There's a fly reading this!
There is! I'm tempted to crush him but I won't because then his fly insides would be smeared all over my moniter like some kind of biological graffiti. He flew off just now. I guess what I'm writing at the moment isn't very enticing. I'm trying to figure out something that will define me in some short response that will secure me a place in all your hearts. You people will be the syrup to my pancakes and we will all love each other! We need each other! You'll see! Unless you don't like sugar, then you can be something else, possibly butter or powdered sugar or something else equally endearing and magical to you! Pick a metaphor! I'm game for anything.
About myself:
* I'm an insomniac, so I'll be typing alone on here while you people all sleep leaving (much like Santa!) various goodnesses for your wandering eyes when you wake up.
* I want to be an author one day.
** or a fighter pilot
*** or an animal vet
**** or a superhero
*****or a superhero/ fighter pilot/ animal vet who writes his memoirs in a tell all book that will have some really great scenes about how I fought for democracy in Tibet alongside the Dali Lama whose inner being taught me the secret to saving the world from space aliens and it'll probably feature a graphic sex scene featuring me and one of the Bush twins.
* I'm listening to The Flaming Lips right now.
* The fly just left again. How long to flies live? I'm thinking that if it is just a couple days that I should feel honored he or she or it keeps coming back to check up on my writing. That's or it's waiting for me to die so it can lay eggs in my skin. Probably the first though.
* 
* I'm sure in my journeys through the world that I've passed some of you in real life. I didn't notice you (I had other things on my mind) but you noticed me and you dream about me sometimes. We only do good and innocent things in those dreams though and when you wake up you always feel vaguely refreshed and on those nights you don't wake up with mourning (sic) breath because I'm so magical.
* I can't type without looking at the keyboard so all this is a huge sacrifice I'm doing for YOU. Yes when I have curved arthritic claws in a few years, I'll know that it was for the betterment of mankind, or those lucky enough to read this.
* When I'm rich and famous I'll admit to knowing you. If I'm rich and famous and a rock star, I'll get you backstage passes and not crappy ones either but good ones where we can hang out and you can sit on my couch and we'll talk about how awesome we are!
That's about it for now. The fly is gone and I've lost my audience.
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
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[QUOTE=lokigod]welcome
if you become a vet, score me ketamine[/QUOTE]
more K for me please.
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.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
Welcome to the asylum. We never sleep.
yeah thats what i like about this board,
[I]there's always someone here[/I]
... even if they arent saying anything
the walls have eyes.
[QUOTE=All We Have Is Now Pt.1]it'll probably feature a graphic sex scene featuring me and one of the Bush twins.
[/QUOTE]
Only [i]one?[/i] What's the point?
One of them is significantly grosser than the other.
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
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[QUOTE=All We Have Is Now Pt.1]There is! I'm tempted to crush him but I won't because then his fly insides would be smeared all over my moniter like some kind of biological graffiti.[/QUOTE]
Besides, it might really be Jeff Goldblum.
I had a dream of being a vet once, too, until organic chemistry crushed me and smeared my insides all over the place like some kind of biological graffiti.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Besides, it might really be Jeff Goldblum.
I had a dream of being a vet once, too, until organic chemistry crushed me and smeared my insides all over the place like some kind of biological graffiti.[/QUOTE]
What a pleasant description, Brak.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]What a pleasant description, Brak.[/QUOTE]
Yes, Brak, very creative. :mad:
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
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Hey, don't wave the angry face at Brak. She's the world's coolest cultist.
Why thank you, Prof.
[QUOTE=All We Have Is Now Pt.1]Yes, Brak, very creative. :mad:[/QUOTE]
Heh. And thank you, too. What can I say? It just magically came to me.
A Vendetta production. <3
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Someday I hope to be as creative as you
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
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Keep hoping and it just may happen, turkey spam. 
A Vendetta production. <3
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Good stuff, welcome aboard!
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I wonder whatever happened to this guy. I liked him a lot better than you.
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me too
Keep agreeing with me and I just may have to like you...operative word being "may."
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either way...you'll still like me
We'll just have to see about that, Mr./Ms. Cocksure.
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]We'll just have to see about that, Mr./Ms. Cocksure.[/QUOTE]
see...youre already using one of those cutesy little justbetweenus names...
and you had it right the first time.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I wonder whatever happened to this guy. I liked him a lot better than you.[/QUOTE]
That's weird because he had nothing good to say about you.
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[QUOTE=showcase]see...youre already using one of those cutesy little justbetweenus names...[/QUOTE]
Oh, man...you're trippin'.
[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]That's weird because he had nothing good to say about you.[/QUOTE]
And so are you.
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not trippin, just playin
That makes two of us, playa pirate.
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[QUOTE]...playa pirate[/QUOTE]
har! nice.
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Yaaarrrrrr! Where be the cargo o' hotpants!?
Haha. Good call.
Look at all them hot pants.
Hey, who likes short shorts?
We like short shorts!
Don't tell me you're a Simpsons fan, too?
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...too? as in, along with you or...
along with all the other boneheads around here?
[I]Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa. This movie is turning into Spongebob Nopants.[/I]
Yes, as in along with me...and the fact you're also a fan [I]almost[/I] makes up for the fact I do believe you called me a bonehead. Hmph. Well you're a chowderhead.
"That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you—especially those of you in the jury!"
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[I]DOH!
I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t.[/I]
whoops...is this the part where I start backpedallin?
I was simply leaving my options open for answering correctly
And one of those options involved calling me a bonehead?! Yeah, you better start backpedaling something fierce because you know what?
I'm going to release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they'll shoot bees at you!
(Yes, I altered that line to suit my purposes.)
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Look, [I]Brak[/I], I’m sorry I haven’t been a better [I]poster[/I], I’m sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I’m sorry I used your [I]short-shorts [/I] to wax the car, and I’m sorry... oh [I]hell[/I], let’s just say I’m sorry for the whole [I]thing[/I] up to this point...
or something like that 
Hehe. I can't really top that, so I graciously accept your humble and heartfelt apology.
Although you can get me a new pair of short shorts sometime.
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Wow. So many "Lazlo"s here and they all seem like the coolest kids, the ones who would smoke in the boys room in elementary school. I feel blessed.
Why the hell would you bump this?! This is from 2004!
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
because lazlo is old skool cult.
I'm confused.
Well, yeah, sorry anyway. No need for me to freak out either way.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
don´t be sorry, imke. after all old skool cult is long gone.
I'm bringing it back. I've got the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. Call me LAZLO PRIME!
Wow, 5 year old threads...its like a cult time capsule
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
welcome
if you become a vet, score me ketamine