Where's a witty title when you need one?
Yeah I was going to say something clever to garner attention but my humor hath failed me.
Hi everyone! I actually made an account here nigh upon a year ago, but promptly forgot about it for some reason. Having no soul, and subsequently a myspace, I saw a bullitin from Chuck's account and ventured here out of curiousity. After pounding my head on the keyboard (My email CAN'T already be registered! WHAT IS THIS?), questioning how many personalities I really did have, and then remembering that it was me who registered, I decided to become an active member. Here I am!
My love affair with Chuck's brain began when I glimpsed Brad Pitt's abs on the t.v as I passed by it. Yes, I will admit to being shallow. I slumped into the couch to watch the rest of the movie for the eye candy factor alone, teenage girl hormones assauged, when I was struck with the acutal content. Wierd, huh?
Since then I've read Fight Club, Lullaby, Haunted, and most recently Choke, all of which I love. Chuck has become my litarary god in a way, because I admire his ability to write the most distrubing goddamn things I have ever read; with real style no less.
I've been writing since the 7th grade, the begining of that epoch being about five years ago. Yes, I am jail bait. Anyway, this seems like a really cool place to knock ideas around and talk about the infamous Mr.P. Fans of such a cool guy have to be cool people, right?
Other favorite writers include Kafka, King, Stienbeck, and other people whose name's become increasingly harder to spell. (Dostoy...esk..vy? Fuck).
So I hope you all will not begrude me my young years and infantile sense of humor, as annoying as they may become.
Have a lovely new year everyone! 
Thanks! I dig your icon by the way. I'd KILL for a giant pink bunny suit.
Yeah Brad Pitt. Yum. Even in a fuzzy purple bathrub. *sigh*
Welcome
You like King? Then surely you will agree Cujo is a great name for a cat?
I acknowledge your existence.
Barca Boy; I think it's a great name for a Cat. I don't think I would pet said cat, though. Thank you for the welcome.
Nathanial Parker: Thank you. I can now die happy.
FUCK YOU!
Nah, I'm delighted you're here. You seem very eloquent. Don't be offended if people insult you. It goes down all the time around these parts.
My name is Phil.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Hey Phil, thanks for the fuck you. Conditioning, right? 
My friend calls me radical edward. So, i mean, i like your avatar, i guess.
Welcome, young lady.
If one were to employ a zombie, what would the job be? I would assume the applications of a zombie for hire would be quite limited. Do you find this to be true or do you know of special skills I may have overlooked?
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
You've ignored the most special of skills.
When I read your user title I sing it like that Kings of Leon song, Sex is on fire, but instead sing, "Zombie for hire".
ejrathke: Yay! A fellow Beboper. Wow that sounds kind of gay. Better than space cowboy though.
synnove: Well it depends on how you look at it. Limited in range of motion, certainly. But also limited emotionally; and it really can be argued that THAT has its uses. A wide range of uses, if you will. So essentially zombies, through their limitations, are unlimited in ways we are not, thus broadening their repertoire of applicable uses.
Plus I sell them cheap.
Smarazboy: I'm flattered that you have already made a song in my honor. When will the rest be finished.
Welcome. Excited about the Cowboy Bebop movie? You think Keanu is going to fuck it up?
ahoy and moo to you, young lady.
Minerva: I didn't know about it until ten minutes ago. I thought you were kidding.
Well, it was nice knowing you guys--however briefly that may have been. I'm going to go kill myself now.
That was my first reaction anyway. Keanu Reeves? What the fuck? All I associate with him is freaking Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Damien: for your ahoy and subsequent moo, you will be included in my will. Anything you want specifically?
Where's a non-amateur noob when you need one?
Kidding. But I gotta say, I don't like what you're doing with your life, avatar-wise.
synnove: Well it depends on how you look at it. Limited in range of motion, certainly. But also limited emotionally; and it really can be argued that THAT has its uses. A wide range of uses, if you will. So essentially zombies, through their limitations, are unlimited in ways we are not, thus broadening their repertoire of applicable uses.
Plus I sell them cheap.
Smarazboy: I'm flattered that you have already made a song in my honor. When will the rest be finished.
I like you
I'm hardcore like that.
But I gotta say, I don't like what you're doing with your life, avatar-wise.
I am utterly baffled by your comment.
Ejrathke: I like you too!
Minerva: you pretty much rocked my world with that one. 10 points.
Really, though: You're the most interesting new writer here in awhile.
I would be careful with the compliments! My ego is unmanageable as it is.
Thank you though! That's very nice of you to say.
I'm going to cough up that magical $39.99(I think that's how much it is, anyway) because I'm very interested in the workshop dynamic which may or may not be going on here. It is rather hush hush unless you're a member, but I'm willing to take the dive.
odd. did i connect with you on another thread? i cant seem to find my post here. hmm. the cult's lurking wordmonster must be back. or i was too drunk. anyway, if i hadnt mentioned it yet, welcome to the cult, i too like you, and think youre interesting. i look forward to seeing you in the workshop.
-kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
I hate to be the asshole here, but i'm missing this whole "interesting" part. I mean, sure, she seems a fairly smart person and doesn't write in internet lingo, but so have a hundred others that have joined and no ones ever gone out of their way to call them interesting before.
Does everyone just have a hunch or something or have I missed a post? Or is everyone still riding that nicey-nicey feeling from the holidays?
And i don't want to scare anyone off. This post isn't to say zombieforhire is worthless or anything like that. Just that everyone seems to be acting really weird here lately.
I mean, maybe if she said she was a dirt bike daredevil or something, i could see it.
(i dont think she meant to take away any of your thunder, nate. you still rock. i swear.)
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Thor himself could not take away my thunder!
she does have a certain wit about her and doesn't seem to mind that we're talking as though she's not here.
zombie, i want a dog.
I'd like to think this newb thread has been successful because I was the second post. The second post most definitely determines how a thread will go.
Does everyone just have a hunch or something or have I missed a post? Or is everyone still riding that nicey-nicey feeling from the holidays?
And i don't want to scare anyone off. This post isn't to say zombieforhire is worthless or anything like that. Just that everyone seems to be acting really weird here lately.
I mean, maybe if she said she was a dirt bike daredevil or something, i could see it.
Ahahahahahaha.
I like you Nathaniel Parker. I think you're interesting.
zombie, i want a dog.
I'm not really sure how to help you there. You can have mine, as I am suspicious she is the devil incarnate. I Cujo, really.
Welcome. You'll find there are many youngins about.
As far as Brad Pitt goes, I'm not gay or headed that way, but if there was someone to make me change teams, it'd be him... if he was gay, I mean.