The intro
I live in the midwest, my life here is cold and dull. I read a lot, and watch little tv. i write bad poetry about the threat of nature.
Tonya Harding?

you mean, the threat to nature?
and you sound a little Jane-ish.
What's wrong with that? Both Jane and Nature are a force to be wreckened with. (See what I did there? Pun)
douche
of nature.
what's jane-ish?
like danish but not.
sup?
Like tornados nshit?
Welcome.
"Plus, if I go too long without writing I start to turn into a real asshole." -misterwoe
"She'll like what she's told to like." -Mo'Don
you mean, the threat to nature?
and you sound a little Jane-ish.
What's wrong with that? Both Jane and Nature are a force to be wreckened with. (See what I did there? Pun)
nothing's wrong with being jane-ish, but we already have one. It's like when we got all those franks. Too weird.
I don't get "to nature"
what does that mean?

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I already told you what it meant.
Not too many words that rhyme with "Tornado" though...
but, that's not poetic at all!
The tsunami crashed down
i began to drown.
The tornado twists and vibes,
angry bees burst from hives.
Wind swept earthquaked land,
dry dust blasts own demand.
well, i guess it can be poetic......i don't know. usually you write about beauty of nature.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Bears might eat you.
Better play dead.
They'd prefer a sammich
but haven't any bread.
This is why we can't have nice things.
don't step on skunks
they wear only... screw this. i can't rhyme.
did somebody say sammich?
when i say nature i mean the woods. tornados are not scary, unless you live in a trailer park.
an underappreciated heroine.
an underappreciated heroine.

Am I right? Am I right?
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
she's pretty
pretty ugly

What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Perfect.
douche
thanks guys, she resembles me.
do we have a new hopi on our hands?
man. dude, gilligan's let himself go.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
What is her situation? I'm honestly asking. I am genuinely confused whenever she posts something. I'm not sure if I should ridicule or pity?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Piticule.
What is her situation? I'm honestly asking. I am genuinely confused whenever she posts something. I'm not sure if I should ridicule or pity?
Why not just give me some love?
What is her situation? I'm honestly asking. I am genuinely confused whenever she posts something. I'm not sure if I should ridicule or pity?
Why not just give me some love?
<3
love ain't free! i can't just hand it out to someone i don't know!
sorry i meant to say welcome but it just seems so boring a greeting.


the threat of nature?
you mean, the threat to nature?
and you sound a little Jane-ish.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?