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Hello Interwebs.

I've been reading Chuck for a while, but just recently stumbled upon the Cult. As a wannabe writer the workshop is what intrigues me most. I'm excited to start reading every bodies stuff and submitting some of my own. I figure that my work will either draw enough compliments to give my ego an erection or i will get enough criticism to abandon my literary aspirations and accept the life of relatively mindless physical labor that I have already created for myself.

As an introduction to me goes, here it is:

I live in Alaska and enjoy drinking and playing with guns. As for the drinking, I prefer fancy microbrews, imported beer that comes in corked bottles, and Scotch. As for guns, anything that goes boom will do.

I work too much and like to build custom cars.

I play guitar badly and pretend that I can freestyle rap.

I write internet comedy things like this one.

http://www.cracked.com/article/16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-...

There's me in a nutshell. If I left anything out, ask.