Ditz Lit Sucks

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The "Ditz Lit Backlash" Facebook page is now available for readers who wish to express their lack of love for Ditz Lit classics such as Twilight, Hunger Games, 50 Shades etc..

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Holy Cutting Social Commentary, Batman!

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The Hunger Games is not "ditz lit"

And nice promotion, with a link and everything....

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Why would I want to immerse myself in conversation about things I don't like?

As well, I haven't read the hunger games yet, but from everything I hear they are worth reading.

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They are quite worth reading, they are also young adult books.

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Trevor has the first two so I might get to reading them soon, and pick up the last one for him (and me).

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You'll like them.

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I've read the first one. It was pretty good.

Now Twilight and 50 Shades - def "Ditz Lit."

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I won't argue with that.

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What the hell is Ditz Lit?

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An attempt at creating a new buzzword?

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Uh oh. You have some backlash on your backlash.

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labelleza wrote:
Uh oh. You have some backlash on your backlash.

Haha

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I'm guessing it means poorly written books that ditzy girls enjoy.

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They are. I blame auto correct on my phone

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As Tuffy said to me yesterday, "the grammarian in me just 'sploded."

But I tend to agree with you.

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No wait, that was today, I think.

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