Welcome to hisChick
Everyone...meet hisChick.
I happen to know this newest Cultist.
She has put up with me for over two years.
I love her and am sooooo fucking glad she joined.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
Shouldn't she have started this thread??? Typical Robert. Controlling all situations. 
Welcome, by the way. I have heard so much about you. Some stuff you probably didn't want me (us ) to know.

I got excited....and peed a little...
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
Hi! I've slept on your couch, but never met you!
Next time! Glad you're here.
Hi! Welcome! Everyone already said it, but it's great to finally have the legend herself here now. *bows*
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Hey, welcome aboard! Your s/o (which sounds a lot like "asshole" when you say it aloud, take it for what it's worth) speaks highly of you, and I can only imagine what the woman behind the man that is the man that you're behind will be able to contribute to this place.
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[SIZE=1]all together now[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=7]WELCOME[/SIZE]
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that's not even the updated one mik!!
anyway welcome. rk owes you a kitten, if jane and I lived with you there would've been kitten stopping.
Hey, hisChick~
I'm not certain whether to welcome you or express my condolences...
Whichever feels more right to you. 
rk, I keep thinking of you as an unfinished coloring book. A coloring book for crayons of pain. Referring to the still undone tats--just so there is no confusion.
[COLOR=SandyBrown][SIZE=2]Perhaps, being lost, one should get [COLOR=RoyalBlue]loster[/COLOR]. - Saul Bellow[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[Color=SandyBrown][Size=2]Perhaps, being lost, one should get [COLOR=Red]lobster[/COLOR]. - Dean Young[/size][/color]
[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]Hey, hisChick~
I'm not certain whether to welcome you or express my condolences...
Whichever feels more right to you. 
rk, I keep thinking of you as an unfinished coloring book. A coloring book for crayons of pain. Referring to the still undone tats--just so there is no confusion.[/QUOTE]
lets just express condolences now, so we wont have to later.
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]Hey, hisChick~
I'm not certain whether to welcome you or express my condolences...
Whichever feels more right to you. 
rk, I keep thinking of you as an unfinished coloring book. A coloring book for crayons of pain. Referring to the still undone tats--just so there is no confusion.[/QUOTE]
If you were refering to my writing it'd be more apropos.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
Hi, Rob's ladyfriend. I've seen you once in Rob's sig.
Hello Emily.
I like you because I saw your text message about how everyone was staring at you like you're famous.
There is hope, but not for us.
Welcome, Emily. Glad to have you here. 
Welcome hisChick!
Sara, this is the most awesomest avatar evah...
Hiya Emily,
I hope you have a good time...
Been hearing lots about you.

now how bout posting so we can be sure daley's not making up the whole girlfriend thing.
[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]now how bout posting so we can be sure daley's not making up the whole girlfriend thing.[/QUOTE]
hey hisChick
welcome
why do i get the feeling you are just rob spying on a different sn?
douche
[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]hey hisChick
welcome
why do i get the feeling you are just rob spying on a different sn?[/QUOTE]
because you're paranoid.
you probably still think im chuck palahniuk just because i never say my last name.
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http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=Atomos]because you're paranoid.
you probably still think im chuck palahniuk just because i never say my last name.[/QUOTE]
youre last names Charles jackass
douche
Lady friend is making a comeback around here!!!

who is this person?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]who is this person?[/QUOTE]
its rob, 20 says its rob
janes virginity says its rob
douche
right, well this makes no sense. once again.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
when was the last time you encountered a situation that actually made sense?
douche
If it's really me, do I get dibs on Jane's virginity? Oh that's wrong. I know I'm not convincing anyone this is really me. Still sounds like rkdaley. Maybe my first avatar should be a screen shot of "Receipt for Your Payment to A Writer's Cult, LLC"
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[QUOTE=hisChick]If it's really me, do I get dibs on Jane's virginity? Oh that's wrong. I know I'm not convincing anyone this is really me. Still sounds like rkdaley. Maybe my first avatar should be a screen shot of "Receipt for Your Payment to A Writer's Cult, LLC"[/QUOTE]
AH HA! it really is you roberto! my man! only rob would say "do i get dibs on janes virginity?"
although he always tries to keep her innocent....and earmuffs her....shit...fuck you rob
douche
[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]AH HA! it really is you roberto! my man! only rob would say "do i get dibs on janes virginity?"
although he always tries to keep her innocent....and earmuffs her....shit...fuck you rob[/QUOTE]
I would say - i already fucked Jane. It's really my chick and y'all are in for a ride.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
[QUOTE=rkdaley]I would say - i already fucked Jane. It's really my chick and y'all are in for a ride.[/QUOTE]
in for a ride eh? well strap me in Don Juan. go nuts!
douche
Emily, I'm thinking your avatar should have been a signature instead. We can't see who payed. For all we know it's Daley!
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Guys, really, shut up. This was the best welcome thread in a long time. Stop ruining it.

i remember the good old days when i was welcomed
a boot up the ass and a warning
douche
Dude, that boot in the ass is still available to you.

hey smartass go fuck a donkey!
douche
WIll do, where's you madre?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]WIll do, where's you madre?[/QUOTE]
giving your sister a little love
douche
[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]giving your sister a little love[/QUOTE]
yer mom's a lesbian! Fucking cool. She got hot friends?
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
[QUOTE=rkdaley]yer mom's a lesbian! Fucking cool. She got hot friends?[/QUOTE]
yea someone called hisChick
douche
[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]yea someone called hisChick[/QUOTE]
Word to your mother.
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[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]giving your sister a little love[/QUOTE]
My sister's dead.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]My sister's dead.[/QUOTE]
people always piss me off when they say stuff like this so i go about it this way
1-if your sisters not dead, fuck you
2-if your sisters dead, ok, im sorry for your loss
douche
Hahaha, gotcha monkeyboy.
She is dead!!!

how did you get me? i covered my ass at both territories
douche
I don't know. And she really isn't dead. Sucker!!!
Okay, maybe I need to hit the hay.

yea we both need sleep
douche
So you coming to bed? Lets not fight. The side of the bed where you used to sleep is still warm. I can even still smell your cheap cologne on the pillows.

my Antonio Banderas Spirit cologne was not cheap....
douche
uh oh moreys awake
douche



Hello and welcome lady!
It's not late to change your user name if you'd like.