HELL: A Novel
In the town of Hell, North Dakota, seven teenagers lose their souls in a cesspool of drugs, sex, and violence.
The school year starts off like any other---Dave and Irene locking lips in the library, Chad checking out the hot girls, Randy beating up a freshman, April smoking behind the gym, and Megan hiding a case of beer in her car while contemplating the size of Dave's dick. But as the year progresses, their lives spiral out of control. At the junior prom, none of them may survive, when a gun-wielding maniac opens fire on the festivities.
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High school was just so awesome, I'd love to relive it in hardcover.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
If it provides any form of comfort, most the student body is either shot in the face or gets AIDS.
So... You're going for the Twilight market?
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Granted, that's a helluva market to rake in some cake.
Is there a market for people who like to read about self-destructive teens doing meth, fucking each other's eyeballs out, and shooting each other?
I think it's a tough sell.
I think it's a dead genre.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Hrm. When we say "fucking each other's eyeballs out", are we being literal? If not, then no, not such a tough sell. If so, somewhat smaller market, but actually a much easier sell.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I guess what I mean to say is, except for possible penile/eye-socket penetration, it's pretty-much an ABC After-School Special, plot-wise.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'm going more for an HBO after-school special.
Sadly, no. I never thought to add a scene that involved penile/eye socket penetration. There is a scene where a girl bites off a guy's dick and feeds it to him. I'm sure there's a market for that. Probably not the kinda people I'd want to meet on the street.
But who am I to judge?
We all get off in different ways.
wut
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
An HBO after-school special would have to have a lot more tits.
You have any idea how hard it is to bite through a penis?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
You have any idea how hard it is to bite through a penis?
Oddly, you say this with such authority that it wouldn't surprise me if you knew...
"Plus, if I go too long without writing I start to turn into a real asshole." -misterwoe
"She'll like what she's told to like." -Mo'Don
I heard it took them three tries before they got all the way through in Garp.
"You have any idea how hard it is to bite through a penis?"
No, I can't say I do.
I'd assume it'd depend on the size of the dick.
Oh, there's tits. There's scenes in HELL that wouldn't even be allowed on HBO. Maybe a Cinemax after school special?
"Hey kids...don't let your English teacher do you up the ass with a dildo. No matter how hot she is. You could get an infection."
The More You Know!
this sounds simply awful.
Sounds like a boatload of teen cliche's. But sometimes I enjoy things like that. I'll take a look at it.
Man is the cruelest animal.