Rico Slade Will Give You a Big Sloppy Kiss
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You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
Sure, but how did you come by it?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I went onto the search bar and put in secret page.
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
Ooohh... Clever Mr. Slade. Now as soon as I find said search bar, your book shall be mine, muah-ha-ha!
"...human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to move the stars."
And here I was examining the page source code for invisible links...
This is why we can't have nice things.
I've been a bit late to this party on purpose because I wanted to trim my 'to be read' pile a little before I started adding more to it.
But I got here. I am trying to slowly but surely read all the stuff that people on the cult have had published. Have yet to be disapointed. This one sounds like great fun. I shall be starting on the book later today.
I'd tell him, but his publisher told him that he had until the end of the month to finish his next month and he tore off his legs to escape. Don't know where he is. He's posting on Google+ though. I'd break into his account but I don't really give a shit since no one is using the site. Probably just a bunch of dudes who don't got any legs.
In that case, when you do next see him, punch him in the face for me and tell him the book was funny as fuck. Beat him with a copy of the book if you like.
It was a good laugh. I shall have to check out the others at some point.
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Dude, the book is pretty wimpy as far as using it for a weapon goes. No good for beating. I need a hardbound copy of The Bible with barbed wire tangled around it.
Congrats and shit for not being my grandma. I can totally beat her ass.
Listen up, nerds. There's a deal going on right now at Amazon where you can buy certain books and get 4 books for the price of 3. And a whole bunch of the books are bizarro books (including the one where I will fucking kill you). So here's a link to some dude's blog that lists all the bizarro books that are part of the deal: http://carltonmellick.com/2011/07/19/4-for-3-deal-at-amazon-com/
There's a whole bunch of other books that are part of the deal, but I don't really give a crap about most of them cause reading sucks. To Kill a Mockingbird is part of the deal though and it might be badass since it's about killing mockingbirds and shit.
So I was reading Rico Slade, enjoying the crap out of it, turning the fucking pages a bunch of fucking times, and then the book ended. What the crap?
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Yo, this month is almost over. Have you bought Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You yet? If not, I’m gonna track you down and beat the crap out of you. You don’t want to make me angry. You don’t want to wait until next month to buy the book. You don’t want Bradley to use his royalties to buy food and pay rent. You want to buy the book before the end of the month so your money will get donated to the American Decency Association to help them fight the war against pornography and indecency. I’m Rico Slade and I know what you want and what’s best for you!
This is Bradley. I got my account back from Rico by using explosives. Sorry you guys had to put up with him.
Thank God! That guy was an asshole! Good to have you back Bradley.
please don't tell him I said that...
Thanks, Pete. I won't tell on you, but he'll probably see your comment himself. You probably should watch your back. You don't want to have to staple-gun your legs back onto your body like I had to do.
You're dead
Ebook stuff:
The price for Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You has been lowered.
For a limited time, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is free for Kindle, Nook, and on Smashwords.
Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel is now available for Kindle.
Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel is now available for Kindle.
Yay!
I want it on nook!
(even though I already own a physical copy - I just find reading on my nook easier and more convenient.)
Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You is free for Kindle for the next five days: http://www.amazon.com/Rico-Slade-Will-Fucking-ebook/dp/B004UVQTPK
Fuck yes.
Jess, it's pretty awesome. You guys are lucky, reading it for the first time.
grab it!
This is why we can't have nice things.
link me you bastid!
This is why we can't have nice things.