yet another newbie
Howdie all.
I'm new to the Cult. But I love Chuck Palahniuk's writing. He has influenced my own writing style, and many have his books have matured my view on this, stupid, post-modern world.
I'm thinking of using the Writing Workshops to my advantage but just wanted to say i'm new, and my name is James. But you can call me Lockwood. I guess. Its the name of the setting of the book im writing.
My fav. Chuck Novel is Haunted.
Sup yall?
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we're off to see the wizard. would you like to join us, Lockwood?
Looks like Spunck's life is dull and pointless.
welcome james. tea is served at three and there are croquet matches out by the front lawn.
lol three is a bit early for tea isn't it?
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no it's not. trust me.
i prefer to take my tea at 2:59
now that's just weird.
no, it's just good planning.
Screw Tea.
Coffee is where its all at ;]
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coffee is served at 5:59am,
just as the sun is rising,
alone on your apartment balcony,
looking out into the yawning city below,
with a cigarette,
in your nightgown,
hair still a mess,
and it's just quiet...
Sounds good to be. Welcome. 
You guys are missing the key thing here..........and it worries me...........there is no Tea (well decent Tea) without cake, so wheres the cakes at?
I'm kinda new like James, been lurking here a while. Submitted some stuff to the workshop a while back.
James i recommend that you sign up just to read the essays. They are a valuable resource and a rare commodity in the cut throat world of writing (ooohhh yeah i went there.....cut throat world). I paid my joining fee and find myself re-reading essays all the time and learning something new from them.
Although im a n00b i plan on getting in this anthology.
"If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man." - Tom Waits
I have nasty habits,
I take my tea at three.
My best friend he shoots water rats
And feeds them to his geese.
Richards and Jagger.
There are no pacts between lions and men.
Martin Barker, your noobie status is showing, we have cake comin out of our Kazoo.
There are no pacts between lions and men.
NO WAY!
I like your user ID. Welcome.
Thanks, but i've been here awhile.
He originally suggested tea at three. Cakes, I mean.
Wait, no. It's early and I haven't had coffee.
Cakes is the person that originally suggested tea. Most confusing nickname ever, btw.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Welcome, Jimmy.