This is my obligatory nub thread

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BILKS
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Hey guys my name is BILKS and I've read only two Chuck books the books I read are Survivor and Fight Club (I did Fight Club for Litreature at school but I read it before the term actually started because it had Fight in the name and I thought "zomg fighting" because I never even knew what it was before).
As some of you know I play bagpipes irl. What you didn't know is that I play it with old people who tell me war stories and fuck you to anyone who thinks that bagpipes isn't cool.
I live in Australia so I if I say arse instead of ass you know why.

Westontinople
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i dont think bilks is your real name.

BILKS
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[QUOTE=Westontinople;937383]i dont think bilks is your real name.[/QUOTE]

It's not silly ; )

nathaniel parker
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why would some of us know you played the bagpipes?

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Welcome to the cult. Expletives are shitty and useless, avoid using them at all fucking cost. I hope you enjoy reading because you've got a few more Chuck books to get through, and then a whole load more on top of that assuming you're new, as I was, to this avenue of literature. The site's a good un, and if you're a writer, a great one. Hang around and join in the chat, and if you find you like it, join up to the workshop and improve your craft.

Keep it real, holmes.

morey
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my neighbor plays the bagpipes, and people do say arse around here so youll fit in.

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BILKS
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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;937385]why would some of us know you played the bagpipes?[/QUOTE]

Oh, I posted about it in another thread.

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[QUOTE=morey;937387]my neighbor plays the bagpipes, and people do say arse around here so youll fit in.[/QUOTE]

YAY

Westontinople
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your avatar makes it look like i could play bagpipes with you.

BILKS
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[QUOTE=Westontinople;937390]your avatar makes it look like i could play bagpipes with you.[/QUOTE]

I see what you mean. Warhammer 40 k is pretty gangster.