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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:48

#51

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

hmmm....explain this rational

i woulda thought opposite

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:50

#52

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]hmmm....explain this rational

i woulda thought opposite[/QUOTE]'Hey man I'm a chick!" Is low down hipppy lingo dude!

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:54

#53

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

yea youre right

i remember my 8th grade english teacher was a hippy type lesbian who never shaved her armpits and had disgustingly long hair there. it was massive, like jungle guerilla warfare tactics beast hair

she referred to herself as a chick

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:55

#54

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]its rob, 20 says its rob

janes virginity says its rob[/QUOTE]

You can't fucking wager my virginity.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:56

#55

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

Here are some pics of her "bush"

now you tell me...is THAT massive? huh?

[U]one[/U]

[U]two[/U]

[U]three[/U]

EDIT : suckers......

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:56

#56

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

[QUOTE=jane s.]You can't fucking wager my virginity.[/QUOTE]

can I have it then?

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:57

#57

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Here are some pics of her "bush"

now you tell me...is THAT massive? huh?

[U]one[/U]

[U]two[/U]

[U]three[/U][/QUOTE]
you dick thats the second time youve done that shit to me!

cut it out!

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:57

#58

hisChick

From: NE corner of the bedroom

Joined: 07/18/2005

To be clear: rkdaley refers to me as "his chick." It is a ghastly term. I have given up the tearful pleading for him to stop. Using it as my s/n is an anti-protest.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:58

#59

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]you dick thats the second time youve done that shit to me!

cut it out![/QUOTE]

hahahahahah it worked again

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:58

#60

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=jane s.]You can't fucking wager my virginity.[/QUOTE]
i already did and i was wrong, im never wrong, well im sorry jane, you have to go out and get laid within 3 days. happy hunting! Smile

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:58

#61

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=rkdaley]can I have it then?[/QUOTE]

Emily, help me out here...

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 00:59

#62

FuzzBusta

From: Fawlty Towers

Joined: 03/23/2005

Too late everyone, I just agreed to marry jane and take her virginity then divorce shortly after. Sorry.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:00

#63

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

Damn it, I forgot to say please.

where is that etiquette thread?

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:00

#64

hisChick

From: NE corner of the bedroom

Joined: 07/18/2005

[QUOTE=jane s.]Emily, help me out here...[/QUOTE]
Jane, this is all moot. You are a coy girl and you have Robert fooled, but we both know that one can't wager what one doesn't have.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:02

#65

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=hisChick]Jane, this is all moot. You are a coy girl and you have Robert fooled, but we both know that one can't wager what one doesn't have.[/QUOTE]
non-sense i wager everything. i once lost in poker which is rare, but i did lose but luckily i wagered this kids car who was a prick who wanted to fight me. so one day he was on the phone with me and i told him to drive to my house and even gave him directions i hear him on the other line "where the fuck is my car?!"

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:02

#66

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Sad

I think I'm just going to start lying to all of you and tell you I had bunches of sex so this subject will DIE FOREVER.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:03

#67

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

jane, sweety, the subject will never die

and you are incapable of lying

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:06

#68

hisChick

From: NE corner of the bedroom

Joined: 07/18/2005

[QUOTE=jane s.]:(

I think I'm just going to start lying to all of you and tell you I had bunches of sex so this subject will DIE FOREVER.[/QUOTE]
Leave Jane alone. She is being judicious with her valuables. She has something you pissed away a long time ago. (Not giving dates rk, but have them in my bag of tricks.)

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:08

#69

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

[QUOTE=jane s.]:(

I think I'm just going to start lying to all of you and tell you I had bunches of sex so this subject will DIE FOREVER.[/QUOTE]

There is no such thing as "bunches of sex" you must mean "bunches of flowers"

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:10

#70

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

preflowering

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:11

#71

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=rkdaley]There is no such thing as "bunches of sex" you must mean "bunches of flowers"[/QUOTE]

Shut up, I said bunches of sex and I mean bunches of sex!

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:12

#72

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

[QUOTE=jane s.]Shut up, I said bunches of sex and I mean bunches of sex![/QUOTE]

Fine, have yer bunches of sex...see if I care...

I care.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:19

#73

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

You can't have any of my bunches now because you're mean.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:34

#74

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

[QUOTE=hisChick]To be clear: rkdaley refers to me as "his chick." It is a ghastly term. I have given up the tearful pleading for him to stop. Using it as my s/n is an anti-protest.[/QUOTE]

[I]How [/I] is it an anti-protest?

