welcome to the fray?
Hi all. I was a lurker several years ago... back when Chuck was doing his essays on how to hone your writing skills for this site to be exact, but I since changed emails and forgot all my other registration info.
So I've rejoined, hoping to remain a bit more active this go around.
Saw Fight Club in the theatre way back when, immediately went on a hunt to find and read the book, then found Choke (saw that when it came out, too), and I've pre-ordered every book since. Favorite is Invisible Monsters, but was completely amused by the collection of essays published about Fight Club.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
Wait. Can I change my name? I like your version better.
Dallas is fantastic. It's all the douche bag 30k millionaires I can't stand.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
Welcome, Crustypants.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Hi there crustypanties!
Hey, I also got called Crispy in Milk as a child, too. Still not sure why, but don't leave that one out!
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
Hey CrispyCrustypanties, welcome!
crunchycrispycrustypantiesinmilk
Hi crispycrunchytenderflakycrustpants
Good luck, Corpus Christi.
creepycrustycrispycrunchycrankychristipaintiesinmilk?
Why am I suddenly craving fried chicken?
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
'Cause, y'know, no thread is complete without a completely irrelevant icanhascheezburger pic!
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
I always liked this one better.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
FINALLY! A purpose for all that Twilight crap, other than making teenagers want to put their naughty parts together and bite each other while doing it.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
I now love you christycrustypants.
true, dallas is a haven for d-bags but that makes it better for people like me because i'm not a d-bag. i.e. i don't wear shirts with glitter on them or diesel shoes. but i always make friends when i visit and i always meet a girl up there. they're way cooler than houston girls.
You're definitely on my favourite newb list, for this comment alone.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
I would like to agree with that statement, but I may be a little biased.
P.S. If you put me on a pedastal for bashing Twilight, I promise I'll deliver more funny. I also openly mock pretty much everything related to MTV, morbidly obese people who go to McDonald's and order Diet Coke, and like longs walks on the beach.
I'm also a fan of hockey, football, and Formula 1. Sorry.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
sooo i heard some snap crackle and pop coming from someones undies?
and if the evidence of this is not in the dress down thread by this weekend kerplunk will remain my newb hero.
so basically welcome christipants
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Hello, welcome, lobster?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Well, pinch my dick and call me Nancy!
Well, pinch my dick and call me Nancy!
::pinches::
Nancy!
Hey, hey, hey now. I wanted to put my naughty parts against someone elses and bite them while doing it loooooong before Twilight came out!
And, Welcome to the Cult. I've been here about a week, but I feel that have the authority to welcome you despite my being a newb!
and if the evidence of this is not in the dress down thread by this weekend kerplunk will remain my newb hero.
so basically welcome christipants
Hmpf, I'd best remain your newb hero, Audrey or.. well.. NO MORE INNAPROPRIATE TOUCHING OF LADYPARTS FOR YOUUU!
Couldn't find any crustykrispie pants but did find this:
Clearly someone has too much time on their hands (other than me).
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
someone oughta make one of those Things out of CheetOs.
I couldn't find a Cheeto man, but I did find this..
My God, she must reek.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
What if that was how those weirdos get that crazy orange tanned skin? what a waste of perfectly good cheetos. Hungry kids in china could have eaten those cheetos! 
Holy shit. Save a Cheeto; use a sunbed. I especially like the still-orange-yet-marginally-lighter-than-the-rest-of-my-face look she's got going on around the eyes. She must have no problems with the mandem. PLUS! Her teeth glow in the dark. Which means subsequent profit growth for Ray-Ban!
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
and if the evidence of this is not in the dress down thread by this weekend kerplunk will remain my newb hero.
so basically welcome christipants
Hmpf, I'd best remain your newb hero, Audrey or.. well.. NO MORE INNAPROPRIATE TOUCHING OF LADYPARTS FOR YOUUU!
Couldn't find any crustykrispie pants but did find this:
Clearly someone has too much time on their hands (other than me).
He looks bewildered. I feel bad for him.
There is hope, but not for us.
That's just horrible. What an awful combination of orange and purple.
and if the evidence of this is not in the dress down thread by this weekend kerplunk will remain my newb hero.
so basically welcome christipants
Hmpf, I'd best remain your newb hero, Audrey or.. well.. NO MORE INNAPROPRIATE TOUCHING OF LADYPARTS FOR YOUUU!
Couldn't find any crustykrispie pants but did find this:
Clearly someone has too much time on their hands (other than me).
He looks bewildered. I feel bad for him.
I thought he just looked psychotic, like he'd just ripped off Mr. Fantastic's arms, or perhaps he'd just seen a great place to park those two candles. Clobberin' time indeed...
and if the evidence of this is not in the dress down thread by this weekend kerplunk will remain my newb hero.
so basically welcome christipants
Hmpf, I'd best remain your newb hero, Audrey or.. well.. NO MORE INNAPROPRIATE TOUCHING OF LADYPARTS FOR YOUUU!
Couldn't find any crustykrispie pants but did find this:
Clearly someone has too much time on their hands (other than me).
He looks bewildered. I feel bad for him.
I thought he just looked psychotic, like he'd just ripped off Mr. Fantastic's arms, or perhaps he'd just seen a great place to park those two candles. Clobberin' time indeed...
I think he has Corona-rage.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Holy crap, she looks like someone I went to high school with. Only a LOT more orange.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
Holy crap, she looks like someone I went to high school with. Only a LOT more orange.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
I approve of the Twilight comments
So...We are still going to die. Right?
see what rap music does to white kids?
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
hey christpanties, dallas is nice. i like that place.