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rkdaley
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Everyone...meet hisChick.

I happen to know this newest Cultist.

She has put up with me for over two years.

I love her and am sooooo fucking glad she joined.

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Hello and welcome lady!

It's not late to change your user name if you'd like.

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Shouldn't she have started this thread??? Typical Robert. Controlling all situations. Wink

Welcome, by the way. I have heard so much about you. Some stuff you probably didn't want me (us ) to know.

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I got excited....and peed a little...

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Hi! I've slept on your couch, but never met you! Smile Big Next time! Glad you're here.

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Hi! Welcome! Everyone already said it, but it's great to finally have the legend herself here now. *bows*

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Hey, welcome aboard! Your s/o (which sounds a lot like "asshole" when you say it aloud, take it for what it's worth) speaks highly of you, and I can only imagine what the woman behind the man that is the man that you're behind will be able to contribute to this place.

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[SIZE=1]all together now[/SIZE]

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/cult.jpg[/url]

[SIZE=7]WELCOME[/SIZE]

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that's not even the updated one mik!!

anyway welcome. rk owes you a kitten, if jane and I lived with you there would've been kitten stopping.

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Hey, hisChick~
I'm not certain whether to welcome you or express my condolences...
Whichever feels more right to you. Smile

rk, I keep thinking of you as an unfinished coloring book. A coloring book for crayons of pain. Referring to the still undone tats--just so there is no confusion.

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[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]Hey, hisChick~
I'm not certain whether to welcome you or express my condolences...
Whichever feels more right to you. Smile

rk, I keep thinking of you as an unfinished coloring book. A coloring book for crayons of pain. Referring to the still undone tats--just so there is no confusion.[/QUOTE]
lets just express condolences now, so we wont have to later.

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[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]Hey, hisChick~
I'm not certain whether to welcome you or express my condolences...
Whichever feels more right to you. Smile

rk, I keep thinking of you as an unfinished coloring book. A coloring book for crayons of pain. Referring to the still undone tats--just so there is no confusion.[/QUOTE]

If you were refering to my writing it'd be more apropos.

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Hi, Rob's ladyfriend. I've seen you once in Rob's sig.

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Hello Emily. Smile I like you because I saw your text message about how everyone was staring at you like you're famous.

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Welcome, Emily. Glad to have you here. Smile

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Welcome hisChick!

Sara, this is the most awesomest avatar evah...

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Hiya Emily,
I hope you have a good time...
Been hearing lots about you.
Wink

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now how bout posting so we can be sure daley's not making up the whole girlfriend thing.

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[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]now how bout posting so we can be sure daley's not making up the whole girlfriend thing.[/QUOTE]
hey hisChick

welcome

why do i get the feeling you are just rob spying on a different sn?

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[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]hey hisChick

welcome

why do i get the feeling you are just rob spying on a different sn?[/QUOTE]
because you're paranoid.
you probably still think im chuck palahniuk just because i never say my last name.

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[QUOTE=Atomos]because you're paranoid.
you probably still think im chuck palahniuk just because i never say my last name.[/QUOTE]
youre last names Charles jackass

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Lady friend is making a comeback around here!!!

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who is this person?

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[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]who is this person?[/QUOTE]
its rob, 20 says its rob

janes virginity says its rob

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right, well this makes no sense. once again.

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when was the last time you encountered a situation that actually made sense?

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If it's really me, do I get dibs on Jane's virginity? Oh that's wrong. I know I'm not convincing anyone this is really me. Still sounds like rkdaley. Maybe my first avatar should be a screen shot of "Receipt for Your Payment to A Writer's Cult, LLC"

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[QUOTE=hisChick]If it's really me, do I get dibs on Jane's virginity? Oh that's wrong. I know I'm not convincing anyone this is really me. Still sounds like rkdaley. Maybe my first avatar should be a screen shot of "Receipt for Your Payment to A Writer's Cult, LLC"[/QUOTE]
AH HA! it really is you roberto! my man! only rob would say "do i get dibs on janes virginity?"

although he always tries to keep her innocent....and earmuffs her....shit...fuck you rob

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[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]AH HA! it really is you roberto! my man! only rob would say "do i get dibs on janes virginity?"

although he always tries to keep her innocent....and earmuffs her....shit...fuck you rob[/QUOTE]

I would say - i already fucked Jane. It's really my chick and y'all are in for a ride.

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[QUOTE=rkdaley]I would say - i already fucked Jane. It's really my chick and y'all are in for a ride.[/QUOTE]
in for a ride eh? well strap me in Don Juan. go nuts!

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Emily, I'm thinking your avatar should have been a signature instead. We can't see who payed. For all we know it's Daley!

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Guys, really, shut up. This was the best welcome thread in a long time. Stop ruining it.

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i remember the good old days when i was welcomed

a boot up the ass and a warning

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Dude, that boot in the ass is still available to you.

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hey smartass go fuck a donkey!

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WIll do, where's you madre?

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy]WIll do, where's you madre?[/QUOTE]
giving your sister a little love

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[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]giving your sister a little love[/QUOTE]

yer mom's a lesbian! Fucking cool. She got hot friends?

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[QUOTE=rkdaley]yer mom's a lesbian! Fucking cool. She got hot friends?[/QUOTE]
yea someone called hisChick

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[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]yea someone called hisChick[/QUOTE]
Word to your mother.

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[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]giving your sister a little love[/QUOTE]
My sister's dead.

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy]My sister's dead.[/QUOTE]
people always piss me off when they say stuff like this so i go about it this way

1-if your sisters not dead, fuck you
2-if your sisters dead, ok, im sorry for your loss

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Hahaha, gotcha monkeyboy. Wink She is dead!!!

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how did you get me? i covered my ass at both territories

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I don't know. And she really isn't dead. Sucker!!!

Okay, maybe I need to hit the hay.

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yea we both need sleep

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So you coming to bed? Lets not fight. The side of the bed where you used to sleep is still warm. I can even still smell your cheap cologne on the pillows.

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my Antonio Banderas Spirit cologne was not cheap....

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chick the name indicates that you have a huge untamed bush?

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uh oh moreys awake

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yeah i'm at work, i have to be. But really when someone says "Hey man I'm a [B]chick[/B]It pretty much means full bush!

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