles and maybe some slime dripping from its beak-like jaws.

I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or what exactly. It's definitely come down to who would be more fit during a zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, and which super heroes will help the U.S. President save the day.

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FIRST!

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Is that all Amber? Really? So passionate about Creationist Museums but nothing about Aliens and real life Batman's to help us save the world and how our votes are now depending on these theories?

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Also I'm kidding about you being passionate about the Creationist Museum topic. Of all people I thought you would have more to say regarding this topic.

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audreythirteen wrote:
Is that all Amber? Really? So passionate about Creationist Museums but nothing about Aliens and real life Batman's to help us save the world and how our votes are now depending on these theories?

Okay. I didn't read it. I just saw a new topic by Jazzy that had to do with Aliens and excitedly posted FIRST!

I will read it now an probably come back and post some rant in a while because I have to put kids to bed and I am hoping for some fun grownup time at some point tonight after the kids go to bed.

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They better watch out with surveys like that, now people will be freaking out over a possible alien invasion.

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Too bad Arnold can't be president.

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Yes, Arnold for president, because the whole country needs higher prices and rolling brownouts.

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He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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Don't forget near bankruptcy. Arnold did a good job over there huh?

Also, i'm pulling the racism card on this one. People are only saying Obama would do better because he's black and he resembles Will Smith. Everyone knows Republicans are meaner.

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See now if we would've voted for Hillary not only would our economy be in better standing she would Ripley those aliens back into space.

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audreythirteen wrote:

I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or what exactly. It's definitely come down to who would be more fit during a zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, and which super heroes will help the U.S. President save the day.

You do realise what year it is right?

I mean, we only have less than six months left now.

These things are important to sort out!

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the next 6 months are only the beginning not the end

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Insert picture of me with crazy hair here

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A prequel to Ender's Game, sounds like.

Well... let's see... military military military! In that case, both Obama and Romney would do fine. Obama seems like he would be more awesome about it, though. He would probably start a Battle School. Romney's probably never read it.

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A prequel to Ender's Game, sounds like.

Well... let's see... military military military! In that case, both Obama and Romney would do fine. Obama seems like he would be more awesome about it, though. He would probably start a Battle School. Romney's probably never read it.

That's not very Mormon of Romney to not support a fellow Mormon like Orson Scott Card. For shame!

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audreythirteen wrote:
the next 6 months are only the beginning not the end

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There's an alien on my shirt! Ahhh Ffuuuuhhh!!!

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I'm super tiretarded and thought this thread was called 'Allen Iverson' and cracked up at it being here.

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