What treasures Google can bring!

No need to throw yourself at my mercy, Busta Rhymes. Welcome.

Welcome zBu

Me and hashy were talking about goodle earlier, how you can get some very funny images from unexpected search words.

For example, [URL=http://ipac.jpl.nasa.gov/media_images/ssc2003-06a.jpg]porn[/URL]

Were you one of those guests who kept looking in the Lohan thread? I hope not. Perv. Hello.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Were you one of those guests who kept looking in the Lohan thread? I hope not. Perv. Hello.[/QUOTE]

The same thought ran in my mind. Knew I should've posted that. [SIZE=1]Fucker.[/SIZE]

Hi.

[QUOTE=Undertow]The same thought ran in my mind. Knew I should've posted that. [SIZE=1]Fucker.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Ha, I jumped at the chance to post that. Relax Carbomb, you shall have your day.

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]
I slowly considered my position in this port of electronic calling. Do I simply walk through every day, a faceless number watching the movements of those who replace their numbers with names? Or do I give myself a name and throw myself at the mercy of this mysterious Cult?[/QUOTE]

i dig the name, Fuzzbusta. what kind of fuzz are you bustin?

Whatever Fuzz you happen to find, I bust. Cops, errant hairs, etc etc.

And no, I have never looked at the Lohan or other similar threads that the google spiders get their grimey tentacles into and throw into the pit for the pervs out there to feast on.

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]Whatever Fuzz you happen to find, I bust. Cops, errant hairs, etc etc.

And no, I have never looked at the Lohan or other similar threads that the google spiders get their grimey tentacles into and throw into the pit for the pervs out there to feast on.[/QUOTE]

i have a chronic bellybutton fuzz problem. it smells.

when it's not looking, i grab it with my thumb and middle finger, throw it in there air, and skeet shoot it with an invisiblie revolver that i have on my hip.

i was an only child.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i have a chronic bellybutton fuzz problem. it smells.

when it's not looking, i grab it with my thumb and middle finger, throw it in there air, and skeet shoot it with an invisiblie revolver that i have on my hip.

i was an only child.[/QUOTE]
People, this is gold. Gold!

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]People, this is gold. Gold![/QUOTE]

i wear lots of sweaters, ok?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]People, this is gold. Gold![/QUOTE]

It's like having the weirdo at the door of the Cult greeting the newcomers. If they survive snuffy, they can survive the Cult.

Welcome aboard fellow newb. May the forum Gods be kind, and why do you need lube? The blood should to the job just fine.

Howdy Fuzz~ if you don't mind me immediately moving to the shortened, endearment form of your name.

Great "how I got here" story. I'm beginning to feel like we are all involved in a real world version of "LOST." Each of us slowly affecting the thousand-yard stare of impending flashback as day by day we uncover astounding coincidences that imply some overarching intelligence turning our paths toward this unavoidable destination. And as with "LOST," I really hope [I]our[/I] story resolves in some fashion other than the obvious: dude, we're all dead and stuck between dimensions.

Although that would be kind of cool and would lead to some interesting new threads. I can't think of another group of folks with whom I'd rather be stuck between dimensions.

Make yourself at home, Fuzz. Watch out for the occasional trebuchet....

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]It's like having the weirdo at the door of the Cult greeting the newcomers. If they survive snuffy, they can survive the Cult.[/QUOTE]
I would say he is more like that carny who yells (howler?) for people's attention and directs them to the freak show.

"Step right up and witness what happens when brothers and sisters have childrem. In the first cage you have Bro Supreme, the double headed chronic masturbater. In the next one you will see Mikandrewz the pin head who can guess you sex almost 50% of the time. Brak (i <3 u) the bearded lady, will treat you right as long as you don't mind being tickled by her flavor saver.
If you dare make it all the way thru, you shall see the remains of the thing they called Landers. Just being in its presence you will feel ridiculed and less of a man and possibly violated. Hurry hurry folks."

Hiya fuzzy wuzzy. Welcome aboard.

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]Like a junkie jonesing for a fix to satiate my desire of knowledge and a place to observe humanity in new environments that wouldn't crush my puny net soul with outbursts of "pwned"...[/QUOTE]

Steer clear of Ozymandias then or he will squish your soul like a grape. And then eat it.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Hiya fuzzy wuzzy. Welcome aboard.

Steer clear of Ozymandias then or he will squish your soul like a grape.[/QUOTE]

Steer clear of Ozymandias just in general. He's sixty and grouchy.

I say: Heh.

But [I]he[/I] would say: I'm full of mirth, Goddammit!!!

hey make yourself at home. and stay away from frank. he raped and murdered the last new guy

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/animasola/newbiecoffin.jpg[/IMG]

*sniffles* I can feel the love, and it feels like a giant tub of jello mixed with ice cream and hot fudge. Squishy, yummy, and utterly unhealthy. I'm right at home.

quick edit: And oh yeah, I'm already familiar with Ozy's temperment. I feel fully prepared.

did anyone else ever see that movie "Superfuzz"? with ernie borgnine ?

yeah hi welcome to this place you new guy you !

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]*sniffles* I can feel the love, and it feels like a giant tub of jello mixed with ice cream and hot fudge. Squishy, yummy, and utterly unhealthy. I'm right at home.

quick edit: And oh yeah, I'm already familiar with Ozy's temperment. I feel fully prepared.[/QUOTE]

He gets angry but he's totally harmless, like an angry rabbit or a midget that wants to beat you up but when he runs towards you you can just put your hand on the top of this head and hold him at arms length.

