turkish delight.

we do many spelling mistakes here. I prefer Fran.

I know a parrot with an Irish accent. I always tell it to shut up.

[QUOTE=metalfirecracker_;904730]I listen to theme tunes and doors creaking and car engines. [/QUOTE]
Hi Rachel.You seem to be very interesting person but this cult are full of interesting people. You will understand when you will the read the threads

And always eat turkish delight

welcome to club unique, where everyone is SPECIAL

i'm a big fan of brite, coupland, and of course cp

if you haven't read craig clevenger or will christopher baer check them out

[url]www.welcometothevelvet.com[/url]

Hi Frachel.

Welcome to the Cult. My advice is as follows:
- Have thick skin.
- Spend the time to get to know the place - it's worth it.
- We are idiots, not you.

Enjoy your time. General Discussion is fun, but if you don't feel like being flippant, spend time in the book/writing type sections - they get serious there.

~Thag

[QUOTE=wickerkat;904744]welcome to club unique, where everyone is SPECIAL
[/QUOTE]

I'm not...

and welcome Rachel, have fun and watch out because this place can be addictive

I thought this was a thread about Narnia.

And, welcome.
I've recently gotten into Elliott Smith, and cereal boxes are some of the best reading material I've ever found.

Nice introduction.

Welcome!

Hi Rachel, Im Irish too, Welcome to the CULT

I like you, Fran Rachel. Yours has been my favourite introductory thread so far.
I didn't have an "I'm new" thread.
The sky is big. Foot. Feet. Red red apple. These are. A cat. Gizmo, wizmo, la la, fa la la?

How did you get Fran from Rachel? Or Rachel from Fran? My names Megan, but you can call me Norb.

Welcome. Im typing this while I wait for my negatives to scan cause it takes a motherfucking long time.
Welcome.

Hello. For my welcome thread, I haijacked someone else's. I just jumped right in, and said, "Hey! I'm new too."

I like your's better. Take a peek around, and watch your back. You might find a knife in there every once in a while.

Not that that's ever happened to me....

But there are some murderers here.

Welcome!

Welcome to the cult.It smells like sodomy around here alot, dont mind that its just the pungent aroma of fairly intelligent people saying and doing very dumb things.

i like peanut butter

[QUOTE=Unhygenix;904979]Welcome to the cult.It smells like sodomy around here alot, dont mind that its just the pungent aroma of fairly intelligent people saying and doing very dumb things.

i like peanut butter[/QUOTE]
It smells... like sodomy?
Philosophical point to ponder whilst in the shower: Can an act be smelled?

[QUOTE=xec8;905021]It smells... like sodomy?
Philosophical point to ponder whilst in the shower: Can an act be smelled?[/QUOTE]

if it's a fart than - yes, it can be.

My real name is Rachel, but some people call me Fran. Some people think I look a bit like Tamsin Greig, who plays Fran Katzenjammer in a Channel 4 comedy called Black Books. If you haven't seen it, you should. Its fabulous. She's also in Green Wing.

[QUOTE=metalfirecracker_;905976]My real name is Rachel, but some people call me Fran. Some people think I look a bit like Tamsin Greig, who plays Fran Katzenjammer in a Channel 4 comedy called Black Books. If you haven't seen it, you should. Its fabulous. She's also in Green Wing.[/QUOTE]

that explains everything. so I was right choosing Rachel.

Kudos to you.

you're not just going to come in here for two weeks and then disappear and break our hearts like EVERY OTHER WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
are you?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

I'm just a voyeur, my dear.

nuts!

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;906050]nuts![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Hazelnuts.jpg/180px-Hazelnuts.jpg[/IMG]

Mmmm allergy.
I think I need an avatar, don't you?

[QUOTE=metalfirecracker_;906184]Mmmm allergy.
I think I need an avatar, don't you?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Bill Bailey's face would do quite nicely.

Maybe later.

Wow, you do look like Fran.

welcome to the cage. where in ireland do you live ?

okay, forget my question.

[QUOTE=xec8;906216]Wow, you do look like Fran.[/QUOTE]

i'll take that as a compliment, i think.

[QUOTE=franc tireur;906226]okay, forget my question.[/QUOTE]

what question?

[QUOTE=metalfirecracker_;906479]i'll take that as a compliment, i think.[/QUOTE]
It was indeed more complimentary than critical.

[QUOTE=metalfirecracker_;906480]what question?[/QUOTE]
I think this one:
[QUOTE=franc tireur;906223]welcome to the cage. where in ireland do you live ?[/QUOTE]

anyway, I need to look for some photos of this Fran to compare is xec8 is saying truth

Green Wing:
[img]http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/G/greenwing/images/interviews/tamsin.jpg[/img]

Black Books:
[img]http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/60/11/85/18610870.jpg[/img]

So, FranRachel, do you think redheads are attractive? You must be surrounded by them.

[QUOTE=metalfirecracker_;906729]Green Wing:
[img]http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/G/greenwing/images/interviews/tamsin.jpg[/img]

Black Books:
[img]http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/60/11/85/18610870.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

well, I can see some similarity... thanks

Turkish delight is nummy, especially when enjoyed with Turkish coffee! Welcome. What was the point of the Turkish delight again?

Among irish girls are some of the most beautiful women I ever saw.

[QUOTE=franc tireur;906930]Among irish girls are some of the most beautiful women I ever saw.[/QUOTE]

really? girls from how many countries you've seen?

I wish they all could be California girls

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;906936]I wish they all could be California girls[/QUOTE]

wait, aren't all pretty girls from whole US living in California?

[QUOTE=meatthinker;906892]Turkish delight is nummy, especially when enjoyed with Turkish coffee! Welcome. What was the point of the Turkish delight again?[/QUOTE]

simply the fact that its delicious. what more reason is required?

plus it probably made everyone think i was going to be turkish. what a disappointment.

[QUOTE=xec8;906754]So, FranRachel, do you think redheads are attractive? You must be surrounded by them.[/QUOTE]

i have never dated a redhead, and i know maybe 3 who are relatively attractive... males, that is. there's a hell of a lot of hot ginger girls though.