This is the internet.

[QUOTE=snuffy]You can say mean things to people with relative impunity. But, that doesn't mean that you should, or that you'll find satisfaction in doing so.[/QUOTE]

I find.

[QUOTE=snuffy]We ask that you rely on your rapier wit, good humor, openness, and honesty to guide you through the jungles of threads on The Cult. Debate and fights have their place, but if you fall into the traps of endless flaming, harassment, and one-ups, you won't have a place here.[/QUOTE]

Tham why I'm still here?

[QUOTE=snuffy]The Cult is an evolving experiment in a certain style of online message board. There are rules. It's not for everyone.[/QUOTE]

Rules are not for everyone?

[QUOTE=snuffy]We hope that you like it and that you stay.

We also understand if you don't.[/QUOTE]

buchachacha (creepy laugh)

I'm albanian-american. I speak Eastern European english, you should have no problem understanding my posts!

[QUOTE=snuffy]I'm albanian-american. I speak Eastern European english, you should have no problem understanding my posts![/QUOTE]
I know but I just couldn't stop myself from doing that.

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]I know but I just couldn't stop myself from doing that.[/QUOTE]

i don't mind.

boogerface

ah! the muliple user account!

[QUOTE=snuffy]This is the internet.[/QUOTE]
No shit.

Here I was thinking I was in Dixons. Again.

Yeah, I was trying to think of somewhere funny to say I was. All I could think was baker shop. I haven't eaten anything today except the cantaloupe and red apple jelly beans.

you say "no shit" but i think people forget they are on the internet, and what that means, all the time.

i wish i knew what "quorn hoodie" meant.

[QUOTE=snuffy]you say "no shit" but i think people forget they are on the internet, and what that means, all the time.

i wish i knew what "quorn hoodie" meant.[/QUOTE]
I don't know that.
Internet should be free, like ..........wait a moment.......................

I have to change my usertitle since it makes no sense without the Parkaboy avatar. I'm dedicating it to you, snuff.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Yeah, I was trying to think of somewhere funny to say I was. All I could think was baker shop. I haven't eaten anything today except the cantaloupe and red apple jelly beans.[/QUOTE]

I always used to confuse a cantaloupe with an antelope. So whenever I heard someone say they had a nice juicy slice of cantaloupe I'd imagine them stalking prey like a lion.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]I always used to confuse a cantaloupe with an antelope. So whenever I heard someone say they had a nice juicy slice of cantaloupe I'd imagine them stalking prey like a lion.[/QUOTE]

i'm hungry.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]I have to change my usertitle since it makes no sense without the Parkaboy avatar. I'm dedicating it to you, snuff.[/QUOTE]

i googled it, and cult threads come up. i'm so lost. hep! hep me!

[QUOTE=snuffy]
i googled it, and cult threads come up. i'm so lost. hep! hep me![/QUOTE]
I can help you!

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]I can help you![/QUOTE]

okay what is it?

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'm hungry[/QUOTE]

You'll get no breastmilk here, mon frere.

Quorn is a meat substitute. It's pronounced like corn.
Korn is a band, you can get hoodies which bear the name of this band.
BUT what happens if you combine the two and Bob Dylan wears one of these Quorn Hoodies? His location would be [I]in[/I] a Quorn Hoodie.

Short Answer: Brit group in-joke.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Quorn is a meat substitute. It's pronounced like corn.
Korn is a band, you can get hoodies which bear the name of this band.
BUT what happens if you combine the two and Bob Dylan wears one of these Quorn Hoodies? His location would be [I]in[/I] a Quorn Hoodie.

Short Answer: Brit group in-joke.[/QUOTE]

what does this have to do with parkaboy? is it a reference to a parka?

i hate your goddamned slang. it's too complicated. get a job.

[QUOTE=snuffy]okay what is it?[/QUOTE]
I don't know, I only offerd my help.

[QUOTE=snuffy]what does this have to do with parkaboy? is it a reference to a parka?

i hate your goddamned slang. it's too complicated. get a job.[/QUOTE]
Nothing. I was talking about my title, not my location.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Nothing. I was talking about my title, not my location.[/QUOTE]

ahhhhhhhh!

so, who won?

I always get a chuckle out of the fact the the quorn products (imitation chicken meant) are made mainly out of eggs.

That's like raiding the dumpster behind a planned parenthood clinic because you don't want to be reduced to canniblism.

if i had invented the internet, Google would have been called "Hiny Rugburn's Search-O-Rama"

That would have made it a pain in the ass to transform the logo to fit whatever holiday or national event is going on.

if i had invented the internet it would be Christmas all year round

... I don't think we can be friends anymore.

if i invented the internet i could buy my own friends

yeah, but none would be as cool and as frequently sexually vulnerable. But go ahead and buy your plastic friends.

You can pay people to have sex with you, but it's still not as stimulating as taking advantage of some teary eyed, low-self esteem ridden tweenybopper.

well, hello there

you men, you're all alike.