17 Year Old Schoolgirl Assassins Really Do Exist!

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:10
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2592734/Girl-aged-17-knifes-30...

The schoolgirl stunned cops by owning up to a serial killing spree that started when she was a 15-year-old.

She even SMILED as she reeled off her list of victims - which is feared to make her the world's most prolific teenage serial killer. She calmly bragged to police: "I don't have enough courage to hold a gun - but I can hold a knife."

note to self: don't date any more brazilian girls.

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:16
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Brazilian girls are usually pretty cute though.

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:48
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Holy shit.

that's all I have to say\

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:50
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{Yawn}

She even did the stereotypical smiley-boast thing.

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:55
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Isn't the Sun pretty much like the Weekly World News?

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:01
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nathaniel parker wrote:
Isn't the Sun pretty much like the Weekly World News?


Yeah, but more racist.

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:05
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this makes jailbait even more exciting!

gotta watch for the cops, AND the knife.

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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:09
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nathaniel parker wrote:
Isn't the Sun pretty much like the Weekly World News?


yeah i thought about that when i read the article again. i'm still gonna believe she exists though.

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