Welcome to the cult fuzz.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]It's like having the weirdo at the door of the Cult greeting the newcomers. If they survive snuffy, they can survive the Cult.[/QUOTE]

i'll kill you.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'll kill you.[/QUOTE]

You're just proving his point.

[QUOTE=Undertow]You're just proving his point. :D[/QUOTE]

you son of a BITCH!!!!!

how's the new house?

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]Ah hoy hoy!

So, one day at work I finished reading Diary. Being that I am overpaid for doing nothing, I figure I'll do some personal research. Firing up the grand ship Internet Explorer, the brainchild of the geek lord Gates, I type into the alter of Google. The infinite reach of the Gods of Google reviewed my query of "Waytansea Island." After careful deliberation, I sort out their results (actually it was the first to come up) to the most relevant mention of the phrase in intarweb history.

Lo and Behold, it was The Cult. It's draw was immediate, my eyes fixated and my brain addicted. Like a junkie jonesing for a fix to satiate my desire of knowledge and a place to observe humanity in new environments that wouldn't crush my puny net soul with outbursts of "pwned" by the l337 kiddies sitting at their glowing thrones being masters of their immediate universe.

I slowly considered my position in this port of electronic calling. Do I simply walk through every day, a faceless number watching the movements of those who replace their numbers with names? Or do I give myself a name and throw myself at the mercy of this mysterious Cult? (In all truth I was waiting for some spare cash in my bank account to pre-pay a year)

So I throw myself at your mercy. Please be gentle. All I ask is just use at least a tiny dab of lube.[/QUOTE]

We really seem to be riding a wave of great new cultists (Liquidmice, Luddy et al - I'm looking at [I]you[/I]).

Consider this a hearty, meaty, welcome (from a man with an outsized head)

[IMG]http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/RBL/RBL129/C4_00.jpg[/IMG]

welcome nice to see the fresh faces

oh and snuffy is more like one of those monks handing out flowers at the airport.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]welcome nice to see the fresh faces

oh and snuffy is more like one of those monks handing out flowers at the airport.[/QUOTE]

or handing out leis at the airport in hawaii.

nah the lei people are hot, besides you already have the buzzed head.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]nah the lei people are hot, besides you already have the buzzed head.[/QUOTE]

i would skip you.

no you wouldn't

[QUOTE=mr_hash]no you wouldn't[/QUOTE]

yeah, i would. and then i'd kick you.

pah-leeze if ya skipped me you'd be on the ground crying "mommy no"

[QUOTE=mr_hash]pah-leeze if ya skipped me you'd be on the ground crying "mommy no"[/QUOTE]

you'd be all like "where's my flower?" and i'd be like "me no speaka dee engrish"

and then i would kick you in the head, you'd fall down. and i'd throw a cheap carnation at your head.

Just remember, if she gives you the middle finger of love, it's all good.

[QUOTE=Undertow]Just remember, if she gives you the middle finger of love, it's all good.[/QUOTE]
Mike you're number one
and snuffy you're number 2

[QUOTE=mr_hash]Mike you're number one
and snuffy you're number 2[/QUOTE]

you've been waiting to use that for years, haven't you? well at least it's an update from your "mommy no" jokes, which are about as old as your hairstyle.

i'll fight you.

[img]http://www.hellninjacommando.net/movie/pics/shaolinsoccer2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=mr_hash]Mike you're number one
and snuffy you're number 2[/QUOTE]

Oh awesome, I get the American version of being flipped off, and Snuffy gets the British version! You're so cultured, Hash!!!

[QUOTE=Smartazboy] Brak (i <3 u) the bearded lady, will treat you right as long as you don't mind being tickled by her flavor saver....[/QUOTE]

Aww. <3 I didn't see this yesterday. At least the hair stops at my chin and so you'll never think there's taco meat on my chest.

Flavor saver? Dare I ask...?

you know beard cause you get food in it. I think.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]you know beard cause you get food in it. I think.[/QUOTE]

Oh, geez. This makes perfect sense. I was thinking along the lines of a feather or something because of the tickle part. Dar.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Flavor saver? Dare I ask...?[/QUOTE]

I'm curious to know wtf this is too.......

Flavor saver is indeed another term for a beard. Like Hash said its because food gets stuck in there, and can besaved for later. Also it kinda works as a sponge or mop where it soaks up the flavor of what ever you are eating when it spills on to said beard.
I used to think it was something dirtier than that. I won't go into detail, but yeah...

Flavor saver.

Ahh ok, for some reason I was thinking savor.

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]Ah hoy hoy![/QUOTE]

A simpsons fan i reckon. i use that line to answer the phone all the time. i watched a show about the invention of the phone. ahoy hoy was the alternative to "hello" when the inventors were deciding on using the phone. I suppose both were used for a while

Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy. Hell I'm an animation junkie, japanime included, at least more recently I've gotten back into it heavily.

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy. Hell I'm an animation junkie, japanime included, at least more recently I've gotten back into it heavily.[/QUOTE]
oh I forgot to give props on the critic avatar, i love that guy. I miss that toon,

Same here. Which reminds me I have to go on a DVD buying binge with my next paycheck and pick The Critic set up while I'm at it.

I love the way the critic eats. muwncha muwncha muwncha its great