The taco in my name refers to my vagina.
Hi, I'm Noelle. I was not born on Christmas. I will respond to, "Nicole," as everyone apparently wants that to be my name. I just joined the cult for 2 reasons:
1. CP is one of my favorite authors.
2. I am supposed to be cleaning, but I thought procrastinating on the interweb would be a far better idea.
I'm also watching Star Wars Episode IV, wondering why I never noticed how gay and annoying Luke Skywalker is.
I'm not an aspiring writer, but I am an avid reader. From what I've seen so far on the site, you seem like an interesting and somewhat derisive group of people, so I'm in.
Welcome to the Cult!
You're a brighter little soul than all of the jaded people here. Never take them seriously. NEVER.
Just who do you think you're calling derisive!??
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
welcome vagina. is that a mustache on your vag?
Welcome!
All I can think of is how your vagina is filled with ground beef and refried beans.
Frank! I don't want to think about that! Why are you making me think about that!!!
She is! Also, I forgot about the cheese and sour cream.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! 
HAHAHA! You two.
Congrats, you and the reference in the thread title are probably inseperable now.
eeek!
someone's gone and got themselves some thrush.
Isn't a thrush a bird? Or like a heavily over-grown weeds and bushes or something?
I'm painting very, very sick pictures in my head with this thread. And I like it!
Welcome Noelle....or Nicole...or Taco....I have yet to have a punkabilly taco....Mnnn this thread is making me hungry.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Hello taco girl. 
Is it bad that i really want tacos. and not the vagina kind.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No, not at this time of the day anyways. I think I'm going to get some Taco bell of something now.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
No, not at this time of the day anyways. I think I'm going to get some Taco bell of something now.
Is there ever a bad time for tacos? But come on you can do better than Taco Bell.
Oh and hello Taco girl
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm not much of one for Taco Bell either, but those Blackjack Tacos they had, with the black shell, were pretty tasty. I don't think they have them anymore though.
I am mexican and I like taco bell i think for the very fact that it's not authentic mexican food. i love authentic tacos too but sometimes good ol' american fast food hits the spot even if it's crap.
Hi, How Are You?
What she said.
That's weird, because I just put some ground beef and beans in my vagina. No dairy products, however. But I may add some salsa.
my vagina is lactose intolerant
what about guac?
I love guac. I'm not sure how my vagina feels about it, but I'll ask... she said yes.
Guac has sour cream. OHHH! YOUR LACTOSE INTOLERANT VAGINA IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!!!
I don't put sour cream in my guac. Why? Why would you do that?
It's made with sour cream is what I'm saying.
Who makes it with sour cream? Not I.
Yeah, real guacamole isn't made with sour cream. I should know, I"m a Mexican.
What he said.
I live in a Mexican neighborhood, so I know about guac and those corn cups with mayo and cheese. Delicious and fat-free.
I make it with sour cream! And I'm not a Mexican, but I make killer guac.
I'm sure it's delicious, but my vagina wouldn't go near it.
Don't put sour cream in Guacamole!
Also what are these corn cups with mayo what?
Jazzy, taste my guac and then tell me you don't find it delicious.
yes that's a sexual innuendo
These vendors walk up and down the streets in my neighborhood selling mango chili popsicles, homemade chips, and styrofoam cups filled with corn, mayonnaise, cheese, and chili powder. It sounds disgusting, but it's actually really good.
Oh that's a ghetto version of elotes then. They usually have the whole corn on a stick and you put all the fixings on it.
It's not that I don't believe you Z but I haven't a certain code about my sour cream and Guacamole, they should be segregated. I like them in their purest form when applied to my tacos or burrito. The only time I ever mixed the two was in a bowl of refried beans with cheese and green salsa, one of the best things ever.
I live in a Mexican neighborhood in Denver, so ghetto is pretty much implied.
another vote for no sour cream in guac here. and elotes are delicious. but i like corn. you might even say i'm corny.
Hey yo!
Yeah, those corn in the cups are pretty common place here as well. It's easier to eat than putting all that stuff on the cob of corn and trying to eat it.
Yeah, those corn in the cups are pretty common place here as well. It's easier to eat than putting all that stuff on the cob of corn and trying to eat it.
Lazy ass mexican!
Redundant.
Couldn't help myself.
Again, i really want chips, salsa and quac. but not out of a vagina because i am in no mood for fish taco
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
^That made me throw up. Just a little.
hahah thats what i was going for
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I am thoroughly ashamed of you all.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Phil, your frowning avatar makes me think everything you say is melancholy. It gives me the urge to make you smile. SOMEHOW. SOMEWAY!
Take your tacos an go back to Mexico, ya damn dirty mexicans!