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Layp
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That is it. I’ve decided, if this readable to this great community it means I have shelled out the 20 bucks and paid, paid to be a member of a great site, one that has been improving over time, and greatly so. I remember visiting the website before, I would check it out every few weeks or so, usually to check out some of the content and extra information about Chuck’s books. Such as the ending of Survivor and what people think of fight club and David Fincher.
It is surprising to think of it that I have not joined in any way before, whatever reason I procrastinated for joining I am not going to allow this great thing to slip away, again. I have joined, I am here and I am going to enjoy myself. It will be a pleasure meeting you all.

As a new member, tell me to do a few crazy stunts, a dare if you wish. I will carry them out as long as they are not too absurd, you make them up. Sounds like fun, right?

Smartazboy
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Go make love to a jar of jelly.

Welcome, by the by.

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Layp
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was sexy.

Thanks

stoyan
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Hi Layp. Welcome.

I can't think of any cool stunts for you right now, but if I come up with something, I'll post it here.

JKabol
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So. Youre a Cultist now. Finally. Nice. Welcome to the Cult !

ps no suggestions. sorry.
kabol

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Welcome to you.

Lets see what to do what to do....hmm.

Ok , ok here ya go.

Aw nevermind. i forgot already.

anyway, have fun in here.

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[QUOTE=rkdaley]Welcome to you.

Lets see what to do what to do....hmm.

Ok , ok here ya go.

Aw nevermind. i forgot already.

anyway, have fun in here.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry about him. He's had no sleep and is surviving on coffee.
Hell, and welcome, by the way. I sorta like to see people do backflips for me. Can you do it?

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get another cultist's name tattooed on your bicep.

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This guy made my current avatar, which is awesome.

rkdaley
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[QUOTE=Nightrious]This guy made my current avatar, which is awesome.[/QUOTE]

Layp made your avatar?

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Welkom from one oliebol to another.

Layp
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[QUOTE=rkdaley]Layp made your avatar?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he mentioned he wanted an avatar in chat so I made him one. Was quite fun.

welcome, all, I can't do backflips but I just did a fowards roll and atempted a split.

p.s. hoi Meneer Bruin

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Hello, Goodbye

You say yes, I say no,
You say stop, I say go, go, go.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t why you say goodbye I say hello.
I say high, you say low.
You say why and I say I don’t know.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you
Say goodbye, goodbye, bye, bye.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
You say yes, I say no (I say yes but I may mean no)
You say stop and I say go, go, go (I can stay till it’s time to go)
Oh, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hela, heba, helloa.

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[QUOTE=Layp]
Hello, Goodbye

You say yes, I say no,
You say stop, I say go, go, go.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t why you say goodbye I say hello.
I say high, you say low.
You say why and I say I don’t know.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you
Say goodbye, goodbye, bye, bye.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
You say yes, I say no (I say yes but I may mean no)
You say stop and I say go, go, go (I can stay till it’s time to go)
Oh, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hela, heba, helloa.[/QUOTE]

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Layp
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I am not sure if I want to spring my amazingly good looks on the internet just yet. You all might be startled by such great beauty.

Riddlegimp
Where, oh where, is my imaginary bear?
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Then perhaps you could moonwalk into a Starbucks, spin at the counter and ask for a Triple Whammy Double Slammy Coffee Chubby Checker Mammy. When they ask what that is exactly, look down at the floor and mumble "Water."

Layp
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Well I go and do that at the closet thing I have here in Amsterdam, surprisingly enough we haven't been plagued by any starbucks. So instead I will go to the "tea corner". I am memorizing Triple Whammy Double Slammy Coffee Chubby Checker Mammy as I write this.

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You're gonna get your ass kicked, is what I'm memorizing.

Layp
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meet me there Mr. Brown, be sure to help me fight those bastards off.