Welcome jtadams!
I have no idea who you are but welcome!!
I decided that we should preemptively welcome new members before they fall into that lemming trap of the "New Members Post Here" thread.
They just get eaten alive there and it's like the first day of class at a new school where the sadistic teacher [who you know was fat and traumatized by it as a kid and is now exacting her petty vengeance on you] makes you stand up in front of the whole class and tell something about yourself.
It's more humiliating than an AA meeting. Which is why a few new members have made reference to being a Chuckaholic or opined "Hi, my name is whateverthefuck and I'm an alcoholic."
It's worse than a student proctology examine I would imagine.
Currently jt has no interests, no location and no birthday, quite possibly jt is a Hollywood actress!
So, let's welcome aboard jtadams [remember he/she might be famous] and save him from the humiliation of having to introduce himself, shall we?
Fucking A right we shall.
Hey, I'm being magnanimous over here, it's rare, appreciate it and help me and jt get this thing off right.
I'm Parkaboy jt, click [url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/member.php?u=2027]here[/url] and see my user profile.
I like long walks on the beach and enlightened despotism.
My hobbies include collecting industrial filings from screw factories and planning ways to jettison half of the population into space.
My idea of a romantic date is a Patty Hearst style fantasy abduction follwed by a dinner theater reenactment of the the Kennedy assassination frame by Zapruder frame.
What I'm looking for in a woman is someone who will love me for who I am not who I've tried to enslave and who will help me solve my mommy issues.
I also make a mean carpaccio wrap.
I'm a man of many mysteries ladies!
When I'm not whipping up Italian tapas or clinging onto my latest mommy prosthetic's apron I'm the coolest member of The Cult!
[No, really, I am. Very little competition here, but that's between you and me, jt *wink*]
See gang, it's just that easy.
Now tell jt a little about yourself.
Side note: I'm serious about this idea. I'm bringing the generation gaps together. Let the healing begin!
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
oh, and i enjoy long walks on the beach with parkaboy.
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all it takes is $60 and a dream.
I like ponies too.
Come on people, where are all of you?
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I like ponies too.
Come on people, where are all of you?[/QUOTE]
i'm here. hi parkaboy. i love new members, don't you? hi new members. you're welcome here. welcome! hi!
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all it takes is $60 and a dream.
I'll give you 5-to-1 odds that jt is vegetarian.
I'm Jane. I like um....naps and talking on the phone. My dislikes include my mom and large scary slavering dogs.
There is hope, but not for us.
i'll see your bet and raise you fifty. i say, jt only eats... lamb
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all it takes is $60 and a dream.
I like this idea, Parka.
Hi jt. I'm Brak and really only partly made of metal. I like ferrets and atomic fireballs and tootsie pops and laughing and creatures of the night and jumping in piles of fall leaves and saying groovy and incorrigible people and dancing in my livingroom and a whole bunch of things, really.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
Isn't this why we started the Interviews subforum?
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Isn't this why we started the Interviews subforum?[/QUOTE]
No.
Now, tell jt about yourself.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]No.
Now, tell jt about yourself.[/QUOTE]
Hey jt, there's this interview section called Cultists Interviewing Cultists. Look at either of the interviews that Owen Warland has given, and you'll get a good picture of where I'm at. Look at them both, and you'll get a clearer view.
um, okay.
i am voodoo dolphin and i am not crazy
i automatically assume all new members are nymphomaniac centerfolds with the hots for me until they say theyre not either one
is this wrong
[QUOTE=karbunkle]i automatically assume all new members are nymphomaniac centerfolds with the hots for me until they say theyre not either one
is this wrong[/QUOTE]
[B]
I AM NOT EITHER ONE[/B]
checked off the list
carry on soldier
[QUOTE=karbunkle]i automatically assume all new members are nymphomaniac centerfolds with the hots for me until they say theyre not either one
is this wrong[/QUOTE]
brilliant. that was somehow... endearing
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all it takes is $60 and a dream.
i'm new.. confused.. tired.. confused.. not very good at introductions.. or grammar.. or punctuation.. confused.. and tired.. yea
hi!
[FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]I never wanted to be different. I just wanted to be me.[/FONT]
karbunkle,
I am not a nymphomaniac centerfold
but I do have the hots for you
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]karbunkle,
I am not a nymphomaniac centerfold
but I do have the hots for you[/QUOTE]
not crossed off the list
but im gonna need a lotta alchohol
[QUOTE=ellie]i'm new.. confused.. tired.. confused.. not very good at introductions.. or grammar.. or punctuation.. confused.. and tired.. yea
hi![/QUOTE]
Hi, Ellie!
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
Ellie
hi-ya how-ya doin'?
I've gone insane, like FUCKING NUTS!!
welcom3....well it worked for Driv3r
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]Ellie
hi-ya how-ya doin'?
I've gone insane, like FUCKING NUTS!!
welcom3....[SIZE=4]well it worked for Driv3r[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
No it didn't.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
alright you do have a point, I retract that
Welcome
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
wait.. so i'm [I]no longer welcome[/I]? :confused: but.. but.. i really wanna be here..
[FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]I never wanted to be different. I just wanted to be me.[/FONT]
sorry not the welcome part, but the part about it working for Driver.
Sorry
[CENTER][SIZE=7]Welcome to the CULT[/SIZE][/CENTER]
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
thanks!
i got to attend his reading and signing tonight.. 
[FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]I never wanted to be different. I just wanted to be me.[/FONT]
well hello, i'll get on this wagon.
i'm relatively new, an occasional voyeur and sometimes, i even write something. i enjoyed lullabye because it reminded me of the imaginative fiction of my youth, and i'm happy they play "where is my mind?" by the pixies at the end of fight club, but don't ask me to talk about chuck's dental work - i really don't care.
i'm moody and sarcastic, and you'll learn nothing from my posts other than fickle inconsistency.
i like ponies, travelling, fine dining, and bullshit. i have a terrific ego, so while you may find me vain at times, i'm soft and vulnerable in the proper setting.
i'm a very bad liar, so if you ask me a question, i'll almost always answer truthfully.
i'm mad about good music. i own too many clothes and books, in that order. i enjoy being a girl.
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all it takes is $60 and a dream.