Yo.
How's it going?
I'm a 28-year-old English major dropout. I spend my time working, drinking wine and reading. Pretty much in that order. For the last six months I have been on a Palahniuk/Christopher Moore bender. Haunted is in the lead for favorite Palahniuk novel.
It's a pleasure to meet everyone and hopefully we'll have nice conversations (or not nice, if you're into that sort of thing 
).
If you had to express all that is you with one 150 KB picture, what would it be?
@Noahrm23: A Fuzzy Navel.
@labelleza: 
Well give yourself an avatar, guy! I cannot take you serious or even look you in the eyes until you do so!
Advice taken. Thank you.
what is your favorite sammich? (in detail, please)
Thinly sliced roast beef. Red onion, tomato, leaf lettuce. Smoked cheddar. Garlic mayonnaise, spicy mustard. All squeezed together in between a sliced french loaf.
Do you like frogs?
you'll do well here.
I like you. Don't ever leave me.
I love frogs. I was debating on frogs or fish. I want a few of one or the other. I would name them Asdrubal and Orlando.
Do you like Turtles?
I like sea turtles
I like chocolate miiiiillllllk
Turtles are alright. Unsurprisingly, they taste like chicken.
This is why we can't have nice things.
They do. Oddly I hate chicken but love turtles.
@labelleza: That picture. Very awesome. Crazy My Little Pony?
@Tuffy: I think we made the same post, somewhat backwards.
hey, welcome to the cult !!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Yeah, what he said!
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Tortoises are far better than any turtle I have ever met.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
If you were confronted by a bear in a bar, what would he be drinking?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy