Email From A Vampire - Seriously

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Nigel Cooper
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Hi all

Just thought I'd give my very own debut novel a little plug. It is available now for Amazon Kindle, paperback in a few weeks.

It's called Email From A Vampire. If you like TrueBlood, you'll love this. London based vampire romance story, but with gritty violence and a rather erotic chapter.

Link to the Kindle version is:

http://www.amazon.com/Email-From-A-Vampire-ebook/dp/B008PIDXNA/ref=sr_1_...

My site is:

www.nigelcooperauthor.com

Thanks for reading, and thank you for your support.

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Bill/Eric erotica, fuck yeah!

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Noahrm23
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So it's Nonfiction?

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I guess I'll have to throw out all my Anne Rice to make room.

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You should throw out your Anne Rice anyway.

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Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Noahrm23
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Go check out the website. Its Glorious.

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Throw all your Anne Rice at the same sex marriage weddings or chick fil-a's depending on what you prefer.

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big S
He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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Man i really need to write a book.

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Yeah, I've been thinking the same thing. Think I'm going to finish my detective novel this fall.

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audreythirteen wrote:
Throw all your Anne Rice at the same sex marriage weddings or chick fil-a's depending on what you prefer.

I'm dictating a book about the future where scientists take the frozen stem cell DNA from ultra rich homo's and make test tube progeny from it by altering the sex of one of the partners, growing a fetus, and then jacking the sperm or egg from that fetus etc. Once the president of chick fil a finds out he shoots himself in the head because he realizes this is hell.

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Nigel is the least erotic erotic fiction name ever. I'm into it.

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Basil Herringbone has penned a few dirty limericks in his day.

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Randall "Skip" Rhys-Cornmuffin has a gallery of naughty etchings he'd like to show you.

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Phwoar.

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Noahrm23
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Man I was hoping Randal would stick around. I kind of wants to read his book, but outloud, and really drunk, to strangers.

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big S
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I dare you

Noahrm23
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I will make videos. But really read his website, its great.
"She was totally astounded and blown away by his writing style saying that she could literally see, hear, feel and smell every paragraph"
The smells alone must be great.

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I don't want to smell erotic vampire fiction.

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Blood lots of blood. That's what I imagine you'd smell.

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