You want to know.
I'm new here. Well new as a user. But how I do love this site.
I first came upon Palahniuk when I was in 10th grade. I was in pottery class and a girl at my table was reading a book with the most interesting cover. She was reading choke. I asked her how the book was, and all she could say was amazing. I read it and loved it and since then I have read all of his books. I've loved all of them for different reasons.
I feel he is an amazing writer and I really dig his books.
Good arms vs bad arms will win hands down.
I did not. I should have. I asked my mommy dearest to get it for me for Christmas. She did. She also got me The Visual Encyclopedia of Serial Killers and Mein Kampf that year.
Good arms vs bad arms will win hands down.
You are a basic newb. You are like all other newbs. You are nothing new.
Hi!
so unpalahniukian
I am not like all other newbs, unless all other newbs are like me. And they are not. I am the only me I know of, so that makes me the only newb I know of as well.
And what is it to be unpalahniukian?
Good arms vs bad arms will win hands down.
I like this. Go mom!
Welcome, Hailey. 
Very much so. The Visual Encyclopedia of Serial Killers has since become my favorite book.
Good arms vs bad arms will win hands down.
Hmmmm. I have the encyclopedia of serial killlers, but it's not visual! Would yours include pictures of victims?
Yes. Not like a mass amount for each killer. But almost all of the killers have at least one picture of a victim, and then for the killers that had pictures, those would be in there, and then the ones that had drawings because they were never found were in there as well. And some are pictures from when they are in court and things like that. But yeah vivid pictures of the victims it shows.
Good arms vs bad arms will win hands down.
i love choke, is mein kampf a chuck book?
Yes Mein Kampf is a Chuck book. Chuck really hates Jews.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
hope its better than diary
duh! cuz jews hate homos!
Yes, Mein Kampf is a chuckle book. One of the funniest ever.
do jews really hate homos?
Wait, CHUCKS GAYYYYYYYYY, oh wait i knew that.
and ya, Jews hate Gays. Gays hate Italians, so on and so forth.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I forget - who hates blond hair blue eyed Germans?
Me. I'm self-loathing.
There is hope, but not for us.
Me too Jane
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Man, threads get hijacked pretty fast around here...
Aburke6666
so... mein kampf isnt really a chuck book? you were just lampooning me
Not that it's a bad thing.
Aburke6666
It's called Google. Have you heard of it?
google? by chuck palahniuk?
I was in science class and akid at my table was reading mein Kampf and I said can I rad and he said yeah and I did and got it for my birthday.
That would be awesome. It'd have repeating lines like...
Did you mean ___?
Did you mean ___?
Did you mean ___?
So do you strive to one day be part of this Serial killer book? Because if your a Chuck fan you had better be.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
hahaha thats the first time ive actually laughed while on this site lol
laughing bout did you mean did you mean
could already be in there for all you know... for all i know even
Fuck, because of Chuck were all going to get hunted down. DAMN YOU CHUCK.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
i dont get it, i got told off for swearing when i signed up. i got so upset i logged off and had a little cry, but when i actually sit look through the forums you're all at it! what is it, a black thing? cos i aint black
You swore in shoutbox. NO SWEARING IN SHOUTBOX LADY!
Or Titles.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
so i can say fuck anywhere else? thank fuck for that. i was going fucking mental...er
You're allowed to say it twice per day.
uhoh...
jk
How many people do you have to kill to be considered a serial killer? Like, before that number, you're just a major asshole?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Three or more murders, also the criteria has a lot to do in the methods or the MO of the particular killer and rituals and whatnot. Plus Serial killers take breaks between kills and eventually get all antsy in their pansty and need to kill again later sometime years later.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I went places and came back. By places, I mean nowhere. I like it when things get hi-jacked. Not really. I couldn't really make a list of hi-jacked items that I dug. Whatever.
Anyways, since I left and went nowhere, I have started reading some Carlton Mellick III. One book really. The Haunted Vagina. It was interesting. I liked the way it ended, and I can honestly say I have never read anything with a similar plot line. But maybe I haven't branched out enough. There could be haunted vaginas everywhere.
I think next I might read Shatnerquake which is suppose to be about a world filled with William Shatner's, and people worship Bruce Campbell, as they rightly should. Or if it's not completely about it, that is some parts.
So yeah. I think sleep might be happening soon enough, but I also thought that about an hour ago, when I logged on to just check some stuff. That's what this place does. Pulls you in, into it's haunted vagina.
Good arms vs bad arms will win hands down.
Did you steal it from the girl in your class?