You are feeling sleepy. Very, very sleepy.

Hello and Welcome

Im stuck for words.

I see you are fond of the cucumbers on the eyes trick for reducing puffiness. Can you give us more beauty tips?

[QUOTE=zoobot;993835]Hello there everyone! Now that you're all hypnotized, I'm going to make you all take off your clothes, and jump around whilst drooling all over yourselves.

Let the madness begin.[/QUOTE]

Well, hell... You aint gotta do all that hypnotizin'. Just say the word. I'm always down with the all-nude, drool-jump. :arms:

?retsboL

maercS! lioB, lioB!

Let it be known this is not the best use of cucumbers.

And yes I do have another beauty tip: fall through a glass door.

I've been looking through the forums, and obviously "Lobster" has a special meaning in this community that I'm as clueless as Keanu Reaves' face about. Someone tell me what it means, please?

Your jargon is alienating, probably like my sense of humour. :theyareon :theyareon

Just the other day I saw a girl put a whole cucumber in her ass to avoid puffiness.

[QUOTE=TornadoOfSouls;996042]Just the other day I saw a girl put a whole cucumber in her ass to avoid puffiness.[/QUOTE]

Um. You watched a girl do this?

Pickles after cucumbers? Don't you know anything about etiquette? Everybody knows that cucumbers must be followed by meat.

My older sister once sexed a cucumber, and then washed it and put it back.

My family is fucking crazy.

Nympho-Vegans

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;996056]My older sister once sexed a cucumber, and then washed it and put it back.

My family is fucking crazy.[/QUOTE]

waste not want not :spam:

I was twelve, and watching Saturday morning cartoons. It was SO unnecessary...

Older sister sexing a cucumber while watching Saturday morning cartoons.

I'm getting a woody.

[QUOTE=TornadoOfSouls;996063]Older sister sexing a cucumber while watching Saturday morning cartoons.

I'm getting a woody.[/QUOTE]
Yep, for all of us who AREN'T her brother, that's one heck of an awesome story. For you, I guess not so much.

[QUOTE=xec8;993859]?retsboL[/QUOTE]Instant happy feeling washes over me.

[QUOTE=zoobot;995931]I've been looking through the forums, and obviously "Lobster" has a special meaning in this community that I'm as clueless as Keanu Reaves' face about. Someone tell me what it means, please?

[/QUOTE]
You'll never know!!! If it makes you feel any better, neither will we.

[QUOTE=Caligula7;996141]Yep, for all of us who AREN'T her brother, that's one heck of an awesome story. For you, I guess not so much.[/QUOTE]

Someone needs a big hug!

hey welcome to the cult ....... I hope you enjo.... ZzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz

[QUOTE=Caligula7;996141]Yep, for all of us who AREN'T her brother, that's one heck of an awesome story. For you, I guess not so much.[/QUOTE]

I hate my life.

But I'll hate it slightly less if you all barrage her with that story next time she's on.

Okay I never watch the flavor of love, but my sister seriously watches that VH1 celeb stuff 24 hours a day. She said the girls went through a makeover, then they announced the winners, yet the "after thoughts" portion of the show... they were back to looking like the "before looks"? SO she believes that they filmed the "announcement" part (make-over)of the show after they filmed the two girls saying " oh I can't believe i made it to hollywood...blah".. and the other girl saying " God, we made it..!!yeah!!" or whatever they said.( not made over anymore). Mind you these were full makeovers.. hairstyles, dyes, cuts etc.. you know the works. SO how could this happen? Explain? I Thought it was a disaster in the way it appeared.. edit/ script problems or bad judgement? hmm. you decide america, you decide.

anyone interested in typing a response.. that would be cool. i need feedback.

oh and welcome to the new person, just like me. (semi-new) "i'll take that"