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 01:44

#75

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

[QUOTE=mirkah][I]How [/I] is it an anti-protest?[/QUOTE]Yeah don't claim it.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 02:37

#76

stoyan

Joined: 08/24/2003

This is off-topic but why do various people "lease" their signature space to rkdaley?

Sat, 07/23/2005 - 02:41

#77

mr_hash

Delovely

From: Chicago

Joined: 03/09/2003

ido'nt know I wonder what they actually get for payment.

Sat, 07/23/2005 - 07:22

#78

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

federov leased his space to me

kindness of their hearts.

some people dont have sigs of their own

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 12:42

#79

rkdaley

From: Austin, Texas

Joined: 09/25/2004

[QUOTE=stoyan]This is off-topic but why do various people "lease" their signature space to rkdaley?[/QUOTE]

the "lease" is a joke. Smartazboy had "this space for rent" in his sig. I was doing life/blog style updates in my "location" that stopped, and I thought of how i could have fun and still give my updates, which folks have said they enjoy.

i use the sigs of others to promote the workshops and my writing or artwork. it's also a way to make friends and have this Cult experience be more fun for me.

I'm working on fun stuff for the sigs. NOT huge pictures of Bunnies and chickens. Something cool. Like short stories and flash animation. Remember that avatar of mine that was my rabbit running up to the camera? more stuff along those lines.

No one receives anything for payment. Is all in fun.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 12:54

#80

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Surprise I'd like to think you pay me with love.

Wow, thats the gayest thing I have ever said.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:03

#81

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]:o I'd like to think you pay me with love. Surprise

Wow, thats the gayest thing I have ever said.[/QUOTE]
no...
this was...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=678223&postcount=48[/url]

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:05

#82

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Nooo, the love thing was gayer.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:06

#83

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

yea i dont think my antonio banderas Spirit Cologne is cheap.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:06

#84

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]no...
this was...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=678223&postcount=48[/url][/QUOTE][URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=677886&postcount=221]This one is pretty close, but not so much gay as gross.[/URL]

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:18

#85

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Dude, fuckin earmuffs.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:20

#86

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Shit, SORRY!!!

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:26

#87

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Shit, SORRY!!![/QUOTE]
good job leopard dick, now jane wont go to bed at night

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:42

#88

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Not with you anyways.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:44

#89

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

yea i know, the space next to me on my bed is covered by your mom, and its a twin bed, so she has to be ontop most of the time

i swear if you try and say your moms dead....ill....ill...ill just..!

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 13:59

#90

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

She likes being on top. When she was alive anyways.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 14:06

#91

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]She likes being on top. When she was alive anyways.[/QUOTE]
i fucking new youd say that

besides im not a necrophiliac

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 14:56

#92

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Have a cookie.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:01

#93

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Have a cookie.[/QUOTE]
i did already, thank you for your concern

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:06

#94

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Sweet. I kid because I care.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:10

#95

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

[url]http://supportourribbons.com/maker_show.php?id=20158[/url]

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:16

#96

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Hahaha. Nice.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:17

#97

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

that'll work

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:19

#98

hisChick

From: NE corner of the bedroom

Joined: 07/18/2005

[QUOTE=mirkah][I]How [/I] is it an anti-protest?[/QUOTE]
A protest would be completely disavowing the term. Using it is a perverse fuck you to my perverse boyfriend. I am fighting his subbornness with spiteful acceptance. The truth is, if I felt like "his chick" I could never stomach using the term, but the truth is, he's my bitch.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:21

#99

hisChick

From: NE corner of the bedroom

Joined: 07/18/2005

[QUOTE=stoyan]This is off-topic but why do various people "lease" their signature space to rkdaley?[/QUOTE]
Someone please give an answer to this. If I could physically stop him, I would.

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Sat, 07/23/2005 - 15:23

#100

hisChick

From: NE corner of the bedroom

Joined: 07/18/2005

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888][url]http://supportourribbons.com/maker_show.php?id=20158[/url][/QUOTE]
EDIT: Sorry, I'm new...parkaboy.

If I am about to balance my checkbook and preveal to myself that I have a balance of $47, would it still be wrong to purchase this sticker?

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