A War on Dogs?
Kay, now Pit Bulls and a few other breeds are being treated like weapons in New South Wales.
In America, there are already laws in place if your dog attacks someone. The owner is usually held responsible. And we don't have millions of dog maulings.
But hey, maybe that doesn't go far enough. To keep citizens from getting hurt they should all be fitted with special helmets and googles and made to wear padded hockey gloves. Also, they need babysitters.